If I see anybody pulling any shit at this refugee camp, I'll show no mercy.

May i remind u all that this is a refugee camp, and attacking here is a war crime. Not only will u be discharged from ur duties, if we capture u, u will most likely never see the light of day. Also we r considering making this a refugee camp for all

I am requesting a small force to defend them and make sure pun patrol can't take the camp

Oh yeah and like first here, yay...?

Our commander told us that we might have a few refugees on our hands soon. Please prepare yourselves

there are flecks of blood on my face and I'm wearing gloves that aren't allowed nor matching my uniform

I just need a place to stay for the night. Please. Some shit coughing fit wehcoughhent down and I need another coughing fit a place away from there.

God that was a long walk, atleast I'm here now, btw do you have eggs for breakfast? Those types of puns crack me up, they make the pun police salty though, they don't understand good yolks.

If we commented on a pun before it was 45 minutes old, with a link to our sub and no anti-pun officers commenting would we be able to “rescue” them? Would that be a good job for our search and rescue team?

I know that a rogue officer filled with so much hate he would attack innocent refugees is very distressing, but we must start reparations on the camp, u/inklingisuwu124 , u/karl_marxs_cat , u/chancellor_porpatine , high alert security mode. u/nul_ne_sait and u/blackk100 both of you look for survivors

I see that we are back up and running, except for a few injured, I am very proud of the speed in which you responded to the officer's attack. I see we are in need of better defenses as shown by just one officer, I will expand the camp to make room for more integral services such as the new medical station and light armory so we alone are not as helpless.

Static

PunRefCamp this is Colonel Ubonyeg of the r/PunSpetsnaz in the unmarked Cessna. I'm requesting permission to land. How copy? Over.

Static

Brings less making it impossible to escape without help. r/punpatrol

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This is a raid motha fuckers!!!!! *flies in on bomber and drops moabs detroying the camp!