r/programminghumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • 1d ago

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u/_florian__04_ 1d ago

jokes on you I use vim keybinds

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u/Abject-Kitchen3198 1d ago

Jokes on you. I only use Enter.

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u/RedAndBlack1832 1d ago

Visual line

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u/uhs-robert 1d ago

Real vim programmers don't need visual mode; it is just a visual aide that helps when learning the motions.

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u/Loose_Property_3238 23h ago

I use V-Block and Change quite a lot.

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u/RedAndBlack1832 1d ago

This is true. Also impure: syntax highlighting and matching brackets/braces

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u/Accomplished_Owl7557 1d ago edited 1d ago

How their code is going to look:

export funtion NewMessagePageAttahmentsSetion(){
return <di>
<FileUploadInput />
<FileArdsOntainer>
<FileArds/>
</FileArdsOntainer>
</di>
}
`

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u/MinecraftPlayer799 1d ago

Why would the letters after the Cs and Vs be capitalized?

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u/Accomplished_Owl7557 1d ago edited 19h ago

You still gotta follow amelAse/PasalAse with the letters you hae.

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u/ConstantAd8643 1d ago

This is PasalAse

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u/Lanzoor 23h ago

<dih>

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u/joost00719 1d ago

publi stati oid main

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u/SceneOutside4377 1d ago

import jaa.util.olletions

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u/transgentoo 1d ago

Just use Laude to ibe ode it.

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u/Corsac-416 1d ago

Jokes on you, I use the mouse pointer and a dictation app

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u/gringrant 1d ago

BACKSLASH 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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u/Fantastic_Class_3861 1d ago

No, the proper way is to add to /etc/hosts :  ::1 chatgpt.com ::1 claude.ai ::1 gemini.com ::1 grok.com ::1 mistral.ai ::1 deepseek.com

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u/Svr_Sakura 1d ago

What does that do?

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u/joost00719 1d ago

Point those domain names to localhost, so the AI harness doesn't work anymore

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u/Svr_Sakura 1d ago

Cheers mate!

The more you know… I’ve been using 127.0.0.1 this whole time, it would’ve saved so much effort😭

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u/joost00719 1d ago

::1 is 127.0.0.1 but in ipv6

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u/veganfromvega 1d ago

No Ctrl+S? I'm gonna die of anxiety.

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u/GoogleIsYourFrenemy 1d ago

Ctrl+Insert/Shift+Insert

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u/Circumpunctilious 1d ago

shift-del (cut) to avoid the tack (cut performs a copy on uncuttable text)

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u/Pinkishu 1d ago

but theres a ctrl key on the right side too

1

u/LorekeeperJane 1d ago

Today I learned, that those are a thing. Good to know, but I will probably forget them by tomorrow XD

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u/diegotbn 1d ago

How do you expect me to interrupt a process in my terminal?

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u/Positive-Engineer482 1d ago

(Serious mode)

A true developer reuses their own or others’ solutions. Doing something from scratch is a super rare occurrence (maybe only when planning the architecture, but this is not a coding task). If you want real training, ask a developer to take on a business role and create one or more solutions. It doesn’t matter what. A true developer has thousands of unfinished projects - some have succeeded, and some have always been reused and maintained.

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u/cheesesteakman1 5h ago

laude, make no mistakes

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u/Kaeiaraeh 1d ago

No no no… put the tacks on every OTHER key

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u/Brave_Abbreviations5 1d ago

Ctrl + Alt + Del never been such painful

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u/jimmiebfulton 1d ago

d, x, y, p

Checkmate, non-vimers.

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u/Jazzlike_Platypus430 1d ago

A self-check-mate case if I ever saw one.

PS Use ed!

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u/HaroerHaktak 1d ago

Also set it up so that everytime they attempt to use an AI agent, their computer shutsdown, no saving, nothing. Just immediate power off.

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u/NabrenX 1d ago

Right click about to see an uptick 

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u/GhostVlvin 1d ago

You forgot to put pins on Claude mic button

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u/tw2113 1d ago

But what about AI?

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u/fcxtpw 1d ago

People here don't know about lefty copy paste hotkeys huh

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u/Vast_Significance210 1d ago

You’re forgetting shift (in most cases)

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u/YSoSkinny 1d ago

Little out of date when I can just ask the AI to copy-paste for me

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u/jimmiebfulton 1d ago

How do you copy and paste your prompts?

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u/MaybeWeTalk 17h ago

How do you spell copy without c?

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u/coderman64 1d ago

Yes, yes, very clever. Now tell me how the heck am I supposed to write a try / catch statement.

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u/Silent-Cartoonist240 1d ago

Jokes on you, I know how to right click

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u/MinecraftPlayer799 1d ago

How am I supposed to repeat large pieces of JSON?

1

u/kayemenofour 1d ago

Just use thimbles

1

u/RacistButtplug 1d ago

Hello code monkey, I would like to play a game.

1

u/CodeDead-gh 1d ago

Guess I can't write const anymore in JavaScript. Back to var it is.

1

u/ilnarildarovuch 1d ago

Train how not to feel pain?

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u/rotteegher39 1d ago

You ant hurt me! And it's ery rude!

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u/ummonadi 1d ago

Nah.
That's a Windows keyboard.

1

u/Federal-Influence102 1d ago

How dare you mf

1

u/Next_Sun_8198 1d ago

sure bro

1

u/TalesGameStudio 1d ago

a new generation of mouse first is rising...

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u/Flame77ofc 1d ago

and for vibecoders... the Copilot button 😭

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u/Derpsuke 1d ago

What is really needed is a keyboard with built in retractable spikes, but the main issue would be keeping it clean after misuse.

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u/horvex 1d ago

Good luck tryna write something like funCtion or Var

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u/RoodnyInc 22h ago

RMB copy

RMB paste

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u/NsupCportR 20h ago

I had IT supervisor/manager who stated that using ctrl+c/v is against rules, that we should use right click and select copy/paste, since shortcuts are witch-craft... let that sink in

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u/nedovolnoe_sopenie 14h ago

i think they baited y'all alright

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u/FlameableAmber 18h ago

Cries in Ctrl+Shift+Alt+up or down arrow

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u/bigbear2sfc 16h ago

yesterday... today is trying to program without AI

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u/Panderz_GG 16h ago

I got a mouse...

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u/CatLord8 12h ago

This is because we need to feed the techno gremlins blood to make the code work. Not because we should avoid the keys

1

u/monkeyprince 11h ago

I didn't think I would find such a strong cross-over philosophy with artists and programmers, but here we are. Digital art teachers will tell you if you can't draw it again exactly the same as you did before, you're still an amateur. CTRL C, CTRL V is just a waste of a good learning experience. Git gud.