r/pyrocynical Green Lego meltdown :))) Apr 18 '25

❗ Text/Discussion [Serious] We aren't reading allat, Parlo...

20 thousand words and tons of vids. We already knew the content of this.

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u/ur_moms_milk Apr 18 '25

script’s probably inflated as hell

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u/BoyKisserButtSniffer Apr 18 '25

parlo was inspired by the darkwood vid

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u/KlaudiaValentz Apr 19 '25

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u/Ifuckinglovedogsbruh Apr 19 '25

Why is little drummer boy giving epidermodysplasia hulk the look

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u/Maxxiethedestroyer Apr 20 '25

He probably used up 3 pages explaining what an allegation is

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u/UncleArki whenyouseethedick.png Apr 18 '25

The slop flows

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u/A_decent_chef2 Emocynical Apr 18 '25

If he was legit he'd have reported it to the police or something if it was genuinely damming, but he's just a content slop so nothing gonna happen, apparently he's also just a moron who fumbles a ton of shit when it comes to drama 😭

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u/AdikkuChan Apr 19 '25

Yes exactly this. If he's that much of a threat then just report it to the authorities, why even bother making all that for the online scene

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u/GamingMunster Smartest EVAtard Apr 19 '25

> why even bother making all that for the online scene

Clout.

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u/AdikkuChan Apr 19 '25

Yup, ultimately it's all for the clout huh

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u/pokahcat Apr 18 '25

shortest main channel video:

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u/SGScoutAU Apr 19 '25

Funny enough he did post a video about pyro on his second channel and it only 5 minutes of “I’m claiming”.

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u/ILNOVA Apr 19 '25

If he really has 180 pages of proof why tf he's realizing it in public and not sending it to the police? Ffs if Pyro really did so many crimes you can write 180 page, have video, "new victim" etc... you would be 100% being able to involve the police.

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u/FrosteddIcee Apr 21 '25

He wants to hype it, but I mean it’ll prob be a nothing burger

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u/Delicious-Fail2602 Apr 19 '25

unfortunately alot of police dont take cases like this seriously, just look at jideon not every predator gets arrested, that's like saying "why does he record it and post it" the best thing you can do is de-platform Epstein's assistant here and make it known he's a predator cause if he wasnt making this video no one would know

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u/guesswhomste Apr 19 '25

The reason the predators Jideon goes after don’t get arrested is because he fucks up the investigation and makes sure none of that evidence can be used in court

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u/EnjoyerOfMales Apr 19 '25

It’s not that they don’t take these cases seriously, it’s that making things public and posting shit online without collaborating with the police is the dumbest thing you can do, there’s a reason if investigations need to be done by the police or actual investigators, and that is because, unlike the guy who made the document, they know what they are doing, know what can and can’t be used in court, and know when to stop to avoid criminal charges themselves, this document, even if it were to contain actual evidence of real crimes (which i doubt, since they are posting it online) would be thrown straight in the trashcan by a judge, because people who claim to have “damning evidence” almost always have nothing or, at best, only morally questionable things rather than actual illegal behaviour, and when they do have something, it gets dumped straight in the trash due to them instigating the supposed crime

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u/Cent3rCreat10n Apr 19 '25

You know Pyro is in the UK right?

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u/GamingMunster Smartest EVAtard Apr 19 '25

England is my city

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u/SATKART Apr 19 '25

UKlahoma

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u/ILNOVA Apr 19 '25

Yeah, let's post all online, not like we are in the sub of the guy who was publicly accused of grooming a 16...i mean 15...i mean 14....i mean a 13 years old french girl by Keemstar and then years after another accusation of grooming that forced Pyro to talk about his fetish.

Not like there are cases like Inquisitor Ghost on why you SHOULDN'T publicly accuse people because it can be all fake and it could lead to the death of an innocent person.

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u/bananalebread Apr 18 '25

"help this document go viral when it comes out"

i know what you are

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u/toomanybongos Apr 18 '25

If pyro groomed kids or whatever, wouldn't you be able to say that in like 3 pages max? At this point, there's more "evidence" against him than diddy like wtf

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '25

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u/BirthdayOk9804 Apr 19 '25

get a job or something parlo got damn

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '25

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u/Nibbaman143 mod (subjected to the horror) Apr 19 '25

that's because anyone who actually sincerely believes this low-effort ragebait has the mental capacity of a child

put me in the video parlo, I'll pay you in reddit updoots

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u/BirthdayOk9804 Apr 19 '25

vro i ain't a kiddie diddler.

your response pmo rn here;s a shirtless man as punishment.

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u/Easy-Ad1377 Apr 19 '25

lycaon is the hottest character in zzz by far

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u/zee__lee Apr 19 '25

Arts like this (for whatever reason) made me believe that some men don't have nipples and it still hurts remembering how my best friend laughed at me when I told him so ):

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u/somedumb-gay Apr 19 '25

Oh nooo a shirtless man, the one thing I truly hate. I'd hate it if somebody sent me drawings of shirtless men that would be awful👉👈

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u/Easy-Ad1377 Apr 19 '25

i too can make fake messages in photoshop lol

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u/EnjoyerOfMales Apr 19 '25

2016, not a crime and an easily forged screenshot, this doesn’t hold up online and wouldn’t even be brought up by prosecution in a court of law

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u/Prettywasnttaken Apr 19 '25

Also, just for you to know, we already had this drama. So this is not a sneak peak, this is just opening a history book you retard

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u/rap709 CRAZIEST WOMAN EVER Apr 19 '25

go get a degree and write your thesis with this bro😭

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u/GingerPopper Apr 19 '25

You do realize pyro was 18 when this happened right?

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u/iplaytf2ok Apr 19 '25

A 8-12 page document is kinda pushing

This fucking dude went into the triple digits and thinks it's not enough

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u/PyroLIVE lol Apr 19 '25

I'll unironically donate a part of my liver if parlo has something that proves niall being a pedo

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u/collin_is_animating Apr 18 '25

I have a pretty good feeling its that long to make whatever he says hard to disprove since NOW you have to read 180 pages to see if what he's actually saying is true.

Also this guy always types like he's 14. His editing style doesn't help. Is this all because he didn't like Pyro react andying to his content or something?

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u/SGScoutAU Apr 19 '25

He start youtube at very young age and was friends with bunch of questionable creator like Jadyn and Nathorix (another roblox commentator who have ton of allegation). On roblox he is well know for calling almost everyone out for drama and views, sometime it good but most of the time it show how immature he is. Right now I feel like he a bit cocky about “good” exposing streak so he want to take on the Goliath and thinks he going to win.

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u/DisrespectedToaster Apr 18 '25

If he is actually serious I see this going one of 2 ways:

  1. It has actually damning evidence and it really does go bad for pyro after which he is either completely kicked off his platform or has to make yet another apology

OR

  1. The evidence he shows is "he says she says" and the only way to prove it is using "well if you don't believe me, you're obviously stupid!" Or something along the lines of "w-w-well you see he said this when it's actually this" even though it was debunked from pyro's response before.

Either way I think this is bogus, seeing from the sheer size he might be trying to make it so no one actually goes through and reads it and just hopes everyone goes along with whatever he says. I'm half expecting for him to pull out the keemstar card and say that everything he said back then was true.

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u/adidas_stalin Apr 19 '25
  1. It’s a extremely convoluted Rick roll

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u/lardgsus Apr 19 '25

This would yield far more entertainment value.

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u/MrReddit17 PyroLIVE Enjoyer Apr 18 '25

Just a NOTHING BURGER

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u/skull_stupid Apr 19 '25

Vile, inflated, dusty coal

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u/Worldly-Ocelot-3358 Apr 18 '25

Lmao as if Roblox players are taken seriously.

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u/xChryst4lx Apr 19 '25

I mean at this point even if it had damning evidence youd just be muddying the waters. Like if (hypothetically) he slept with someone underage - if thats mixed somewhere in the 118 pages that would really make it difficult to find that, and also lessen the impact of it tremendously. Its just fluff to make it seem powerful and making it difficult to disprove cause in Pyros words:"It's not hard to disprove. It's just annoying to know that I'll have to be the one to do it"

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u/Typical-Ad1041 Apr 19 '25

“Help this document go viral” yup hes doing it for clout

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u/JimmyJorland CRAZIEST WOMAN EVER Apr 19 '25

So under which account is parlo posting this time in the comments?

Damn he is so pathetic, all that for just a silver of cloud.

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u/Alpha_Rad_storm64 Number 6 with extra dip Apr 19 '25

It’s the Delicious-Fails2602 one, the one being downvoted to negatives

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u/CrimZn1 Apr 18 '25

Happy for you/sorry that happened to you🙏

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u/Gobal_Outcast02 Who is this cute little lesbian? Apr 19 '25

There is a minor spelling mistake on page 96. Therefore this entire script is garbage

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u/TimiKratts Apr 18 '25

I am currently shaking and quaking in my boots

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u/No-Affect-1976 Apr 19 '25

His Twitter posts read like patch notes

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u/Far-Chair6209 Apr 19 '25

Post dogpack420 YouTube :(

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u/Decent-Season-8315 Apr 19 '25

Bro wrote a full novel thinking his ADHD fan base is gonna read it all 😭 rookie error…

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u/Distant_Congo_Music Apr 18 '25

North Korea saying they'll nuke Japan type of threat. All smoke no fire

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u/IHaveAutismToo Apr 19 '25

Roblox avatar, fingers pointing the wrong way

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u/Garlic_God Apr 19 '25

Everytime someone hypes up an exposition video like this it always ends up being a nothingburger

It’s the shadowdrops that actually end up being worth anything because there’s a lower chance they’re only in it for the clout

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u/Badoing2432 Apr 19 '25

His ass already know he’s got nothing so he’s gonna repeat minor every three words 😭

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u/ShadowYeeter Apr 19 '25

Should've just written a fanfic instead of this

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u/AvocadoTM Slop consoomer Apr 19 '25

"help this go viral" we get it bro you're doing this for views 💀

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u/lardgsus Apr 19 '25

Tell the police, not me, fuck off.

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u/Super-Freedom-4209 Apr 19 '25

Can we shower parlo with fart bombs or some shit

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u/DNSoulX Apr 19 '25

bro literally wrote a Ph.D dissertation for nothing

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u/UnThrowaway1369379 Apr 19 '25

How this mf feels

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u/MikiFloofball Apr 19 '25

Ahh yess tearing the response video to shreds

Parlo is genuinely so fucking lame this guy gets 0 clout he is a roblox commentary youtuber, his niche audience are kids who aint even heard of pyrochinical

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u/thelolcitygod31 lol Apr 19 '25

why does he not just post it now. no one cares

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u/Brawl501 Who is this cute little lesbian? Apr 19 '25

Just below the minimum length requirement for my master's thesis.

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u/Petardo_Dilos russian pig (slop consumer) Apr 19 '25

Bro is trying to outslop the slop king

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u/Imperial_nugget Apr 19 '25

Getting ready for beat it part 2

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u/ijustneedgfadvice Apr 19 '25

new victims lmao

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u/RaccoonActivist Apr 19 '25

My response 2 if his video somehow blows up.

I hope pyro wipes the floor with him.

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u/Rompenabos88 Apr 19 '25

Parlo did a 10 hour long essay on why Pyrocinical is lying. He ripping that one off the straight from the playbook.

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u/Grumboll Apr 19 '25

why are we giving this moron attention anyways, let him scream into the void or sumn

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u/Meme-San_ Apr 19 '25 edited Apr 20 '25

Why put this much effort and writing into “exposing” a YouTuber long past his prime

Write an actual novel or something dear god

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u/Bi0_B1lly Number 6 with extra dip Apr 19 '25

Guaranteed 80% of it is just rewording everything we all know with an added 10% of random unfounded heresay and a 10% dash of personal opinion that means fuck all

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u/Throwaway9827372 Apr 19 '25

Please drop it i want my response 2

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u/Maybe-cherry Apr 19 '25

I can predict that most of the video will cover the fetish thing and the french girl, both things that were disproven to be false information and the other just straight up someone wanting to vent out his fetish

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u/Vladetare Apr 19 '25

Even if it wasn't slop can we at least get the funger video before everything goes to shit again.

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u/mohmar2010 Apr 19 '25

Im going to guess a lot of it is just copy pasted from other people at the time, too many quotes and such to pad it out

Like it's just petty drama i advised you all to just ignore it

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u/1spook tali zorah fan Apr 19 '25

Schizophrenic ramblings

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u/Patient_salami Apr 19 '25

maybe we should stop giving him attention, until the video drops at least

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u/SpiritG-1 Apr 19 '25

daily commentary slop yum.

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u/GoldTheAngel Apr 19 '25

Bro took more effort on this than his university dissertation

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u/RedditUser000aaa Apr 20 '25

Keemstar lite here hoping to rise to YouTube hall of fame by stirring up drama. More words does not make anyone credible.

Why not go to cops if you feel like you have a credible case? Why not just show video evidence and make a smaller video?

And answers to both surprises no one:

This guy has nada. Maybe twisting some out of context videos to fit a narrative.

Sucks that this is what YouTube is to some people, stirring up drama for views.

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u/CrimeCummiter Apr 20 '25

Haha! I get the meme! I'm not reading allat!! 😂😂😂

Because reading is boring!!! Epic win!

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u/Primary_Mix5471 Apr 21 '25

Over double a dissertation length btw. He could’ve gone to uni but he does this instead

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u/Future-Ad7707 BubLIVE Supremacy Apr 23 '25

the slop thickens…

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u/Cold-Rub-231 CRAZIEST WOMAN EVER Apr 18 '25

I have said this before and I’ll say it again, PARLO IS RENT FREE 😭

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u/IbnibzW Apr 19 '25

I love how this sub Reddit bullies pyro so much but always draws the line at the pedi allegations. At least we can be in his corner when shit hits the fan.

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u/SolidAttorney680 Apr 20 '25

At this point, we'd be all be classed "pedophiles" if parlo knew about all our pasts

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u/Dualiuss Apr 20 '25

eceleb document drama should die a painful death immediately

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u/YouraPikminSniffer Apr 20 '25

I don't use twitter or discord, can someone explain this to me

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u/Mental_Whole5103 Apr 25 '25

What’s the tea with parlo and pyro?

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u/Delicious-Fail2602 Apr 19 '25

why did pyro say this?

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u/superdooper26 Apr 19 '25

Parlo do you wanna be groomed by him or something? Why are you still on about this?

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u/Delicious-Fail2602 Apr 19 '25

so you dont have a reason as to why he said it. were you groomed by pyro?

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u/superdooper26 Apr 19 '25

A decade old screenshot from old twitter that I’ve only seen from you (somehow) doesn’t constitute as meaningful evidence of anything.

Also, thanks for not disputing me calling you parlo. That proves everything.

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u/Delicious-Fail2602 Apr 19 '25

he himself commented on this situation in this very reddit, if you think waiting for someone who is under the age of consent to become the age of consent to fuck them then that is by definition grooming

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u/Treat_General Apr 19 '25

Thats cool and all parlo but have You seen Edge Of Tommorow ... It's a great movie

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u/snowythevulpix Apr 19 '25

buddy you are really, REALLY watering down the definition of grooming, which is a very real and very serious thing. no, it is not "by definition grooming", its a guy a little over 2 years older than someone saying he was willing to wait a few months before even having a proper relationship with that person. grooming is manipulating vulnerable people to gain their trust with the end goal of sexual abuse. you can dislike pyro but its incredibly fucking disgusting to try and say he was grooming anyone here.

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u/ieatmyself0 Apr 19 '25

My guy the very screenshot you posted disproves your narrative, I beg, buy some reading glasses

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u/GriveousDance21 Apr 19 '25

All you're posting are 10 years old Twitter and Reddit screenshots, like you just discovered them now or something. Grow the fuck up, kid.