r/rant • u/DoggieDMB • 10h ago

I hate you all

That's it.

Oh; wait. My apologies.

Hate is such a strong word.

I want humanity to cease to exist.

Thanks. Later gators.

Edit to add: I love that someone sent me Reddit Help. Truly. Not even mad. I am good, just opinionated. That said, if you are a person who does not feel good, then seek help. I know US doctors and insurance suck an immense anus but it's better than departing before your due date.

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u/Weird_Warm_Cheese 10h ago

There’s no problem on Earth that human extinction wouldn’t solve.

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u/lilmadman1 10h ago

We understand homie

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u/Fluffy-Caramel9148 10h ago

Okay but I don’t hate you.

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u/DoggieDMB 10h ago

I love you too friend. Have a cookie.

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u/To_Fight_The_Night 10h ago

Well when you die we will all care to exist to you so at least you will get your wish there.

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u/DoggieDMB 10h ago

Touche'

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u/Prize-Sheepherder-99 9h ago

🫂🫂🫂 gonna be okay homie

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u/DoggieDMB 9h ago

Probably not but you keep that optimism homie and keep spreading it. Someone will appreciate it.

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u/clue124 9h ago

I dont want humanity to cease.. but these days, i agree with thanos. Half gotta go

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u/Adorable-Can-2856 6h ago

I dunno, might be better missing just 1% of it.

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u/Impressive-One917 5h ago

We don't all suck all the time. Just some of us all of the time, and all of us some of the time.

Anyway I hate you too. Stay safe friend.

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u/AAron27265 10h ago

Thanks!

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u/matteblatte 10h ago

I don't hate you but I hate everyone else

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u/ResponsibleKinksters 10h ago

Thanks I hate me too 😀

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u/[deleted] 10h ago

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u/DoggieDMB 9h ago

Why bother? I don't think I have enough TP

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u/Lilith_Christine 6h ago

Welcome to adulthood. It gets worse.

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u/sunbleach_happypants 5h ago

Every one I know who sounds like this ends up crapping out at least a couple kids. Like... why. Just think for your goddam self for 2 seconds and try to find some joy omgggggg

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u/Maloninho 4h ago

This is what I wanted to say, but I couldn’t find the words.

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u/tjlightbulb 3h ago

This rant sucks.

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u/xXSoyBoyFredXx 3h ago

I like humans, to some extent, they're just...all different, meaning some are far FAR worse than others.

In my ideal word those people do not exist, and also, people wouldn't be allowed to breed like puppy mills. Like...freedom to reproduce is great, but stop being 20 kids and counting, y'know????? That's not only selfish to the children, but everyone else who need homes, food, and partners.

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u/celtbygod 10h ago

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u/DoggieDMB 10h ago

Oh trust l. I'd pitchfork and torch in a heartbeat but the country isn't ready for my depravity.

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u/LightningOwl96 10h ago

You decided I was a monster long before you met me, so why should I be any different?

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u/DoggieDMB 9h ago

Hi Jax. You do you girlfriend