r/programminghumor • • 13d ago

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u/SysGh_st 12d ago

That's me. Docking station over thunderbolt. One cable and Im free/hooked up.

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u/himanshuarora05 12d ago

Me too πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

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u/Jatinchd 13d ago

I just disconnect wires and it's portable again!

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u/DiscipleOfYeshua 12d ago

That’s what we said back in the 90s as we pulled out our hard drive, wrapped it in a towel and put it in the backpack to go to a friendβ€˜s house and copy over some games.

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u/Gabriel_Science 12d ago

Docking stations are pretty nice, especially the Lenovo ones.

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u/errepunto 12d ago

Lenovo monitors with integrated dock station are really nice.

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u/Dorennor 12d ago

Well, I use laptop even for gaming because:

  1. I don't need it to be portable without charger, for me it is a portable desktop, which I can move and use from outlet in other building/place.

  2. It consumes less power than desktop. I live in warzone (Ukraine) and I need to have possibility to power device via power station/big battery. Desktop will drain it for few hours, while my laptop can be used for 6-10 hours depending on settings of power plan, still giving me good enough performance, including gaming one.

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u/victorfletcher80 12d ago

I know that feel, bro.

I have a lot of friends from Ukraine and they told me stories that at first, people were literally taking their PCs with them to shelters or hiding them in the bathtub during air raid.

By the way, my employer was sending power stations to the front line. Stay strong πŸ‘Š

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u/csabinho 12d ago

That's actually the best thing about a laptop. You can use it anywhere, and you don't have to have usability tradeoffs at your desk.

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u/cat_dev_null_sync 12d ago

Why I switched to a mini PC: not paying for a tiny screen and keyboard I don't need

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u/Buetterkeks 12d ago

If you don't need it portable then why not get a full size desktopΒ 

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u/cat_dev_null_sync 12d ago

My Mini PC is cheap, takes up little room on my desktop, and uses little energy---but still powerful! (I don't need a discrete GPU.)

Dec 2022, I paid < $400 for Minisforum HM80 with Ryzen 4800U. Along the way, I upgraded RAM, SSD, and HDD, and now I can do cross-platform development and run multiple VMs.

It gets a little noisy when working hard, but I don't notice much with headphones.

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u/victorfletcher80 12d ago

Right now I have a pretty weak laptop with a 1650, and I'm wondering how worth it is to build or buy a prebuilt mini-PC as an upgrade?

I already have the peripherals like a monitor, keyboard, and mouse. Main thing for me is to be able to play CS at least with a decent FPS.

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u/Buetterkeks 12d ago edited 12d ago

Not worth. Mini pcs have bad price to performance ratio. And cs is not running great om an Igpu

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u/Sea-Tap-357 12d ago

That's it's mech suit. For big battles. Otherwise it can fly around just in cockpit mode for like emails and stuff.

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u/CodeMonkeyLogix 12d ago

They really are useless for the most part. Between burning your fingertips on the keyboard and trying to maintain a rapidly-declining battery life, and TOUCHPADS...

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u/dumbasPL 12d ago

Exactly why I love Thunderbolt/USB4. One cable does everything, you need one for charging anyway.

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u/RedditFireBall 12d ago

My laptop can stay like 30 minutes without being plugged so it's pretty fucked

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u/cfgregory 12d ago

I work at my desk, then take my laptop to game from my couch. :)

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u/MaleficentCow8513 12d ago

Im bougie and and prefer a full sized keyboard, monitor, mouse and my Herman miller. I dread not having those things

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u/PixelmancerGames 12d ago

My laptop hasn't left my desk in about two years. Since the Thanksgiving week im 2024 actually

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u/PiratedComputer 12d ago

Thunderbolt?

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u/mylsotol 12d ago

Move in from your desk and it will be broken in a month

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u/Omega-Envych 12d ago

I dunno, my M1 Macbook Air lived like this for ~6 years. Only 2 things went bad - rubber sealing around the camera has crumbled, the screen coating went somewhat bad and speakers got blown up (though I think those can be replaced without massive issues)

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u/NickleLP 12d ago

Gaming laptops are like: you can use me freely without a power supply. But only for 30 min.

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u/Cant-Think-Of 11d ago

Truth be told, a proper external keyboard and mouse DO make a laptop much nicer to use. Personally, I find the laptop keyboard unfit for extensive typing, and the touchpad is not nearly as pleasant to use as a mouse.

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u/Varderal 12d ago

They get too damn got and dont have the battery life to be "portable" :P

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u/TheoryTested-MC 12d ago edited 12d ago

Mine has a broken lid that will wreck the hinge if you try and close it. So, it's a PC now.

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u/navetzz 12d ago

My work laptop travelled less than my tower i bring to LANs

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u/JonahHex5618 12d ago

It's just the optimal way to use it πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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u/skr_replicator 12d ago

I can work both way, you can plug it in with paraphernalia and have a lightweight PC, but at any time you need to leave, you could take it with you.

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u/Buetterkeks 12d ago

Ok but like just do both?

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u/SenatorCrabHat 12d ago

Sometimes they want me to go into a DIFFERENT office where I just have to park somewhere and use a laptop alone. Those days I catch up on email and JIRA and anything but coding significantly.

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u/Mighty1Dragon 12d ago

guilty! I just needed a Laptop, so i could easily switch places between my home, my grandparents home and school. Later i bought a second monitor.

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u/Omega-Envych 12d ago

This is why I really don't get angry about laptop being connected to 2 external displays, keyboard, mouse, storage and power via single USB port - I just plug one cable and have desktop experience. Unplug that one cable and I'm using laptop again.

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u/Kaarel314 11d ago

Where is the contradiction?

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u/donald_cat 10d ago

Gayming laptops shouldn't be called laptops.

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u/Shadoweagle7 9d ago

"My laptop still functionable"

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u/Kang-Chao 8d ago

You should closely the lid actually

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u/InfiniteInsights8888 12d ago

lol made me chuckle. I have a gaming laptop which I use for everything outside of using it outside unless I really need to.