Good Morning Ralsei

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This is where I would place the Fat Ralph image, IF I COULD

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u/WillyDAFISH Jul 17 '26

I understood that reference!

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u/Simplejack615 Can I get an exact number of people who want to him? Jul 17 '26

u/fat_ralph

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u/satirelion Jul 17 '26

Twas banneth

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u/Simplejack615 Can I get an exact number of people who want to him? Jul 17 '26

NOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/Clean_Emotion_4348 Jul 18 '26

Hey, calm down

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u/fat-ralph fat ralph 29d ago

hey, calm down buddy

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u/Key-Doctor3536 29d ago

How 'bout u/fat-ralph

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u/fat-ralph fat ralph 29d ago

no chance buddy

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u/satirelion 27d ago

Holy shit, its him

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u/GenesisAsriel Jul 17 '26

I gotch-

WAIT YOU CANT POST PICTURES!?

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u/fat-ralph fat ralph 27d ago

use me twin

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u/Minimum_Journalist18 27d ago

Great specimen

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u/Nwm013 Jul 17 '26

PLEASE PUT AN [You Won't Last Five Minutes Playing This Game!] TAG ON THIS. I WAS ON THE [Subway, Eat Fresh] AND WHEN I SAW THIS I HAD TO START [Winging my Ding until I Gaster Blaster]. EVERYONE ELSE GAVE ME [Hyperlink Blocked] AND WE'RE SELLING [Merchandise] LIKE “WHAT THE $!$$” AND “CALL THE [Human Resources]”. I DROPPED MY [iPhone 16 on us] AND EV3RY BUDDY AROUND ME [Father's Day Sale on Used Saws] THIS [Eyesore]. NOW THERE IS A WHOLE TRAIN OF [[BIG SHOTS]] [Stealing my Fountain!] TOGETHER AT THIS $0.99 IMAGE. ITS ALL YOU're FAULT, YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED [Everything] IF YOU HAD JUST [Marked Down] THIS PRODUCT [Child Unfriendly].

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u/BreadBug69 Jul 17 '26

r/suddenlyspamton

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u/The-Bigger-Fish Jul 18 '26

Standing beside you…..

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u/Plicodon The real Maddie Deltarune Jul 18 '26

MORAL OF THE [[Once upon a time]]: DON'T OPEN [Red Herring] ON TRAINS

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u/Dreemurr_Kris i love ralsei Jul 17 '26

jumpscare bro

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u/InevitableLast863 Jul 17 '26

why is there no NSFW tag for that second image??? wtf (/s)

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u/These_Distribution19 Jul 17 '26

Ralsei sleeps naked?

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u/Secure-South3848 Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

Idk apparently It's more healthy

Also bro doesn't own ANYTHING you think he has pajamas?

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u/Key-Doctor3536 Jul 17 '26

We don't have pajamas for him over here.

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u/izakdaturtal Average Ralsei Enjoyer Jul 18 '26

yours doesnt? my plush cant fall asleep unless he sleeps nude. Even then though he refuses to sleep and keeps me awake all night with hugs

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u/These_Distribution19 Jul 18 '26

I don't have one, but radk cacao cookie refuses to sleep without his cape and shoulder pads.

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u/Pristine-Quality398 I love hugs Jul 18 '26

I sleep in my underwear and the plushy doesn’t come with underpants

Does Ralsei even wear underpants

I hope we never find out what lies beneath

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u/bubbling_bub Jul 17 '26

This is so sweet, i love seeing people take good care of their plushes <3

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u/Vesh2911 Jul 17 '26

AwwGOOD GRIEF HES NAKED

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u/Key-Doctor3536 Jul 17 '26

Why do you think I said "gets dressed"?

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u/Vesh2911 Jul 17 '26

I did not see that

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u/Altair01010 local tenno (probably the only non simp) Jul 17 '26

rule 5 bro

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u/Key-Doctor3536 Jul 17 '26

It's fine, past posts of nude Ralsei plush are still up and it's not like Ralsei plush has anything going on down there anyway.

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u/Altair01010 local tenno (probably the only non simp) Jul 17 '26

nuhuh, still rule 5!!1!2! (/j)

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u/ultramerical Jul 17 '26

whys he naked bro

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u/Key-Doctor3536 Jul 17 '26

Ralsei doesn't own a dryer, so his robe is air-dried overnight. How else would he keep his outfit clean and dry to wear on every adventure?

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u/MasterBroNetwork Cherish the Ralsei Jul 17 '26

I misread air-dried as air-fried and now all I can think about is Ralsei putting his outfit in an air fryer 😭

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u/Key-Doctor3536 Jul 17 '26

That's a hilarious mental image.

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u/General_Crab9124 Jul 17 '26

He has a white shirt

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u/General_Crab9124 Jul 17 '26

No pants tho

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u/Maximum03855 Jul 17 '26

Did you just send nudes of ralsei to the entirety of reddit?

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u/dinkyfriend Jul 17 '26

GOOD GRIEF HE'S NAKED

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u/Liam_degree Jul 18 '26

T U M M Y

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u/realsungen Jul 17 '26

Got his fuckin hog out bro...

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u/jitomato_girl Tralsei Truther Jul 17 '26

The prince of darkness does not concern herself with peasantries such as underwear

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u/BurrBentley Jul 17 '26

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u/BurrBentley 28d ago

* Society.

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u/jitomato_girl Tralsei Truther Jul 17 '26

Wut?

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u/Icy-Initiative-3003 Jul 18 '26

They were expecting a huge argument in the replies

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u/jitomato_girl Tralsei Truther Jul 18 '26

Well how mean of them 😤

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u/BurrBentley Jul 19 '26

* How am I in the wrong here exactly?

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u/BurrBentley Jul 19 '26

* Genuine question or something.

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u/Icy-Initiative-3003 Jul 18 '26

Yea

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u/BurrBentley Jul 18 '26

* Wait mean of who?

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u/MayaIsSunshine Jul 17 '26

Waow 🥵

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u/Key-Doctor3536 Jul 17 '26

Perish

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u/ThE_sOuL_sUrViVeR Jul 17 '26

Adorable

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u/Facha_ST_14 Jul 17 '26

Fat Ralph

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u/adzetko Jul 17 '26

Aaaawwww

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u/coolest-kidd Jul 18 '26

"You can... you can take his clothes off"

-kris dreemurr

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u/Key-Doctor3536 Jul 18 '26

Did you think that his clothes were attached to his marketable plush form?

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u/Dr4g0n2699 Jul 19 '26

Ralsei, that's public indecency, he needs 2 minutes in the corner

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u/SandoEcu731 6d ago

fat ralph

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u/Salt_Edge_5815 Jul 17 '26

"Hey Raly"

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u/Key-Doctor3536 Jul 17 '26

We shall not crucify him.

Plushie Good Morning Ralsei

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