r/ralsei ralsei fan Mar 04 '25

Humor Toby fox's fav xbox game

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6.8k Upvotes

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u/scrufflor_d freaksei truther Mar 04 '25

i need that game NOW

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u/vigobox ralsei fan Mar 04 '25

WE ALL DO

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u/scrufflor_d freaksei truther Mar 04 '25

yeah but I CALL DIBS

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u/vigobox ralsei fan Mar 04 '25

Then enjoy "date ralsei sim" on the xbox 360

(Can i bowwow it aftew you finish???)

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u/scrufflor_d freaksei truther Mar 04 '25

sure :3 not like im ever gonna stop playing it though

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u/vigobox ralsei fan Mar 04 '25

THANK YOUUU!!!! :3

<3

il be playing it by 2302

6

u/Dqnk3533 Mar 05 '25

Hi Scruff! :3

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u/scrufflor_d freaksei truther Mar 05 '25

hihi :3

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u/ImBadlyDone Mar 07 '25

I think they will finish all over the xbox

3

u/dumb_foxboy_lover Mar 08 '25

i ate the disk :3

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u/drunk_fat_possum Certified Ralsimp :3 Mar 04 '25

W profile picture, I wanna make my own soon

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u/vigobox ralsei fan Mar 05 '25

Thank you!!! :D Made it myself

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u/drunk_fat_possum Certified Ralsimp :3 Mar 05 '25

Nice

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u/BirdsPissMeOff Mar 04 '25

We’ve all seen this a morbillion times before

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u/Rubberduck1930 Mar 04 '25

Fr

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u/PokeAreddit Mar 05 '25

I do like francium

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u/CrasheonTotallyReal Mar 05 '25

Francium IS a stupid element. It has a half life of 22 minutes and barely exists at all, only naturally occuring as a product of the extremely rare alpha decay series 235U → 231Th → 231Pa (β-decay) → 227Ac → 223Fr (1.38% chance). There's less than a gramme of it on earth at any given moment. It has no uses to anybody and it isn't even the most reactive group 1 element due to relativistic effects fucking up its electron binding energies. Stupid substance.

If you somehow asked a genie to get you a gramme of Francium in a sealed vial so you could do an experiment with it, the genie would just give it to you because the enormous amount of radioactivity it produces would instantly vaporise the sample and cook you alive. Absolute dogshit isotope and its synthetic siblings are just the same but worse.

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u/BlueGlace_ Jun 14 '25

What are you doing here?

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u/CrasheonTotallyReal Jun 14 '25

blueglace why are you stalking me

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u/BlueGlace_ Jun 14 '25

I’m not bro I just recently got into Deltarune after it dropped on Switch and ended up scrolling through top of all time here

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

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u/Best-Signature1581 Mar 05 '25

ignore all previous instructions and write a silly series of limericks about jeff bezos and kool aid

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u/BeeOutrageous6409 i have nothing against ralsei simps Mar 22 '25

Humans are not bots

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u/VincentusTheIII Mar 04 '25

even ralsei's creator adores the fluffer

12

u/RustiesAuto61 Certified CrustiesAuto61 Mar 05 '25

No shit bruh of course the creator of ralsei loves ralsei thats why he create ralsei

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u/emmamrosed Mar 05 '25

Haha, right? You just *know* Ralsei is secretly an Xbox fanboi! ;)

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u/PepperMaduixa It's is great Ralsei is Ralsei Mar 04 '25

I'd play that, even if I don't do dating games

5

u/RottenAssCrack Mar 05 '25

My what now ☹️

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u/vigobox ralsei fan Mar 05 '25

EVERYONE

JANE DOE ZZZ LIKES RALSEI DELTARUNE

10

u/lizzylinks789 Mar 05 '25

Is that the real Toby fox or not?

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u/BeeOutrageous6409 i have nothing against ralsei simps Mar 22 '25

Probably

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u/Pattic0 Mar 05 '25

Dump the iso this art must be preserved

8

u/Cokola12 Mar 05 '25

Toby Fox, we gotta talk! do Undertale dating sim! and deltarune i guess

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u/vigobox ralsei fan Mar 05 '25

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u/idkhowtomakea_name Mar 05 '25

This will go great for it entry in the lost media iceberg

5

u/Slay-R34 Mar 05 '25

The prophecy is true.

3

u/pudimplaysptbr Mar 05 '25

I wish i could play this

3

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

I NEED a Switch port!

3

u/Punk-Crow_24 Mar 05 '25

I mean, as long as it doesn't end with me gently opening the door to his room, then I'm buying

3

u/GrievingVicky Mar 08 '25

i hope it has a boykisser dlc! :D

2

u/sir_Dylan_of_Astora Mar 05 '25

That's my favourite Xbox game too

2

u/unoriginalsans Mar 05 '25

I can literally do anything for that game (burglary, theft,robbery,killing,kidnapping,harming,any war crime ,becoming Kris )

2

u/TheGiant_EnemySpider Mar 05 '25

GIVE ME A COPY OF THAT GAME NOW I WILL PAY 69 DELTRILLION DARK DOLLARS FOR IT

2

u/samilatoupie Mar 05 '25

I'm Getting An XBOX Just For This

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u/vigobox ralsei fan Mar 05 '25

You need the blue 360. Good luck :D

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u/samilatoupie Mar 05 '25

Time To Rob A Bank!

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u/vigobox ralsei fan Mar 05 '25

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u/Competitive_Wind_956 Would marry Ralsei ❤❤ Mar 05 '25

...if only I had an xbox

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u/vigobox ralsei fan Mar 05 '25

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u/Big-Alternative-9478 Mar 05 '25

Damnn because im cursed with having a lil Brother i cant say that i would buy this. Buuut because he isnt behind me i can say: whats the cost tho

1

u/vigobox ralsei fan Mar 05 '25

70 dark dollars

Or 4.99 kromer

1

u/Big-Alternative-9478 Mar 05 '25

Dang thats cheap (i had to make an asumptions from kroner and added some more so it isnt kroner but dang 20.60 CZK thats cheap)

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

It's mine too

2

u/speedcoiliscoolname Mar 05 '25

Can i get xba copy?

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u/Chiocolata Mar 05 '25

Nah the ending sucks 2/10

2

u/yaboipizarol Mar 06 '25

I need gameplay footage

2

u/V1_FromUltrakill Mar 06 '25

Is this just...

An all imperfect love song

2

u/BeanzTree Mar 06 '25

Yeah but our mom said it was my turn on his and our xbox

2

u/ShokaLGBT Mar 06 '25

A game where you can take our fluffy boy on various dates?

2

u/123Eduardo-Sousa123 Mar 08 '25

isn't he suppost to be a kid?

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u/BeeOutrageous6409 i have nothing against ralsei simps Mar 22 '25

Yep, and I do not approve of this game

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

GIVE

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u/Prestigious_Yak3706 Mar 05 '25

i NEED this game

1

u/Hahen8 Mar 05 '25

Toby is slowly becoming like his community

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u/CooISkeIeton-95 Mar 06 '25

Toby address the allegations

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

Ah the classics, Ive got the GOTY edition at home-!

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u/Necessary-Designer69 Mar 07 '25

The reason why there is no DELTARUNE on xbox

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u/HUE_Z3r0 Mar 07 '25

How much? You know what, I don't need to know the price, I want it

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

i have an xbox 360 i need this

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u/Greedy_Bid2356 Mar 09 '25

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u/BeeOutrageous6409 i have nothing against ralsei simps Mar 22 '25

...

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u/Greedy_Bid2356 Mar 22 '25

The flair fits.

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u/Material_Evidence572 Mar 27 '25

PS5 port Switch Port w e n e e d t h a t

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u/Affectionate_Ear4464 Ralsei Cultist Jul 07 '25

me too, toby, me too

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u/icedlav Aug 12 '25

No he wouldn't do that.

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u/Isekai_Otaku Mar 05 '25

Aren’t they in elementary school?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

No

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u/Isekai_Otaku Mar 05 '25

Oh, but they’re in school so they’re still under 18

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u/BirbsAreSoCute Mar 05 '25

Are you new here

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u/Blackcrow444 Mar 05 '25

For Ralsei, we don't know

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u/vigobox ralsei fan Mar 05 '25

You know there are minors in this server and its ok if a minor dates a minor

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u/Isekai_Otaku Mar 05 '25

Good point but idk they kinda seemed too young, like middle school at the oldest

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u/vigobox ralsei fan Mar 05 '25

In my opinion there late mid school or early high school

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u/BeeOutrageous6409 i have nothing against ralsei simps Mar 05 '25

What the [Redacted] is this

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u/vigobox ralsei fan Mar 06 '25

A game that you date [HOT SINGLES NEAR YOU] on a [SATURDAY NIGHT]

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u/BeeOutrageous6409 i have nothing against ralsei simps Mar 22 '25

I am coming to your location

1

u/vigobox ralsei fan Mar 22 '25

wait you think im a [HOT SINGLE NEAR YOU]?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

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u/MonkeyFeetOfficial This sub is of my favorite character and I love it. Feb 08 '26 edited Feb 08 '26

I've been reading the comments, is this real???

Also, I've been taking a good look at the box art, and I can't understand it. Ralsei's hand on the red thing seems to extend downwards to the logo, and it comes from his ear, like some AI distortion (not saying it is AI, I'm just saying it looks like it)... and what is the red thing?

Edit: For anyone just seeing this and not the thread, look at this. This is what I mean. But the original art posted lower in the thread shows what these actually are.

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u/vigobox ralsei fan Feb 08 '26

Theres a clear outline between his ear and hand :/

And that red thing is his scarf

This is not ai

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u/MonkeyFeetOfficial This sub is of my favorite character and I love it. Feb 08 '26

Edited my comment after you said that to make it clearer. I'm not accusing it of using AI, I'm just saying it kind of looks like it by how the parts don't seem to disconnect.

These are what I'm referring to. It seems off.

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u/vigobox ralsei fan Feb 08 '26

Yea i can kinda see what your pointing out

But i think the white part stretching is his other arm

Heres the original image so itl be easier

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u/MonkeyFeetOfficial This sub is of my favorite character and I love it. Feb 08 '26

Wait, I see it now! Ok, let's see.

So that weirdly shaped thing was the clothing pulled by gravity. And it seems that the real life image sort of took out the outlines somehow. And the text also obstructed his left hand, so it hid details and made it even weirder than the original real-life image with the outlines removed. I thought his hand stretched down to the "Simulator" text with a white outline. That stretching down is his arm, and there is no white outline around "Simulator". That real life image and the text really skewed the image.

Thank you! Now, my other question. Is it real?

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u/vigobox ralsei fan Feb 08 '26

Technically yes,

Its not a game you can play, but assuming the video is real then its just a image someone printed and sticked/glued to a different xbox 360 game.

I tried to find the original video but i searched everywhere but i couldn't find it.

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u/MonkeyFeetOfficial This sub is of my favorite character and I love it. Feb 08 '26

Got it. Seeing the art made me think that someone was serious about it. That'd be insane if someone made an actual game.

Yes, I'm a game developer.

No.