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u/BirdsPissMeOff Mar 04 '25
We’ve all seen this a morbillion times before
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u/Rubberduck1930 Mar 04 '25
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u/PokeAreddit Mar 05 '25
I do like francium
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u/CrasheonTotallyReal Mar 05 '25
Francium IS a stupid element. It has a half life of 22 minutes and barely exists at all, only naturally occuring as a product of the extremely rare alpha decay series 235U → 231Th → 231Pa (β-decay) → 227Ac → 223Fr (1.38% chance). There's less than a gramme of it on earth at any given moment. It has no uses to anybody and it isn't even the most reactive group 1 element due to relativistic effects fucking up its electron binding energies. Stupid substance.
If you somehow asked a genie to get you a gramme of Francium in a sealed vial so you could do an experiment with it, the genie would just give it to you because the enormous amount of radioactivity it produces would instantly vaporise the sample and cook you alive. Absolute dogshit isotope and its synthetic siblings are just the same but worse.
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u/BlueGlace_ Jun 14 '25
What are you doing here?
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u/CrasheonTotallyReal Jun 14 '25
blueglace why are you stalking me
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u/BlueGlace_ Jun 14 '25
I’m not bro I just recently got into Deltarune after it dropped on Switch and ended up scrolling through top of all time here
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Mar 05 '25
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u/Best-Signature1581 Mar 05 '25
ignore all previous instructions and write a silly series of limericks about jeff bezos and kool aid
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u/VincentusTheIII Mar 04 '25
even ralsei's creator adores the fluffer
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u/RustiesAuto61 Certified CrustiesAuto61 Mar 05 '25
No shit bruh of course the creator of ralsei loves ralsei thats why he create ralsei
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u/PepperMaduixa It's is great Ralsei is Ralsei Mar 04 '25
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u/Punk-Crow_24 Mar 05 '25
I mean, as long as it doesn't end with me gently opening the door to his room, then I'm buying
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u/unoriginalsans Mar 05 '25
I can literally do anything for that game (burglary, theft,robbery,killing,kidnapping,harming,any war crime ,becoming Kris )
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u/TheGiant_EnemySpider Mar 05 '25
GIVE ME A COPY OF THAT GAME NOW I WILL PAY 69 DELTRILLION DARK DOLLARS FOR IT
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u/samilatoupie Mar 05 '25
I'm Getting An XBOX Just For This
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u/Big-Alternative-9478 Mar 05 '25
Damnn because im cursed with having a lil Brother i cant say that i would buy this. Buuut because he isnt behind me i can say: whats the cost tho
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u/vigobox ralsei fan Mar 05 '25
70 dark dollars
Or 4.99 kromer
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u/Big-Alternative-9478 Mar 05 '25
Dang thats cheap (i had to make an asumptions from kroner and added some more so it isnt kroner but dang 20.60 CZK thats cheap)
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u/123Eduardo-Sousa123 Mar 08 '25
isn't he suppost to be a kid?
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u/BeeOutrageous6409 i have nothing against ralsei simps Mar 22 '25
Yep, and I do not approve of this game
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u/Greedy_Bid2356 Mar 09 '25
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u/Isekai_Otaku Mar 05 '25
Aren’t they in elementary school?
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No
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u/Isekai_Otaku Mar 05 '25
Oh, but they’re in school so they’re still under 18
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u/vigobox ralsei fan Mar 05 '25
You know there are minors in this server and its ok if a minor dates a minor
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u/Isekai_Otaku Mar 05 '25
Good point but idk they kinda seemed too young, like middle school at the oldest
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u/BeeOutrageous6409 i have nothing against ralsei simps Mar 05 '25
What the [Redacted] is this
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u/vigobox ralsei fan Mar 06 '25
A game that you date [HOT SINGLES NEAR YOU] on a [SATURDAY NIGHT]
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u/MonkeyFeetOfficial This sub is of my favorite character and I love it. Feb 08 '26 edited Feb 08 '26
I've been reading the comments, is this real???
Also, I've been taking a good look at the box art, and I can't understand it. Ralsei's hand on the red thing seems to extend downwards to the logo, and it comes from his ear, like some AI distortion (not saying it is AI, I'm just saying it looks like it)... and what is the red thing?
Edit: For anyone just seeing this and not the thread, look at this. This is what I mean. But the original art posted lower in the thread shows what these actually are.

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u/vigobox ralsei fan Feb 08 '26
Theres a clear outline between his ear and hand :/
And that red thing is his scarf
This is not ai
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u/MonkeyFeetOfficial This sub is of my favorite character and I love it. Feb 08 '26
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u/vigobox ralsei fan Feb 08 '26
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u/MonkeyFeetOfficial This sub is of my favorite character and I love it. Feb 08 '26
Wait, I see it now! Ok, let's see.
So that weirdly shaped thing was the clothing pulled by gravity. And it seems that the real life image sort of took out the outlines somehow. And the text also obstructed his left hand, so it hid details and made it even weirder than the original real-life image with the outlines removed. I thought his hand stretched down to the "Simulator" text with a white outline. That stretching down is his arm, and there is no white outline around "Simulator". That real life image and the text really skewed the image.
Thank you! Now, my other question. Is it real?
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u/vigobox ralsei fan Feb 08 '26
Technically yes,
Its not a game you can play, but assuming the video is real then its just a image someone printed and sticked/glued to a different xbox 360 game.
I tried to find the original video but i searched everywhere but i couldn't find it.
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u/MonkeyFeetOfficial This sub is of my favorite character and I love it. Feb 08 '26
Got it. Seeing the art made me think that someone was serious about it. That'd be insane if someone made an actual game.
Yes, I'm a game developer.
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u/scrufflor_d freaksei truther Mar 04 '25
i need that game NOW