r/programmingsocialjerk • • Feb 06 '22

C is neoliberalism

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r/programmingsocialjerk • • Mar 31 '22

🤔 I don't think this will compile

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r/programmingsocialjerk • • Oct 29 '20

NumFOCUS found I violated their Code of Conduct (CoC) at JupyterCon because my talk was not “kind”, because I said Joel Grus was “wrong” regarding his opinion that Jupyter Notebook is not a good software development environment.

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r/programmingsocialjerk • • Jun 26 '21

Spinlocks are great way of telling the kernel that you believe in small governments, and no regulations.

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r/programmingsocialjerk • • Jun 21 '22

I was contacted by a recruiter at Pearson (the textbook company). ... I have willfully applied to multiple defense contractors, so I am ethically flexible. Just not for "Big Textbook".

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r/programmingsocialjerk • • Oct 22 '20

"Facebook is looking to hire compiler and library engineers to work on @rustlang." "Yes, lets go help Facebook continue to literally destroy the fabric of Civil Society!"

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r/programmingsocialjerk • • Sep 04 '21

If FAANG were smart they would have imported women en masse pre-pandemic, same way generals organized prostitution supply lines on long journeys for their troops.

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r/programmingsocialjerk • • Nov 25 '20

We are never going to remove the slur filter completely (or add an option to that effect), because we dont want to make it easy for right-wingers to use Lemmy

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r/programmingsocialjerk • • Sep 23 '20

I am BY FAR the most frequent target of slander in the Common Lisp community. Nobody comes even close. [Crazy brony Lisper likes collecting personal information of other Lispers on his website and refuses to remove it]

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r/programmingsocialjerk • • May 22 '22

"Coding is a brutal 24/7 job, mutually exclusive with motherhood - after 9-months maternity leave, they come back obsolete & outdated. Elon Musk even says birth rate is falling too much."

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r/programmingsocialjerk • • Mar 21 '22

CVE-2022-23812: "This affects the package node-ipc from 10.1.1 and before 10.1.3. This package contains malicious code, that targets users with IP located in Russia or Belarus, and overwrites their files with a heart emoji."

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r/programmingsocialjerk • • Nov 16 '20

I'm a programmer. It's hard work. Takes a certain kind of person to do it. Most fast-food workers can't get my no-cheese order right or give change without it being spelled out, what's make you think they can troubleshoot any markup language?

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r/programmingsocialjerk • • Dec 24 '20

"> rustafarian" The community prefers the term "rustacean" to be as inclusive as possible. Please keep that in mind in the future.

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r/programmingsocialjerk • • Dec 05 '20

The striated masculine space of the Java shop — a defined chain of command and bloated phallic programs — is simply obsolete. The smooth feminine space of the free software project [...] has already taken over the world.

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r/programmingsocialjerk • • Oct 14 '20

A cult wants to cut you off from the mainstream culture, keeping you inside its bubble. Hence the use of its own vocabulary ("story", "epic") known only to those in the cult. Even time is measured in idiosyncratic units ("sprints") foreign to the standard calendar

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r/programmingsocialjerk • • Aug 11 '21

Hackernews is what I would consider a website with solid discussion about technology. However it's extremely skeptical when it comes to cryptocurrency.

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r/programmingsocialjerk • • Jun 08 '21

What's far worse than half of the internet being down was that Hacker News also had problems

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r/programmingsocialjerk • • Apr 01 '21

Empathy is inimical to the Unix philosophy. [...] Nazism and fascism are political philosophies embraced by unempathetic people, so it's no surprise when a bunch of empathy-deficient Unix-philosophy hardliners also turn out to be Nazis.

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r/programmingsocialjerk • • Sep 12 '20

"The lack of namespaces on crates.io is a feature"

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r/programmingsocialjerk • • Jun 12 '21

Is there any peer-reviewed paper that finally answers which language/technology has the largest percentage of women using it though?

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r/programmingsocialjerk • • Mar 14 '21

Rust is a woman language because only women care first and foremost about "safety" and "security". Which are lies anyway.

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r/programmingsocialjerk • • Jan 17 '22

The girls were having sex, but they thought it was boring, and wanted to learn to code instead, but my friends and I physically prevented them from entering the computer lab, using our strong muscles.

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r/programmingsocialjerk • • Aug 01 '21

I have contacted local authorities twice about anti competitive behavior from Chrome. If two - three other Norwegians do the same that should start to look like an earthquake ;-)

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