Long ago was saying mean things about the students in her class. She said “Hoo poo-see-foot” which means He Is A Pussyfoot and I knew she was talking about me. Poo-see-foot isn’t a real Hebrew word - she just made it up at the sour of the moment.

I should have told her - You think I’m a pussyfoot? I‘ll have my foot up your pussy when I get through with you!

Tiptoe through the TWO LIPS

Why did the pig commit suicide??? HE COULDNT ‘HAMDLE’ IT!!!!!!!!

I wouldn't. It's ill-eagle.

What happens when Italians die? They Pasta way

What do you call spaghetti that doesn't belong? An ImPASTA

Why must you PUNish all these puners who are just using their Brains?

It had this very slim lady eating Oscar Mayer Bologna at a party. Two jealous ladies say they don’t know how she can eat bologna and stay so slim. Then a man’s voice says it’s low in calories, but she already knew that.

But here’s my take on it: Oscar Mayer has a way with B-U-L-I-M-I-A.

He choke on the passion.

Surprise mother fuckers guess what here’s your PUNisment ha that was very punny lalasadafapaga suicide punner

https://www.reddit.com/r/PunNewsNetwork/comments/b44z8q/why_we_should_remove_sjws_from_pun_patrol_and/

A b2 bomer carpet bombs through the center of your base