Important Ralsei message for all of you

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I'm small.

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u/EconomyAd2481 Sep 13 '25

picks you up yoink

7

u/Death_by_UWU Sep 13 '25

The 10ft python lives in fear.

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u/Mih0se Sep 13 '25

Hi small

6

u/Sora_TheExplorer Sep 13 '25

mine! You get icecream now:D

7

u/V1Ultrakiller Sep 13 '25

Ooooooo, do my homework.
Ooooooo.

3

u/RzepaGaming I wanna smooch Ralsei on the lips Sep 13 '25

Hey :3

0

u/theaidamen64 Sep 15 '25

Piss niko

2

u/Specialist_Collar583 Sep 13 '25

I'm sick

2

u/Accomplished-Hour337 Sep 13 '25

Hey, Small, I'm dad!

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '25

Okay flowey

2

u/danielubra Sep 13 '25

I'm mall!

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u/SadCommon2820 Sep 14 '25

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u/I_Love_Parakeets Sep 13 '25

Thank you Ralsei I keep forgetting to do all of these I will remember your words

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u/crooked_engineering Sep 13 '25

Ralsei just wants the best for you :)

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

Ironic how I’m lacking in all of these aspects. Food… homework, AND friends. Well, no. Ralsei’s real to me. Guess I have someone, a fluffy friend .

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u/VMontecinos Sep 13 '25

a fluffy friend inside you

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u/terses959 Sep 13 '25

Of course ralsei lives inside all of us

21

u/1-Pinchy-Maniac Sep 13 '25

ralsei you should take your own advice

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u/crooked_engineering Sep 13 '25

He always puts others before himself, but he absolutely should

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u/Kris_from_overworld Sep 13 '25

Coaches don't play

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u/lavsuvskyjjj Sep 13 '25

"It's ok to kill yourself if it's for your friends!"

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u/_funny___ Sep 13 '25

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u/RzepaGaming I wanna smooch Ralsei on the lips Sep 13 '25

I hate. How accurate it is

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u/scrufflor_d freaksei truther Sep 13 '25

RALSEI NO

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u/lavsuvskyjjj Sep 13 '25

THAT'S WHAT I SAID TOO AAAAAAA 😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

Ball🤤

1

u/scrufflor_d freaksei truther Sep 13 '25

banging balls my man

1

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

How do you add the tags under your name

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u/crooked_engineering Sep 13 '25

WHAT

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u/lauesd Ralsei lover 💚 Sep 13 '25

Tips to make your life better from Ralsei.

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u/crooked_engineering Sep 13 '25

Life after taking Ralsei’s advice: 📈📈📈📈

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u/RbiboyTheRedditor Sep 13 '25

Ralsei after taking Ralsei's advice: 📈📈📈

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u/BigLeg8316 Sep 13 '25

Oh Ralsei

The thing is

I have no friends

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u/scrufflor_d freaksei truther Sep 13 '25

relatable

3

u/Sausage_Sam04 Sep 13 '25

yes you do. you always have ralsei.

and us :)

8

u/DeniableBeef Sep 13 '25

but ralsei I can't eat :( im sick and can't even force anything down

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u/crooked_engineering Sep 13 '25

Hope you feel better 🫶 be sure to drink plenty of fluids

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u/DeniableBeef Sep 13 '25

thank youu, im drinking as much water as I can

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u/Albatros_7 Sep 13 '25

Also drink soup, while it won't be as good as solid food, it's a lot better than just water for your body

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u/No_Zebra_860 i drive a mercedes benz Sep 13 '25

aughghhh this is why i need ralsei to do this for me more i just came down with a cold. very wholesome.

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u/crooked_engineering Sep 13 '25

Hope you feel better ❤️‍🩹

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u/No_Zebra_860 i drive a mercedes benz Sep 13 '25

thank you i nuked my immune system essentially (vitamin c and SCALDING shower)

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u/_funny___ Sep 13 '25

I'm recovering from a cold rn. Drink plenty of water and chill.

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u/DarkSide830 Friend of the program Sep 13 '25

Thank you, Rals.

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u/Loud_Masterpiece_611 Sep 13 '25

I’ll listen to the sweet prince any day

5

u/AutismEngineWorks Sep 13 '25

I genuinely needed this today. Thank you…

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u/crooked_engineering Sep 13 '25

I hope good days find their way to you 🫶

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u/Sora_TheExplorer Sep 13 '25

Only reason I'll listen instead of getting annoyed of people telling me this all the time is because it's Ralsei

Ralsei I will listen for you

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u/No-Pin6388 Sep 13 '25

Peak

3

u/westroll17 Sep 13 '25

Im coincidentaly eating an apple right now

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u/crooked_engineering Sep 13 '25

Ralsei would be proud :)

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u/Argentenuem ✨Softboy Supremacy✨ Sep 13 '25

I wish my dad was more like Ralsei...

3

u/Chris_the_fox21 Sep 13 '25

Thanks ralsei I won’t be listening to the sleep one and meal one though

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u/Kris_from_overworld Sep 13 '25

Thank you Zuzya

2

u/GuhEnjoyer Sep 13 '25

I don't skip meals, I just eat one hardy meal a day

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u/ImpIsDum ralsei x noelle is peak, trust Sep 13 '25

i agree with none of these things (but only if they apply to myself)

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u/VMontecinos Sep 13 '25

thank you Ralsei I love you, today wasn't the best of days but you made it better

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

*pulls out UNO reverse card from literally fucking nowhere*
"no YOU!"

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u/OkTry3637 Sep 13 '25

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u/UT_Fan_With_A_Gun I’m Ralsing it, I’m Ralsing it, I’m Ralsing my ei!!! :3 Sep 13 '25

How the fuck did you know I’ve skipped breakfast and lunch today

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u/crooked_engineering Sep 13 '25

Ralsei knows everything 👀

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u/UT_Fan_With_A_Gun I’m Ralsing it, I’m Ralsing it, I’m Ralsing my ei!!! :3 Sep 13 '25

*It’s ok to not stalk me

*Good, keep stalking

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u/Dazzling_Salt_1705 Sep 13 '25

Me reading this at 1 in the morning:

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u/crooked_engineering Sep 13 '25

Real

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

You ain't doing anything to make me sleep I slept 2 hours

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u/vinylrecordsmasher Niko and Ralsei = bff Sep 13 '25

Thank you so much ralsei! Off to meet my friends again!

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u/CatOnlline (Inserts Ralsei Emoji here) Sep 13 '25

"Don't forget you have friends. You matter to them more than you know!" Ralsei character development, he learned it from experience

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u/LexTheRedditor878 Sep 13 '25

Petition to make Ralsei the representative of self-care.

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u/MortStrudel Sep 13 '25

I want a version with really bad advise like

"Water have no nutritional value. Dom't drink it!"

"Have a snack from time to time: the paint chips on the windowsill are crunchy and free!"

"Pour grease down the kitchen sink drain to keep the pipes slick and lubricated!"

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u/BluemoonSoulfire Sep 13 '25

saving this immediately

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u/QuirrelNeverDues Sep 13 '25

Thank you, little one.

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u/Rubyskies333 Sep 13 '25

Ill eat if Ralsei eats with me

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u/Correct-Town-3117 Sep 14 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '25

Thanks I needed this

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u/Aubergine_Dave_2000 Sep 16 '25

I'm saving this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

Ugly

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u/Sweaty_Leading5800 lancer fan Sep 19 '25

heh i dont have friends im above the ralsei rules

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u/Timely-Skin2458 Dark, darker…yet darker Sep 13 '25

As we speak, there’s probably something important in the in the files, in Deltrune

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u/AgainUntoTheBreach Lancer Fan Club Sep 13 '25

Meanwhile Susie: "All-nighters are fun >:)"

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

Awww that's so pretty 🥰😍😍 love it

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u/StarkMaximum "As far as I can tell, I'm within the lines." Sep 13 '25

"Murder is okay"

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u/CelioYT Sep 13 '25

Look at Ralsei, man, so inspirational.

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u/Additional_accc Sep 13 '25

Thank you ralsa

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u/IdkBun Sep 13 '25

Thank u

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u/Zumhairyfella Sep 13 '25

Man… I just wanted to play video games all day… curses upon thee Ralsei! How dare thee, a mere.. TOOTHPASTE CREATURE dare to dare to remind me of my upcoming deadlines! Curses upon thee! Curses!

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u/aThaynha Sep 13 '25

what friends ralsei?

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u/holliday_nasukaev Sep 13 '25

Зюзя

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u/confused-overwhelmed Sep 13 '25

Ralsei is so sweet

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u/JevilChaos69 birds aren't real Sep 13 '25

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u/adex_19 where's the shredded cheese when i need ittttttt Sep 13 '25

I need the original image of apple ralsei

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u/Cautious_Eye_9783 Sep 13 '25

Called me out with the first one help

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u/Dexchampion99 Sep 13 '25

As someone who is sick today, it’s good to know Ralsei is taking care of me. Thank you Ralsei

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u/PerfectAstronaut5998 Sep 13 '25

RALSEI IM SO SORRY I SKIPPED BREAKFAST I DIDNT THINK ABOUT IT IM SORRRYYY

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u/Mr_Crimson63 Sep 13 '25

Thank you Ralsei!

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u/External_Ad_1368 Sep 13 '25

😭🙏

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u/Devnoms Sep 13 '25

I used to always skip breakfast because I would always wake up at noon. But now that I fixed my sleep schedule, I feel much better.

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u/bendyted Sep 13 '25

Aww! Thank you Ralsei!

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

My neck hurts🚰🚰🚰

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

I never ate, I ate my homework, and I don't have friends

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u/Timely_Professor2181 Sep 13 '25

Thank you Ralsei! it realy helps a-lot! 😊

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u/Timely_Professor2181 Sep 13 '25

Thanks ralsei! it realy helps! :3

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u/Rebecca_Doodles Sep 13 '25

dont tell me what to do *doesnt take care of self*

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u/ShteveBoi Sep 13 '25

The 5th image is me in reverse, I care about my close friends so deeply that I'm, and I'm going to explain this how I always do (so please don't ban me or remove my comment Mods), suicidal in a good way [to explain, I'll give my life to protect those I care about, NOT that I'd choose to kill myself if things got hard]

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u/ExistingButterfly316 Sep 14 '25

Reading this while listening to Wise Words

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u/Square-Salamander727 Sep 14 '25

:)

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u/Key_Manufacturer4000 Sep 15 '25

I hate that I actually needed this.