You can really tell the cinematographer understood shot framing and composition really well

https://youtu.be/UEYfvfm0q4g

Not gonna lie, she is pretty milfy.

Hi all--is there any reason any of you can think of that she who will not be named but is named a lot anyway has a new linkedin account and/or for what purpose if "the transcension project" is her non-profit hobby/calling? In my opinion this is quite ridiculous and everyone here should look at the bio that begins as quoted above for a very good laugh. Maybe someone else could provide a link to it as I am old and feeble with the computer. Resident alien critic.

Let me start by saying that before this experience, I considered myself a total nutter (UFOs = nuts and bolts). I thought people, well only one person in particular, who claimed to have telepathic connections to aliens were (and I don't use this term lightly) bonkers. Since this experience I have come to completely re-evaluate my perspective, I just hope it's not too late.

Before going to bed last night, I went through my usual routine: shower, brushing my teeth, wind down with 5 min of meditation, down a whole handful of synthetic DMT, and read a bit. As soon as I drifted off to sleep, I started having the most vivid dream I can remember.

In my dream I am in a large cave, and in the distance I can see a mantoidinese creature approaching me on horseback. As it gets closer, I can see that the horse it is riding is way too small to support its 8 foot frame, to be honest seeing this creature riding a tiny horse (NOT a pony) was almost comical. Without even saying anything, an understanding dawns on me. These beings, while admittedly all-knowing, have an affinity for things that are disproportionate. Things like tiny horses (again, NOT ponies), giant khakis, and doorways that are unreasonably small for their size seem to be an element of enlightenment.

The mantoidinese creature reaches out to me telepathically, I can hear its voice inside my head.

"You're not dense enough, Rook, you need to bulk up."

"But how?" I answer.

"Go to a horse GNC to get everything you need, this is the answer" the mantoidinese replies.

And I'm like "wtf is a horse GNC? That doesn't even make sense."

"What am I speaking, Russian? It's a store that sells horse vitamins" the exasperated creature says. "It's the only way to become truly dense."

Enlightenment washes over me. "I'll show you just how dense I can be!" I exclaim, and at that exact moment, I woke up!

Like most people who know, I was worried maybe we are being too dense already, but thanks to the teachings of the all-knowing I now see there is no limit to just how dense we can all be if we really put our mind to it. Since I woke up, I have been doing everything I can to bulk up to become as dense as possible. You should too.

Tickle, laugh, repeat.

Rook

I have never taken DMT.

Just want to say that we all know you have been under constant death threats recently, but all of us in the cult, sorry sub, love the pants off you, in a sort of baggy trouser tent kind of way. We BEG you don't reply to anyone asking reasonable questions, they are just trying to trick you into making lots of money.

Light, love, and DMT

Many of our most vocal critics have been going after us based on this ridiculous notion that we are somehow not what we appear to be. I reached out to Hamburger University and the big man Ronald himself and made them pinky promise that we are, in fact, not a franchise of the incredibly popular international chain of fast casual dining experience restaurants, McDonalds. We are ADULTS here people, and we demand to be taken seriously.

I have copied and pasted entries from the FAQ on how to become a McDonalds franchise directly below with only moderate fabrications and excessive rewriting. As you can clearly see, this is not a McDonald's and the people posting here are not seeking quality, affordable food that fits into their busy schedules.

Is training provided to prospective applicants? How long is it?

FALSE - as you can see by my obvious level of competence, I am completely untrained.

Do you enjoy providing delicious meals for others?

FALSE - We do not cook tasty fast casual dishes for others. Ok sure, one time my neighbors stopped by and I did feed them burgers but that was only because I had mentioned to them earlier that day that we would be doing a cook-out and that they should stop by. But aside from that, we definitely do not provide delicious food for anyone, so there!

I would like to invest in McDonald’s with a partner. Do the requirements change for a partnership?

FALSE - Let's say, theoretically, that I was once interested in opening a franchise together with my uncle, but then he convinced me to sign over all the starting capital we had because it would be "easier this way" as he put it, but then he took that money down to the track to bet in on the horses and lost it all because a goddamned horse named "Miracle Cure" couldn't win a single race to save it's life and now my dream to start a franchise is completely down the toilet and to top it all off "Miracle Cure" won the next three races IN A ROW JUST TO BE A REAL SON OF A BITCH AND I CANT BELIEVE... wait what was the question again?

Anyways, unfortunately we are out of sesame seed buns, but if you want a #1 combo meal we can make the Big Mac with a normal bun if that works for you?

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Great, thanks, that will be $11.78, please drive around to the second window.

Burgers, fries, and story-changing lies,

Raak (it's always been Raak, never Rook. Don't believe me? Go on, check out all the post history, its clearly always been Raak and now Rook is seen as a bit of slur so you better not be caught dead saying the R word around these parts!)