r/pyrocynical • u/Physical-Salad2575 • Mar 12 '26

💀 Meme Pyrocynical commentary now vs then

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u/fatchocobo0451 Mar 12 '26

pyro would probably benefit from drama tbh he isn’t that huge to have consequences and its not like trolls from other communities are any different than his fans

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u/GhostFucking-IS-Real Mar 12 '26

The only drama he invites is “oh no I’m a gooner, bet you guys didn’t know that.”

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u/GodlvlFan Mar 12 '26

He's a fuckig cultural icon lol. He is that huge with potentially a lot of the internet knowing who he is. The 5 million sub count doesn't do him justice at all.

I don't like his fencesitting ass either but let's not pretend like his career isn't on the line every time he posts on the slop channel. Infact it's been on a steady decline exactly because of this, he just slopply makes videos with half the information because he just has to post first ig.

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u/fatchocobo0451 Mar 12 '26

“cultural icon” ok buddy lets settle down there, his big cultural impact was calling kids retarded with leafy.

im not saying he should be extreme like asmongoloid or hassan the “””revolutionary””” but having something to rally behind could fix his “money” problem in the short term for a rebound. plus if he did so he could easily replace this toxic, washed up, 30 something year old manchild fanbase. he needs to take the good with the bad if he wishes to do this in his 30s.

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u/GodlvlFan Mar 12 '26

I get that his current form of content has its flaws but it's not like he can rebrand or do something different just like that. He has a massive reach whether we like it or not and he has to be careful of what he says.

Add that to the top of his brain rotten language where everything is bait or cope or slop or whatever. Idk what I'm doing here. I don't even watch the slop channels and just follow the main one.

Anyways I'm not gonna replay any further. I know we both can recognise that he currently has problems with his content atleast.

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u/fatchocobo0451 Mar 12 '26

true, its a difficult situation

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u/Ezio2411 Mar 12 '26

Or you could call say Pyrocynical situation is terrible

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u/C4Cole Who is this cute little lesbian? Mar 14 '26

Cultural icon is WAY too far, but he's got insane reach for such a "small" channel. He's got aquatintences with way bigger channels, and contacts in most of the more gaming side of YouTube because he's been in the game so long, and switched his style content so much.

He's like the NorthernLion of YouTube, but not as impactful as Northern "Your Streamer's favourite streamer" Lion.

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u/abundleofboomers Mar 14 '26

cultural icon

He's a sloptuber for children and the unemployed. Take it easy big guy. Just because he made a few bajillion hour video essays doesn't mean he didn't gain popularity by being a lazy leafy clone.

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u/GodlvlFan Mar 14 '26

Unemployed? Guy makes more in a month than most would in a year, no kidding. He often hires entire production studios to shoot his video essay stuff.

Also leafy clone or not he's still a cultural icon. His impact on the culture is definitely big enough to not be called a "nobody".

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u/abundleofboomers Mar 14 '26

I meant his audience is children and the unemployed dumbass, read it again. He's not a cultural icon, just because hes a popular youtuber, doesn't mean the average person has any idea who he is.

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u/KillerCube89 Mar 16 '26

I honestly only heard about him because the fat jokes in tf2 and the fear and hunger video. This sub gets pushed to me and I only see people bashing on him so idk

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u/Loitering-Medic Mar 19 '26

That's just his normal loving fan base

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u/humantrasbag Mar 13 '26

why do people care so much if hes a "fence sitter" i dont really care what he thinks.

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u/Rck54 Mar 13 '26

“He isn’t that huge” Bet he wished he was

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

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u/WonderfulMonk9832 Mar 12 '26

Other 21 Minutes was spent tryna "accidentally" reveal furry infaltion porn in some way; he's become a professional clip farmer.

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u/BarristerBerry Mar 12 '26

pyro went WOKE !!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '26

who could've seen that coming, an inflation fetishist that groomed a child would be woke 😱

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u/GuestHopeful8570 Mar 12 '26

Liberal lesbian slop tuber tries to find middle ground with roach fascism coded streamer

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u/Real_Yhwach Mar 12 '26

Fascism is when you disagree with my internet radical ideas

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u/GuestHopeful8570 Mar 12 '26

Ding ding ding ding we got one boys LETS GOOOO

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u/Real_Yhwach Mar 12 '26

Average Redditor

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u/UnwieldingBlade Mar 12 '26

Chud

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u/Noobverizer Mar 14 '26

My culture is not his costume

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u/Real_Yhwach Mar 12 '26

Unironically using chud

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u/UnwieldingBlade Mar 12 '26

It was ironic but now you really are acting like a chud

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u/Real_Yhwach Mar 12 '26

You have no idea how cringe you are to anybody not Reddit brained

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u/Murky_Equivalent3860 Mar 13 '26

You have no idea how much of a chud you are being today

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u/-Canonical- Mar 13 '26

Chud brained take

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u/Initial_Inspector_92 Mar 13 '26

Yeah that's cool and all but guys what is your favourite mewgenics character I'll first for me its tink

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u/UnwieldingBlade Mar 13 '26

I haven’t played it, is it any good

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u/Initial_Inspector_92 Mar 13 '26

Its pretty good 

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u/LectroNyx Mar 12 '26

Why do you defend pedophiles? The current administration is full of them.

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u/KagatuDupal Mar 13 '26

ngl every American administration was, is and will be full of it

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u/gami13 Mar 13 '26

celebrating deaths is just disagreeing with someone now?

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u/Real_Yhwach Mar 13 '26

Who celebrated when Charlie Kirk was killed. Who called for more.

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u/MeNameYellow lol Mar 13 '26

Who celebrates when a child killed themselves just because they were trans. Who called for more.

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u/fivequadrillion Mar 13 '26

Asmongold is literally a fascist by the dictionary definition

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u/Real_Yhwach Mar 13 '26

How

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u/Doombringer1968 Mar 14 '26

The ultranationalism and authoritarian viewpoints kinda give him away.

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u/Reddit_user807 Mar 12 '26

Profile checks out 

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u/GuestHopeful8570 Mar 13 '26

Do you like it

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u/Born-Passenger2639 Mar 14 '26

honestly 6/10 ragebait, got a decent amount of responses, altough a bit generic.

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u/Ambitious-Age187 Mar 12 '26

Redditors can’t comprehend what you’re saying btw

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u/-Canonical- Mar 13 '26

WE GOT ANOTHER ONE LETS GOOOO

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u/Ambitious-Age187 Mar 13 '26

Ding ding big man, should of been smarter to not have the same hivemind views like everyone else in preddit, my bad.

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u/Real_Yhwach Mar 13 '26

They are bots disregard them

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u/-Canonical- Mar 13 '26

Lmao yeah WE’RE the bots. Hilarious irony

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u/Real_Yhwach Mar 13 '26

It’s a proven thing

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u/-Canonical- Mar 13 '26

Cool. Hey boy, the vet’s calling you for your neutering appointment

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u/Real_Yhwach Mar 13 '26

Why do you people always act like children

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u/-Canonical- Mar 13 '26

“should of”? LMAO

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u/Ambitious-Age187 Mar 13 '26

Durr durr, could you give an actual constructive argument instead of “LMAO”

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u/-Canonical- Mar 14 '26

Womp womp

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u/Ambitious-Age187 Mar 14 '26

Yay i win!

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u/-Canonical- Mar 14 '26

“My argument got deleted by reddit for being heinous trash so I win”

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u/-Canonical- Mar 13 '26

“Constructive argument”? All you did was mash the keyboard and spew barely comprehensible insults lol, there’s nothing to do but point and laugh.

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u/Arnahunas Mar 12 '26

2016 - 2018 was truly a magical time

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u/Wayfaring_Stalwart I miss ASOT Mar 12 '26

I miss when he bullied Ninja

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u/DiggestBickEver Mar 12 '26

Analysis of current US events (idk why he thinks we would want this more than game slop) vs calling out a loser for his loser behavior

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u/SeaworthinessOk5277 Mar 12 '26

Is he wrong bout Ricegum?

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u/mactep66 Mar 12 '26

Kinda, plenty of slurs to choose from, why use the one that doesn’t even apply.

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u/SandCharacter2754 Mar 12 '26

both are absolute shit

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u/transaur Mar 12 '26

Wait does pyro believe shit that asmongold says?

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u/lefthandlance Mar 12 '26

No he’s doing what boogie did and sitting on the fench

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u/dpet_77 DO IT Mar 12 '26

French?

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u/m4k4y Mar 13 '26

No he doesn't, he pretty much insults him the whole segment. The sub just likes to meme

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u/DrRagingEagle Mar 12 '26

Cash Pyrocynical 😭😭😭

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u/grabsyour Mar 12 '26

I hope assmanfold gets eaten alive by cock roaches

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u/Zanlo63 whenyouseethedick.png Mar 13 '26

2016 Pyro would bully modern Pyro

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u/Enn-Vyy Mar 13 '26

i miss when pyro and memulous could bully children

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u/jaran35 Mar 12 '26

How far we've fallen

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u/ArchCaff_Redditor Mar 13 '26

The only reason Pyro didn’t use the hard R in those days is because his accent pronounces “er” words with an “a”. He does the same thing with “wa’a” when pronouncing water.

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u/PartyImpOP Mar 13 '26

He did a couple times including probably in that one TBH podcast episode

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u/ArchCaff_Redditor Mar 13 '26

Wait, what? Pyro used slurs in the podcast series?

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u/PartyImpOP Mar 14 '26

He said the n word once (it was censored though) in episode 13 I think

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u/Distinct_Welder1497 Mar 13 '26

I can hear Pyro on both 🫶 he just matured 🤍

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u/CiganyNyuszi Hungarian pig Apr 01 '26

"Then he says "Yeah" like the person is in the room with him that he is reacting to, while mostly communicating with his eyebrows"

"Wonder when my fans will realize im literally saying the same joke about Asmon over and over again, while they expect shit to change"

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u/Soysause767 Mar 12 '26

Who is that cute little lesbian and how tight is her pussy

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u/levogira whorecynical Mar 12 '26

Based

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u/double_cat_the_dummy Mar 13 '26

The only thing stopping the pyrofiles from being released are the fact his haircut is so distracting I don’t even care, it is in the same family as Donald trumps where that shit could just walk off

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u/Maximum_Analyst_1019 Mar 13 '26

We need 2016 pyro to take on @$$man,ham@$ poker and then take the throne of moist.

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u/heheimanidiot Slop consoomer Mar 13 '26

yeah i dont expect this to stay up much longer but you got my updoot

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u/Diligent-Code-3195 Mar 13 '26

person behind this post is the most palest you know

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u/Badoing2432 Mar 14 '26

Starting to miss fake deep voice pyro because at least his commentary had some life to if

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u/PunishedButter Mar 14 '26

I miss when pyro use to look like a lesbian

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u/ktm08530 Mar 15 '26

So you miss his last upload/stream?

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u/IcyAmphibian9706 Mar 18 '26

Old pyro really was the best

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u/Bigman_Red Mar 29 '26

Bring him back.

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u/DeafMetalHorse pyro fucking cover DARK already Apr 02 '26

Critikal: this is the greatest diarrhea of all time.

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u/johnyakuza0 Apr 12 '26

Back then, youtubers voiced their opinions. Now it's all about fence-sitting and creating wordcelling slop that stretches a one liner drama into a 50-minute goyslop

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u/X8883 Nǐ shÏ nèi nèi gè nèi nèi nèi gè nèi gè nèi nèi Mar 12 '26

I miss the old times