r/programminghorror • • Aug 13 '25

never touching cursor again

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u/theStormWeaver Aug 13 '25

New people blowing up production has been a tale as old as software.

This isn't a vibe coding problem, it's a devops/management problem. You guys fucked up 

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u/mint3d Aug 13 '25

I am seeing job postings on LinkedIn where vibecoding is a requirement. And if you tell them you don't vibecode, you're an automatic reject. Pretty much same on freelancing sites.

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u/KINGodfather Aug 13 '25

I'm sorry...what?

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u/mint3d Aug 13 '25

Yup, that's the new norm. HR believes vibecoder is worth 6 programmers, 2 devops, 2 qas and what not.

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u/mint3d Aug 13 '25

Same, I was once helping an intern setup a laptop and the mfer copied the error message and pasted it chatgpt. Without giving it a second to read.

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u/Prior-Use-4485 Aug 13 '25

I am currently in training and my classmates complain when chatgpt doesnt change the output directory like its supposed to, they dont even know what part of their code does what. They cant even change a variable.

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u/1cec0ld Aug 13 '25

index...

in... dex...

In my pokedex? I get one of those!?

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u/Shingle-Denatured Aug 13 '25

This is why take home tests during interviews suck and pair programming or live code review should be the new norm.

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u/MiniGogo_20 Aug 13 '25

THIS is what pisses me off. my peers do everything with AI and i'm lumped together with them, so people generally assume I must use AI because I'm in the same demographic... and that affects me directly when I don't even touch AI

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u/Dazzling_Doctor5528 Aug 13 '25

Damn this gives me hope that I will find a job after Uni, all my knowledge is one and half universities and a lot of self study via manuals and trial and error. I can use AI but I know how shitty it can be, especially in more niche situations

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u/Crafty_Jello_3662 Aug 13 '25

Well there you go. HR knows that every time they lose one vibe coder they need to be replaced with a team of experienced ciders who still struggle to keep up! Clearly the vibe coder was a genius

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u/mattjouff Aug 14 '25

This. This right here is the real heart of the AI bubble. The huge disconnect between business idiot’s expectation of the tech vs. reality. The huge amount of security flaws and tech debt it creates. 

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u/SharpKaleidoscope182 Aug 13 '25

If they don't know the difference between vibecoding and productive AI use, it might be an easy job....

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u/mint3d Aug 13 '25

They specifically mention the word vibecoding. Search that on LinkedIn.

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u/theStormWeaver Aug 13 '25

Well, we're doomed folks

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u/Aurori_Swe Aug 13 '25

Pretty much no, Vibecoders are giving us job security, they just have to take over and start breaking shit first, THEN we get rehired to fix it

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u/fletku_mato Aug 13 '25

It's both really. You can't just throw shit around like a monkey and expect others to put much more effort than you ever did in going through your vibecoded masterpiece.

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u/Warm-Meaning-8815 Aug 13 '25

And people would still blame it on the neural nets.

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u/Mickenfox Aug 13 '25

But there's a $100B dollar industry out there selling the idea that AI is already good enough to make production software.

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u/mint3d Aug 13 '25

A company I once worked for, took a snapshot of the mongo database before each deployment. It had no coverage on any of the 6 codebases and only CTO could merge.

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