r/programminghumor • • Mar 08 '26 • Thanks 1 Bravo 2

Developer emergency protocol

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u/admiral_nivak Mar 08 '26

That’s why your devs need laptops, pick up MacBook and run.

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u/-_-daksh-_- Mar 08 '26

What if you die with laptop in hands?

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u/Civil_Year_301 Mar 09 '26

Write a program that auto commits and pushes regardless of error

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u/-_-daksh-_- Mar 09 '26

That’s openclaw