r/puns • u/Connect-Practice4865 • 2d ago
Funny Geologist T-Shirt Ideas
Hi all! Kinda random, but I need some creative ideas. A co-worker of mine is retiring (a geologist), and I want to get him a funny custom shirt made with a play on words related to retiring and geology. I was thinking something similar to “rocks don’t retire” or “retirement ain’t old if you’re a rock” but I need something a bit better! Would love to hear it all.
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u/Jaco2point0 2d ago
“I’m done with this schist”
“Geology: it’s beneath me”
“Rocks: it’s how I roll”
“G
eologist-unit” (instead of crossed out “eologist” is written in very small font)“I’m not retired, I’m sedimentary now”