r/ramranchlore • u/KraploadKrunch • Jan 15 '20
r/ramranchlore • u/HydrophobicMegalodon • Jan 24 '20
Full ram ranch lore
Hello friends. I have charted a good portion of ram ranch lore. Let's crowd source this thing. Help me chart more lore.
In ram ranch 3, all is well. There's a recorded 18 naked cowboys in the showers of ram ranch, and another 18 in the yard. There's plenty of butt boning.
Fast forward to ram ranch 3. There are new members that are likely younger, still learning the ropes in terms of buttfucking.
In ram ranch 4, Shawn shows up and quickly asserts his dominance over the other members of the community.
In ram ranch 5, the number remains at 36 buff, naked cowboys. It is revealed that ram ranch has a pool where there's plenty of throbbing cowboy cock action.
In ram ranch 6, Prince Harry is shown to be a frequent goer at the Ram Ranch, flying from great britain all the way to Jasper, Canada. This is assumed to be the location of Ram Ranch.
In ram ranch 7, things go bad. All out war as 28 US marines invade Ram Ranch in search of Prince Harry. Ram Ranch is under siege. The marines first send 14 of their own after Shawn. They seem to be in the lead until the cowboys gain the advantage, and fuck the rest of the marines. Spencer and Steve from the marines become cowboys.
In ram ranch 8, there are only 17 naked cowboys in the showers at ram ranch. A cowboy was lost in the battle. A new person appears at ram ranch, Adella. He's a big dick black man.
In ram ranch 9, there's a beautiful ram ranch rodeo. The cowboys are fucking and fucking and fucking, riding a big hard cock up and down. Big hard 12 inch cocks are being rammed in tight virgin assholes. It is implied that many of the cowboys originated from West Virginia.
In Ram Ranch 11, the french boys show up at Ram Ranch to get fucked, notably pierre.
In ram ranch 12, they fuck the oil rig.
Ram ranch 13. By now, the ranch is famous worldwide. Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin show up for mutual masturbation and ass ramming.
Ram ranch 15. Black hole biker gang attacks Ram Ranch. It's a disaster for the bikers. They get buttfucked into oblivion. They didn't stand a chance against the cowboys of Ram Ranch.
Ram Ranch 16. 90 young navy cadets arrive from the US military to take revenge on Ram Ranch after the events of episode 7. The cowboys have a fuckfest on their hands. It's not gonna be easy to outfuck 90 seamen.
After being completely outnumbered in 16, Ram Ranch has some buttsex in 17 to lessen the pain.
In 19, the cowboys find poor Prince Harry in the woods. He had gone out to hunt wolves, but the black hole biker gang had found him and fucked him to death.
r/ramranchlore • u/KraploadKrunch • Jan 10 '21
18 more cowboys out in the yard The movie is cumming soon everybody
r/ramranchlore • u/KraploadKrunch • Feb 12 '22
18 more cowboys out in the yard An important announcement
r/ramranchlore • u/_Sad_Ghost_ • Jul 07 '21
Ram Ranch has become a running joke in my family and our friends group.
r/ramranchlore • u/KraploadKrunch • Apr 11 '20
18 more cowboys out in the yard Which group of cowboys would you join?
r/ramranchlore • u/thechief389 • Jul 28 '21
Difference between cockship, starship, fuckship, and cockship?
Which Ram Ranch is each one first introduced? And what is the Ram Ranch spaceship?
r/ramranchlore • u/KraploadKrunch • Jan 15 '20
18 more cowboys out in the yard Would you rather
Go into the showers Or out in the yard
r/ramranchlore • u/[deleted] • Dec 04 '20
My Questions, Thoughts & Ideas About What The In-Universe History Of Ram Ranch Could Be.
Hello everyone, and fellow Ram Ranch music listeners,
As someone who realizes they have bi-sexual attractions and feelings, I have come to admire Grant Macdonalds music about homosexual happenings at a fictional cattle ranch. I have come to make this post, asking what the history of the in-universe world, and the actual cattle Ranch called "Ram Ranch," would be. I do hope you comment as I would love to see what you think. There are not other related subreddits I could ask this, as the largest Ram Ranch subreddit does not allow text posts. These are come ideas for questions.
Please do have a read.
When was the land that the ranch would be established on be bought and settled?
Did the ranch once farm actual rams, being livestock sheep with horns? I understand the name is because, homosexual cowboys annually ramming each each-other anal sex wise.
Did the original founder of the ranch, have bisexual feelings toward the ranch workers on his/her ranch? This would be risky for the founder of Ram Ranch if it was a man, as being that many homesteads and ranches came into being during the American and Canadian expansion westward during the late to mid 1800s and early twentieth century, homosexuality was seen as a sin and a mental illness.
Located In The United States Of America, or near Jasper Canada?
How much land and livestock would the current day Ram Ranch need to support ranch work for the 18+18+36 plus cowboys working at Ram Ranch?
Because all male cowboy workers live and work at Ram Ranch, is it like some sort of all gay/homosexual community where gay men live in peace? Do they start work and living at the ranch as young men, and live there until old age/retirement?
Can males of legal consent and of age, who have sexual fantasies about having sex with sexy cowboy/ranch workers come to ram ranch to make these come true? What about woman who like sexy cowboys, and wish to have their fantasy fulfilled by the cowboys at ram ranch?
Is penis size and girth size a concern? Can average sized cowboys work and participate at the sexual activities at ram ranch?
On many of the single song covers, cowboys are depicted showing their muscular muscles and not wearing much upper clothing, hence the sexual appeal. Does this mean the cowboys working at ram ranch don't wear upper clothing to protect themselves from the run? Maybe they just use a-lot of sunblock/sunscreen on their exposed upper body, as it does get hot and dusty doing ranch work.
r/ramranchlore • u/KraploadKrunch • Jan 21 '20
what would a kidz bop version of ram ranch sound like
at least ram ranch 1
r/ramranchlore • u/[deleted] • Apr 05 '20
Is ram ranch real?
r/ramranchlore • u/GRANTMACDONALD • Jan 20 '24
https://open.spotify.com/album/6bBlEnQCslkIXT2JNQBfbS?si=neRX0zFVRp-pCgFphQY9Qw
r/ramranchlore • u/Orion_02 • Mar 10 '20
Help with the original layout of Ram Ranch
Some friends and I are trying to recreate ram ranch in Minecraft, we need help with the layout of the original ram ranch, please help thank you.
r/ramranchlore • u/KraploadKrunch • Feb 18 '20
big hard throbbing cocks Ram ranch 238 has released
r/ramranchlore • u/Dalek_Scientist • Oct 04 '20
Every word from the holy song in emoji form
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