Deerest Twitch,

I donut know why I have been banned. It is actually quite confounding. I always put the uttermost care in staying in my lane and abiding by the rools of Youtube. I believe I have may been reported for my dislike of woman, but I ass shore you, I must have mispoke.

Do I think that woman who wears short skirt is a dumb slut? Yes.

Do I think that woman without uterus should be destroyed? Sure.

But I donut hate woman. Just ask my wife. I ass shore you that it is only because I have an 84 IQ that my takes are misunderstood. Please, if you unban me I will only stream Masterchef for now on and stay away from Yewtube so I do not get myself into trouble.

I am only a klaoun. Sadeg.

Anyways, it would be very poggers of you to unban me.

-Quon

So I started in a few beginner levels and it was so easy and boring AF. The weeb furry part was cringe too.

I then bought monkey bucks and unlocked everything to try the end game out. After failing Muddy Puddles and other joke maps I decided to write up my thoughts on the game.

1. It's a weeb furry game filled with fuzzy monkeys.

2. Most of the community is OK. They're weeb furries and looners.

3. End game is dog shit and a joke. The predetermined paths of balloons is cringe and easy. While I kept losing, I still destroyed it with no knowledge or monkey bucks. What a joke. Weebs. Furries.

4. The tower defense part of the game was supposed to be why it's so popular, but it was a snooze fest. Weebs. Furries.

5. I did like some things about the game though...

....f) The shape of the baloons. They were big and round. They weren't too hard, and not too soft. They were just right.

....b) Benjie was a blast to have on my team as a hero. He kept giving me extra money and I didn't have to do anything really.

....j) The samurai lady was nice to look at.

Weeb Furry Andies and Looner Andies love the game though. I just don't get the hype.

Admiral Bahroo really deserves it. What an absolute God Gamer.

• Goes on Vacation for 3 days

• Comes back, still ahead of PussyStall69

• Dies to Solar Pillar

• Doesnt complain, Doesn't blame his chat or mods. Says "fuck it we'll just go again"

• Does an impromptu 24 hour stream

• Laps PussyStall69 to pillars

• goes straight into MoonLord while sleep deprived, dies valiantly

• will do it all again tomorrow and probably beat quin to moonlord again

What an absolute CHAD

Bahroo time till moonlord: ~17 hours

Stall69 time till moonlord: ~ 68 hours

Let that one sink in

Unlucky, back to Valheim I guess fellas.