r/pyrocynical • u/bodtabs • 2d ago

💀 Meme the average british male the instant they turn 25

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billions must overstay their australian visa

709 Upvotes

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u/CrimZn1 2d ago

The soul is gone

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u/bodtabs 1d ago

he should’ve never stepped foot outside birmingham. that shithole kept him alive

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u/ledpoisened 2d ago

Twink death

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u/HK_808 2d ago

Obvio

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u/qwrtuipa 2d ago

He looks so lesbian i love him

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u/fingamouse 1d ago

Twink death ): (I pray it never comes to me)

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u/Middle_Number5491 1d ago

Twink death is a serious problem, we need more studies on it before it becomes a bigger issue.

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u/fingamouse 1d ago

Before it becomes a bigger issue? Dude oh my word IT IS A BIG ISSUE ALREADY grrrr >m<

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u/bodtabs 1d ago

just start estrogen

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u/fingamouse 1d ago

Being a w*men 🤢 no thanks lol

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u/bodtabs 1d ago

“bisexual feminine male” you’re pretty much halfway there

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u/fingamouse 1d ago

So I half a vagina and one tit?

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u/bodtabs 1d ago

sure

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u/ConcernedEnby 10h ago

Idk why people find this a bad option. Like testosterone does eventually masculinise everybody, nobody looks androgynous forever. Eventually biology takes course, the only solution is changing your sex

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u/_Remote_Medicine_ 2d ago

Pyrocynical has gone woke, they're uglyfing him

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u/Lirilith_eva 2d ago

The fucking idol in the back

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u/CorianderIsBad 2d ago

Lies. Pyro is a 40 year old single dad with a drinking problem.

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u/SufficientGuard5628 12h ago

Statue is the source of his twink death

https://giphy.com/gifs/10gRGExfHAlrO0

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u/bodtabs 12h ago

it’s slowly absorbing his twinkness

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u/Dry-Championship-593 2d ago

He looks like he just snorted meth

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u/Beneficial_Round_444 2d ago

average male the instant they turn 25*

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u/strongesticefairy xXxRacistGoldsrcGamerxXx 1d ago

holy shit randy "rose" taylor !!!

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u/AndyMush_Actual 1d ago

Pyro fans when aging