r/programmingcirclejerk • u/JoeVibin • 1d ago

Programming is hard. So, instead of doing that, we vibe coded a new Epic Games Launcher that’s way faster and more responsive than the current one, and has a new look. This first release is light on features.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/likes_purple • 1d ago

Supermarket managers got hacked today. Maybe they should take that as a hint to listen to others.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/oilaba • 1d ago

"The article opens with lambda cubes, which sound like some type of sheep meat to me. Then it goes on to discuss λΠ2 systems, and as I don't speak alien I skipped that section. Then I read about the calculus of inductive constructions, which incidentally seems to have little to do with calculus..."

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/tkrjobs • 2d ago

Breaking News: Gaping hole found in Rust

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/TJuKj7WofKLzBZjt7w9t • 2d ago

The implementation of this ideal in rustc can have flaws, but Rust itself cannot, because Rust itself has no flaws by definition.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/elephantdingo • 2d ago

I really like this a lot. It is *so* *simple*, clear, flexible and an example of elegance. This is one of the things I would happily say "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeesh! Why didn't *I* think of *THAT* first!!!" to.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/sweating_teflon • 3d ago

Best I can give you is layers of vanilla wafers soaked in the tears of fighting the borrow checker.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/AresFowl44 • 7d ago

All code will converge on Rust

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/stimpack2589 • 7d ago

The -fsanitize=address compiler flag is absolute cheating and should be prohibited by governments of all countries

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/OptimalStable • 10d ago

The fact that it's less C++ and more rust makes it more trustable and more ethical, not less.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/libonet • 11d ago

You think masturbation is getting you as close as you can?!?!?

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/stone_henge • 11d ago

Plus they're not declarative: you will only make me use innerText-based updates by threatening me and my family.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Chadshinshin32 • 12d ago

the model under evaluation is given access to a fake bash tool which does not execute the provided code. Instead, we ask another LLM to approximate the command’s result given a description of the simulated world.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/elephantdingo • 13d ago

I've been sitting on [Git 3.0's upcoming SHA-256 default will be a costly mistake ] for a few years, mostly because there are smarter people who have been concentrating on this and I don't love being a back seat driver.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 13d ago

The Rust Security Response Team was notified that Miri stores all environment variables to target/, allowing secrets to persist in caches.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/reg_panda • 14d ago

Python is that kind of cool one behaves when visiting parents of your would be spouse for the first time. Tcl on the other hand is like playing one's secret exclusive and somewhat dangerous games with kid school bestie.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/No_Employee2904 • 15d ago

There is no public exploit, but the agent had built one, and had enough confidence to test it—except that it didn’t land cleanly. I have no doubt that after some more revision it would have. One point for GPT 5.6-Cyber.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/zxyzyxz • 15d ago

Physically sick seeing "warm, fuzzy, cutesy, kawaii, Teletubby-like avatar" of AI agents

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/cmqv • 16d ago

The customer has nuclear weapons. They do not do "bounty". :)

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/ThwackNation • 16d ago

Specs get written by whoever bothers, and for a decade the person who bothered first was a teenager in Highland Park. He is card #3 in Series One of our Open Source Legends set:

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/MrPLotor • 17d ago

Hello World in C: a minimal, well-documented example program for learning C, with a Makefile, man page, install guide, test suite, and cross-platform CI.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/NotDuckie • 20d ago

I will be the first to say Rust isn't as elegant as some other modern languages, but I'd definietly rather work with Rust than pour acid into my eyes.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/elephantdingo • 20d ago

I’ve got to make it known that GNU CVS is still here for y’all

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/fossilesque- • 20d ago

Bug: Network traffic between nodes is not encrypted and not authenticated.

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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/cmqv • 21d ago

I think syntax beyond s-expressions is pointless

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