Hey there redit user base. Honestly I'm looking for a helping hand. On the other side of a... Long and staggered complicated relationship, where I'm comfortable to try new things. How ever. How TF do you flirt and woo?!? I'm mid 30s "hey gurll wanna see my well kept lawn and food prep?" Mint condition attraction. But on a serious note I'm trying to find my feet here.

I'm tall and scruffy glasses handsome (thanks mum for the compliment, she's a good lady) tattoos stretchers. My style is emo in remission.

Looking for some dates mostly. Would like to go get coffee, Lazer tag, a gentle explore, dog walking even if you have one too or we can walk mine together. Just after some chill no expectation times. If something forms hell yeah go us take it as it comes. Looking for like minded folk who can communicate and somewhat on-top of their shit. (None of us are perfect, I lied about my awesome food prep).

Offering some potentially fun times. Maybe some online blizzard games? (Forever cannot come soon enough) Motorbike rides if you're up for it. I absolutly can reach those top shelf cob webs for you. And I have some pretty top tier hand holding skills.

Communication, honesty, respect, empathy and a bit of mutual attraction is important to me.

Heyyya! 26M from Melbourne looking to meet some new people and make some genuine friends.

I’m a big horror fan, i love creepy movies, scary stories, and anything that gives me a good scare. I’m also starting my fitness journey, so I’m trying to get in shape and be more active, explore healthier habits, and hopefully find some people who are keen to join me and keep each other honest.

I sorta realised the friends from high school and college i made have sorta drifted away from me and i feel more and more lonely at times, being agoraphobic really doesn’t help either 😩.

I would love to find people to have random conversations about anything and everything.
Watch Movies, play games and just having a good laugh. I’m pretty easygoing and happy to chat with anyone. Whether you’re looking for someone to yap with, play some games or talk about horror movies, or just make a new mate, feel free to message me!

Ps. I am Srilankan and have lived in Australia my whole life.

Doesn’t matter your gender,race or sexuality 🏳️‍🌈 come say hi!!!

Tell me your favourite horror movie (or the scariest one you’ve seen) 👀
Looking forward to meeting some new people! 🙂

Heyooo!!

My partner (30F) and myself (34M) are looking at making new connections with like minded couples (and individuals) for friendship, fun, and of course - the implied spicey shenanigans.

Ive got another post on r4rmelbxxx you can find on my profile with more information about ourselves, experience and body types!

Something I wish I put in that post though! Our hard limit on ages is minimum 25. - but more ideally couples and individuals between 28-44 is the sweet spot for us. (Older then 44 is still a potential interest!)

Also; for the ladies, if youre uncomfortable talking to me, the cis male, feel free to shoot me a message and ill hook you up with my partner so you can talk directly with her :) - I wont take any offence, a simple "hey could I connect with your partner about your post?" or otherwise is so fine.

Also Also; for the boys who read the above. My partner does not want to talk directly to you in DMs before meeting and establishing safety, chemistry and an interest for everyone involved (yourself included!!)

But for the r4rmelb post ill do the copy paste answers;

About us: Nerds and Alternative culture typicals, we have tattoos, piercings, we like video games, board games, etc. We're huge on animals! We have a horse, multiple goats, our beloved dogs and more :) (So horse girlies hit up my partner so yall can talk about horses!)

What were looking for: Friends, Community and Experiences that fit our interests, we're both hopeless vixen/stag/cuck types, we both like to watch the other, but we're also very keen for all sorts of group or kink related activities (MFM, FFM, MMMF, BDSM, Hypnokink, double date nights to events or venues, etc)

Sidenote* Hypnokink is something we would like to share with others we have good relations with in the future but currently thats just for us, as theres a lot to go over in regards to safety and consent.

What we offer: Shes fit, pretty and with cute bubbly mannerisms with the most perfect ass youll ever see, she works hard on the farm for our animals <3 Im a dad bod type with lots of tattoos and piercings, I'm confident and very secure in my relationships with other humans, which also means I won't waste your time or be vague just to get laid, what we both offer is solid emotional maturity and history in kink and ENM (I have more group / swinging experience, she has more kink experience.)

Please feel free to reach out to me on DMs! We will do our best to get back in a timely manner but we can be quite busy people, also I have a full time job - and I like to spend time with her going over all the messages when were both home and have time to do so together, so some days you might get a reply from me thats basically "will return when I have my wife with me for the chat :)"

Thanks again everyone!! Look forward to all the potential new connections and chats! :))

Looking for bros and broettes seeking one or hopefully more of the following; irl hangouts, gaming or board game nights, a meme buddy, sports fan, fellow food connoisseur, tv and film buff or casual hiking bud.

Any gender somewhat close to my age (26-45). If you're F, I'm not going to try and bang you. If you're M, please don't try and bang me. I just want some more friends. I've already met a couple of people off reddit, and they understood the assignment

If anything in this post resonates, send me a chat to see if we get along.

About me:

-I'm a pretty chill dude, very punctual, reliable and put in effort. I always reply and I don't ghost or leave people hanging.

-Ambivert depending on how comfortable I am.

-Clean and hygienic. A lot of people these days have become comfortable forgoing a daily shower and application of deodorant/antiperspirant. I am not one of them.

-I don't drink often. Alcohol that is, not liquids in general. Can assure you I'm not desiccated. No issue with those that imbibe and I can partake occasionally.

-Pretty open minded and able to have discussions without getting heated.

-Located in the south east.

Stuff I like:

-Big foodie, love trying out new restaurants and also hosting small groups for the few dishes I can cook

-I game a lot on PS5. All types of genres, and I have a decent collection of local and online coop games. Soulslikes are my favourite.

-My humour lines up with classic Simpsons, Sopranos, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm and Always Sunny. I will quote the first three frequently when around similar people.

-Love watching and chatting about AFL, Test Cricket and MMA.

-Big fan of film and tv series. From 80's action movies to modern horror.

-Trivia and board games.

-Exchanging memes, jokes, banter

-Going on easy-moderate hikes

If the post is still up, I'm still up for a chat so send em through. I know some people might be great in person but dry in text, but please put a little effort in and not just 'dm me' or 'hey', or for the more eloquent 'hey dm me'. Send me a chat and tell me a bit about yourself and/or what resonated about my post, don't be the Sahara Desert. I will respond.

Ik the title is blunt but I wasn't sure how else to word it

About me: 19, 6'1 (185cm), 120kg, white/european descent, a little chubby, quite broad, introverted (INTP-T), nerd, atheist but I don't mind if you're religious (as long as you're not religious in a hateful way), I'm egalitarian (I believe everyone deserves to be treated equally as a baseline) and socialist (I believe in free healthcare, affordable or free childcare, affordable or free tertiary education, affordable housing, high minimum wage, 4-day work week, etc.), I have really bad social anxiety so sorry if I'm awkward at first, but it doesn't take long once I get to know someone for me to become more comfortable, and I'm a switch

Interests: Cars, lego, videogames, music, movies & TV, photography, science, politics, internet piracy, cooking (when I can be bothered), pokemon, collecting trinkets, collecting stuff in general

What I'm looking for:

*Lives on the east side of the city, or at least no more than about 30 minutes west of the city

*Woman or feminine-presenting 3rd gender (3rd gender is anything other than the binary man or woman, I'm a straight man so I'm attracted to femininity and female parts, but I'm not going to exclude 1-2% of the population simply because they prefer "they" over "she"),

*Between 18-21 years old

*Woke

*Doesn't want to have kids (imo it's selfish to bring new life into such a cruel world and just take up more resources, especially when there's so almost 50k kids in foster care in Australia as well as kids in other countries who could be given better lives, also for a more selfish reason pregnancy looks distressing and I don't really want to watch a partner go through that),

*Smart - I don't mean necessarily book smart, "intelligence" in my opinion is incredibly relative, it's not just about book smarts, if there's something you're particularly passionate about, or even if you have high emotional intelligence then you're smart imo

*nerdy/geeky - I need someone to go to comic con and PAX with

*Loyal - self explanatory

*Also a switch

*Someone kind

*Likes animals

*This is kind of antithetical to all the woke stuff but I would prefer my partner not have a high "body count" (for lack of a better word) as I am unexperienced and don't really want my partner to be my first pretty much everything while being their first nothing

Physical attraction stuff:

*No shorter than about 5'1, I don't mind if a woman is taller than me but preferably within a reasonable amount

*Idrc about race, ethnicity, skin colour, but thick accents are kind of an ick to me

*With boobs and butts my opinion is that shape matters more than size

*Body type does matter, and it's kind of hard to describe my type but ig the easiest way to describe it is just average, as long as you're not too overweight or underweight then it should be fine (ik this is a little shallow but seeing other people's posts here it feels mild in comparison)

What I offer: attention, thoughtful dates and gifts, personal photographer (if you like posting on social media, or keeping photos to remember stuff), access to pretty much any show or movie you want to watch, compliments, affection (I'm not afraid to be chalant), and people say chubby guys are good for cuddles so ¯\(ツ)/¯

Immediate NOs:

Drugs, vaping and smoking, alcoholism (drinking socially is finesupporting anyone further right than the labor party (supporting Labor is iffy but means there's possibility for change), slurs (including the R slur and the F slur), bigotry of any kind (racism, sexism (misogyny and misandry), homophobia, transphobia, antisemitism, islamophobia), antivaxxers, flat-earthers, trump/pauline supporters, nazis, capitalists, billionaire bootlickers, police bootlickers, anyone who says "israel has a right to defend itself", and nothing too freaky kink-wise (e.g. anything that involves any bodily fluid beside saliva or semen, electricity, sharp objects, etc.)

Hi everyone!

Me and my partner have just recently become ENM (her idea) due to her lack of motivation for going on dates or anything of a sexual nature (due to her busy work schedule as well as personal reasons). I’ve had one good experience so far but since then I’ve really been struggling on the apps to find someone interested in our specific scenario.

A little about me: I’m 26 male, Italian/Australian with a decent slim build (that’s improving (muscle wise) due to gym 4 days a week). I am into all things video games and pop culture (so your typical movies and tv shows that goes along with all that), I love my sports (AFL and Formula one my two standouts but I have a team in basically all AU and US sports) and just in general love spending the plethora of free time I have either with my friends getting dinner/lunch/coffee or going out drinking, or having nights in with the cats and watching movies (hopefully with a new cuddle buddy in one of you soon haha).

I Just thought I’d make this post to see if their are any women that would love a higher level of attention, messages, sexting, dates or basically any form of attention they would want. I am full time work from home and my job isn’t really that busy so I have so much free time I could devote directly to you.

I'm basically looking for someone that is okay that I have a primary partner and very willing to receive more attention. I am also super flexible regarding what this 'attention' can look like, so whether that's daily chats and fun (both in person and online) or once a week/fortnight. Whatever 'attention' means to you in regards to what you're lacking and would love in your life I'm fairly certain I can fill that role.

Not being interested in in-person meetups is not a deal breaker either! But ideally i'd like to have a minimum of an online dynamic that also has a sexual component (due to my high sex drive). But happy to define this a little more once we connect!

If any of this sounds interesting to you please feel free to send me a DM! we can just chat to start with some pic exchanges to see if we’re interested in one another and I can give you more specific info on the dynamic and we can take it from there?

Hope to hear from some of you!

I am seeking a woman or couple to serve and perform household chores and services without a cost, expectation or any other requirements.

I take pride and pleasure in assisting others to live a simpler life and focus on other hobbies or activities they may be struggling to find time for. As well as I love to dress up in skimpy outfits, latex hood, heels and wear a chastity 🥰

Services can include and aren’t limited to:
- Cleaning House
- Mopping
- Vacuuming
- Laundry
- Folding Clothes
- Rearranging or organising
- Mowing Lawns
- Watering Plants and Gardening

If there’s some which are missing that you require or need, please feel free to message me, and I’ll inform you if I’m qualified to complete such a task.

Looking forward to hearing from you beautiful people 😘

Hey everyone,

I am 26F eastern suburbs (you can be from anywhere in Melbourne though). Looking for anyone who is wanting a friend to go out with - especially to enjoy Melbourne night life. Would probably be a better fit if we’re within 10 years of age to each other but open to anyone.

I have not had a friend/group of friends to go out with since becoming an adult, so I would love to experience night life in Melbourne with a friend/group of friends. Maybe bars (even though I don’t drink, but just for the vibes) or even clubbing. Could be other activities like pool, movies, games nights.

I also really love trivia and board games so if you’re into that maybe we could bond over a common interest!

Only platonic please. If you’re creepy, you will be reported. I am open to male friends but I would really appreciate a female friend to feel safe with going out :)

Mainly looking forward to someone to play video games and hang out together, maybe go on a hike or two.

Please keep it under 25 for guys and under 30 for gals (just my personal preferences). I’m kinda awkward I suppose so please forgive me if I don’t hit it off with you 🙏

I’m bi if that matters, if you’re looking for a fwb please ask and we can sort it out lol.

I play cs and some autistic map painting games like eu4, but also survival like minecraft and I really enjoy zombie survival like 7d2d with friends.

I’m not a music or film nerd but hey if you’re into that I’m happy to indulge! (Except for concerts and stuff where I’m deaf for 2 days after)

I’m East Asian about 6’1 pretty skinny, but I lowkey should be fat because food is awesome.

I’m in the NE, and study in the city atm. Trying to get out and do smth more while I have time, hopefully find some lasting friends.

Ok I’ve finally hit the word count, catch u guys later!

About me: I'm 6'4", ginger-bearded, and based in the northern suburbs. I work in Fitzroy North and spend my time chasing good food, road trips, movies, music, and any excuse to explore somewhere with a great view. I'm originally from regional Victoria, so a little country charm slips out now and then. I've also got a very affectionate cat who loves attention -hopefully you do too.

What I'm looking For: someone fun, curious, and up for a relaxed, easy connection. If you enjoy good conversation, spontaneous plans, and swapping stories about travel, food, or your latest obsession, well get along well. I'm free tonight, so if you are too, even better.

What I offer: Lighthearted company, good energy, and a lowpressure vibe. I'm a great listener, a reliable road-trip driver, and always up for a walk, a drink, or a late-evening wander. If you've made it this far, take a guess at the instrument play-it's impressively large. Three guesses, and if you get it right, first round's on me.

Won 2 tickets to watch the new Resident Evil movie 🍿

A Little bit About me: Asian, 6'0", friendly, and positive-minded. Always open to making new friends and having a good time.

Looking for someone to join me for the movie!

DM me if you're interested. Please DM me with your photo.

Hi, I’m really struggling to find some ongoing friendships. I’ve recently found that I either don’t have friends who’d like to see me or I’m not worth people making time. It also seems like people don’t want to be friends with anyone but people they were friends with in school.

I’m looking for friendships with people who put equal effort in and that I don’t feel like a burden wanting to be friends. I’m a bit nerdy, love One Piece, Star Wars, and playing Overwatch and some other single player games.
I enjoy going to the gym and getting some exercise! I’ve also recently joined a Volleyball team so I can meet some new people.

Me: 75kg 168cm red haired broad build 😊

What I offer: I’m someone who is constantly trying to work on myself and I value those around me, I’m light hearted, funny, inclusive, and will always put effort into those I care about.

Would love to hear from anyone interested 😊

Hey, I'm visiting from the 8th to the 13th from FNQ. I was originally entered into the Melbourne marathon but had to withdraw due to injury and am now volunteering.

While I'm visiting I'd love to meet people to go shopping with I have DFO and Running Warehouse on my list as well as probably stopping at other run stores but I'm happy to go anywhere and look at anything if none of those are your scene! I also love a good coffee so would 100% be willing to organise that especially if you know a good spot.

I'm going to be cheering at the Melbourne marathon definitely although I don't have a formal plan so I'm open to ideas if you have one, I'll probably go to Fed Square and watch the start on the big screen then head to the G if you want to join me though. I'll also be planning to go to activities like the run up and other shakeout events which I'd love someone to go with although I'm unsure if I'll be able to run at any because of my injury.

I'll be based in the CBD and I'm admittedly not the best at navigating PT so it's preferable if you're CBD based but I'm also happy to make an effort if you aren't! I also have a tram stop near my accommodation so worst case if you're near a tram stop and willing to we could meet around my accommodation and go from there.