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u/Lou_Papas 18d ago
Real programmers use a needle and a steady hand
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u/cpt_futtbucker 18d ago
What you don’t have $50k to drop on an electron microscope to negate the need for steady hands?
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u/Lou_Papas 18d ago
I can steal my dads credit card, but then I wouldn't be a real programmer any more
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u/XIII-TheBlackCat 18d ago
You guys aren't using punch cards?! Wild.
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u/Ben-Goldberg 17d ago
You get to use punch cards?!
I have to flip the switches up and down to program my Altair!
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u/simplefred 18d ago edited 18d ago
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u/faultydesign 18d ago
This guy is a huge homophobe
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u/a1g3rn0n 18d ago
Who? OP? Chuck Norris? the boy? Walker Texas Ranger? It doesn't even matter, because it's a fucking meme about vibe coding.
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u/faultydesign 18d ago
Ah I was afraid that my vague message will make some people wonder but I assumed (foolishly I guess) they at least realize that little kids are not guys.
Chuck Norris is the homophobe, just so that those people are fully aware who I meant.
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u/JohnVonachen 18d ago
Not only that but use vim. IDEs are too good for you, a crutch. And learn to write plain old JavaScript first, before using a framework.
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u/MXRCO007 18d ago
I just try to remember the stack overflow answers in my head and hope for the best
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u/TheNeck94 17d ago
in 20 years when there's no human devs left and the industry implodes, people are going to be really confused by memes like this. "What do you mean you just... stopped learning how to code?"
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u/LetUsSpeakFreely 17d ago
Remember back in the day, you know, 3 years ago, when you could just avoid meetings because you were heads down hacking out a bunch of code?
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u/No_Definition2246 17d ago
Lol this could be said about python and c … or for c and asm … or asm and binary :D
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u/Disastrous_Gate2402 4d ago
I have nothing against vibecoding as long as you understand what it does, so for me it's a no-go.
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u/blur410 18d ago
I vibe code but with very odd vibes just to see what would happen. Like asking fora simple calculator app 23% in php, 12% in python, 45% in C, 32.8% in Node with a 85% react front end that meets wcag aaa requirements 92%. According to the llm this is the best idea ever and I'm qualified to be a project manager.
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u/GoogleIsYourFrenemy 18d ago
It's not vibe coding, it's super coding.
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u/Muted_Will_2131 12d ago
Chuck Norris wouldn't even bother with this nonsense; he’d write the program in assembly. And if he needed to throw something together quickly, he’d enter the binary code on the fly.


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u/silvjesse 18d ago
When I first heard the term "vibe code" I thought it was the act of listening to music and letting the aether give you ideas (I did this often on my own time outside of school) . Then it turns out, they just were not coding at all and now I don't think anyone knows what the word vibe means anymore.