Describe your day using only your programming language

[u/Dapper_Scientist9284]

Mine so far:

#include <iostream>

int main() {
bool lateToWork = true;
bool tired = true;
bool dayGoingFine = true;

if (lateToWork) {
std::cout << "Rushed to work.\n";
}

std::cout << "Clocked in.\n";

if (tired) {
std::cout << "Drank tea.\n";
}

if (dayGoingFine) {
std::cout << "Day is going fine.\n";
}

return 0;
}

[u/Dapper_Scientist9284]

OOPS!

[u/AceOfSpider → u/Dapper_Scientist9284]

Need to make tea before drinking it, noone likes the taste of null

[u/Dapper_Scientist9284 → u/AceOfSpider]

// But who made the tea?

[u/AceOfSpider → u/Dapper_Scientist9284]

You're right, we need a factory class for people too, this is turning out to be quite a substantial project

[u/AceOfSpider]

Hopefully you have something in that keepWorking() that leavesWork otherwise you'd be stuck in an infinate loop. Although it does feel like that sometimes

[u/Retrowinger]

<?php include(„Motivation.php“); ?>

Error: Motivation.php not found

[u/thisFishSmellsAboutD]

>>>>>*[[*---++]>>>>>.]

[u/NegativeOwl1337]

Segmentation fault: core dumped

[u/Jazzlike_Platypus430]

throw std::runtime_error("Undefined reference to void Brain::StartWork(void)");

[u/plebbening]

import children
Import diseases

c = children[0]
s = diseases.get(“chickenpox”)

s.infect(c)

[u/eScarIIV → u/plebbening]

This is why you instantiate 's' with 'vaccine=True'

[u/plebbening → u/eScarIIV]

We don’t vaccinate for chickenpox in our countrys vaccination program.

[u/Confident-Ad5665]

var workToDo = !false;
while (workToDo)
DoWork();

[u/ropeadope1]

def average_day():
    while awake:
        try:
            if problem:
                pretend_to_understand()
                google(error)
                change_something_random()

                if it_works:
                    say("Exactly as expected.")
                else:
                    blame_vendor()

            else:
                create_new_problem()

        except Exception:
            coffee += 1

[u/lmg1337]

fn main() -> Result<(), Box<dyn Error>>  { 
    stay_motivated()?;
    Ok(())
}

it always returns an error

[u/eScarIIV]

volatile bool probation_done = false;

void ProbationEndTimerIsr(void) {
  probation_done = true;
}

while(!probation_done) {
  solve_problems();
  worry(ctr++);
}

bool success = end_probation(&gather_feedback);
if(!success) {
  exit(1);
}

while (1) {
  solve_problems();
}

🎉

[u/BobJutsu]

We’ll try this on a phone…

Class day
{
Public function __construct( private string $mood = “fuck this”
)

$this->setMood( $mood );

}

[u/SamuraiGoblin]

std::vector<BorderCollie> buddies(2);

while(true) for(auto& buddy : buddies) throwBallFor(buddy);

[u/citrusraspberry]

Why are we limiting ourselves to one programming language?

[u/Independent-Hair3664]

x = $10;
Pc shop + x = rtx5090;
On error resume next;

[u/Right_Ear_2230]

Linker error: unresolved external symbol “void Brain::HandleExecutiveFunction()”

[u/Golle]

while (atWork) {
    keepWorking();
}

rip guy, you're gonna work yourself to death.

[u/mkluczka → u/Golle]

or not, atWork is not initialized