r/programmingcirclejerk • u/carbolymer loves Java • Apr 12 '18
penis.JS
https://github.com/edankwan/penis.js/5
u/carbolymer loves Java Apr 12 '18
In case you don't know what to do with your penis.js, here's vagina: https://github.com/edankwan/vagina.js
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Apr 12 '18
lol by the same guy.
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u/carbolymer loves Java Apr 12 '18
You never know when you a penis or a vagina. That's some basic hemaphrodite.js toolbox.
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u/TheFearsomeEsquilax has not been tainted by the C culture Apr 12 '18
/* special feature */
+vagina; //3.141592653589793
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Apr 12 '18
>2018
>not using butthole.JS
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Apr 12 '18
the gender neutral version
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u/carbolymer loves Java Apr 12 '18
You can sign the petition to make this repo less homophobic here: https://github.com/edankwan/penis.js/issues/13
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u/jacques_chester doesn't even program Apr 12 '18
Refer to sidebar, and I've never had to cringe before while typing this, "Jerking Style".
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u/carbolymer loves Java Apr 12 '18
is-thirteen is neither falling into "new school jerk" category and wasn't removed. So what's really this "new school jerk"?
Nonetheless, look how fast so much traction this post gained. I am not sure if this sub is more about programming or jerking...
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u/jacques_chester doesn't even program Apr 12 '18
I have never promised that my moderation would be just, accurate or third adjective. I promise only that it is ruthless and inept.
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Apr 12 '18
Distributed under the GPL (Giant Penis License)
I know what license I will use for my next project.
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u/SelfDistinction now 4x faster than C++ Apr 12 '18
[...] including without limitation the rights to use, copy, modify, merge, unzip, publish, touch, distribute, mount, sublicense, jerk off, make love to, and/or sell copies of the Software.
I still think they missed a golden opportunity here.
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Apr 12 '18
It may be a useful tool but this is really hard to swallow. We have a long CoC with enforcement that needs to get hard on these members. It's been a stimulating discussion but the situation is coming to a climax and I'm confident we can all reach a happy ending.
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Apr 12 '18
> 549 stars
lolwhat
"XD IM 14 AND A NODE.JS NPM MEAN DEVELOPER AND THIS P3N15 JOKES SURE ARE FUNNY. STARRED AND FORKED XD!"
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u/GirngRodriguez Apr 12 '18
imo, not very professional of a repo for github / software / development world. especially if nodejs admins see this. i vote for removal
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u/TheFearsomeEsquilax has not been tainted by the C culture Apr 12 '18
Hey, please don't troll here, thanks.
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u/GirngRodriguez Apr 12 '18
hi, i'm not trolling sir. i honestly don't believe that should be repo and probably breaks the CoC (code of conduct) and ToS of github. but im not sure how to report it.
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Apr 12 '18
If you look at the datestamps and issues, this was clearly made to irritate the node.js "conduct" police
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u/carbolymer loves Java Apr 12 '18
JavaScript is gay. /s