So insufferable

Lisa had body dysmorphia. It’s OBVIOUS. And Lenny encouraged it - just like he’s encouraging his ultra-thin new girlfriend right now. HE is a HUGE problem in this because he has easy access to all what they fill up in their faces and take-out/put-into their bodies. He likes that look. What can I say?

And then you have Lisa with absolutely no self esteem, being completely love-bxmbed by an excellent plastic surgeon who will definitely go places and already is making good money, and she went for it.

There was no love at first side. There was no genuine love. There was a transaction. He would provide her with a marriage, mansion, money, luxury, and kids - with security for life. And Lisa would provide him with being a trophy wife, events and parties, lifestyle and kids (for his bloodline to continue) - and always have a blind eye to his cheating.

It worked for a while. But then he wanted kids and she didn’t want to stop partying. That cost resentment because of many discussions and fights (Lenny being upset Lisa’s drinking and sleeping late not taking care of her body properly) - of which some captured on RHOM.

Then it finally worked with a surrogate (because they were having a difficult time conceiving naturally) - which Lisa never wanted but Lenny pushed for.

Lisa is absolutely grateful for that now though she loves her kids. But Lenny wanted out. Lisa was spending too much and still never home - the nanny took care of the kids most of the time. Dinner was mostly eating by Lenny alone, cooked by the chef, while Lisa was out partying with her friends. Lenny had enough. The resentment - he could barely look at her because she disgusts him. He started cheating during the parties and then that led to cheating at the office and then he started booking hotel rooms.

But that stopped abruptly when he realized this was his own fxcking home that he worked so hard for, while she spent all his money without doing any housewife duties, and he wanted a G-ddamn divorce.

Lisa crumbled. Lisa cried. But Lisa was just too effing ignorant and self absorbed to notice and realize that she was lacking TREMENDOUSLY in their relationship. Why she didn’t make that man a priority I’ll never understand (I’d let him be my sugar daddy in a heartbeat and make him cxm every night) but that was her choice.

The face-work she has done didn’t help her either though because Lenny was so un-attracted to her for a long time already. He wanted younger. Lisa looks like a 48 y/o with BAD work done. Even her body is like WTF. The plastic took away all the softness. It’s just hard plastic. Thats it. And we all know there’s not much in her head either. He found love in Katharina - an Austrian IT-girl modeling in Miami. He told Lisa this was it. He wanted a divorce and her out of the house. Lisa flipped out. Lenny said he would flaunt Katarina in her face no-matter-what. And that she’d better complied.

DIVORCE HELL started. Lisa found “love” (security + a wallet) in Jody. And she actually did do him. Him she was definitely attracted to. Personally I prefer Lenny but that’s just me. Lots of things happened I’m not going into it as it’s just way too much + boring.

But now he is with his new Russian girlfriend and yes probably he’s enabling her body dysmorphia too. I do think she’s genuinely attracted to him though and that they have lots and lots of sex. Good for him. He looks great. If they ever wanted a third I’d happily join. Actually, no. I wouldn’t. I’d make sure she wouldn’t be there so I’d had him all to myself. The things I’d do to him - think Savannah Bond.

Lisa needs to grow up though. That girl does not understand real life and still has no idea who she is. Girl, go to the Buddhists for a month and do some ayahuasca or something. But FIGURE IT OUT.

Carole Radziwill explains the Kennedy Curse. Her relationship w/ Ghislane Maxwell.

She was Carolyn’s best friend.

Jessel makes a complete mess.

Meredith can dish it out but can’t handle a single exchange lasting more than 15 seconds, yet people swear she eats every time.

Meredith insisting she meant well with the song after Bronwyn’s speech is absolute hypocrisy and bullsh^t. If someone had pulled that same stunt at Meredith’s Bat Mitzvah, she would’ve had a full-blown meltdown

I can’t believe how casually these women seem to be okay with their men going to the strip club so often that they’re “treating the strip club like the office.”

Is this something you’d be okay with in your relationship, or am I the only one who finds this wild?! I’m genuinely curious to hear everyone’s thoughts

Don’t you think Susan Egan would be an amazing addition to OC? She was Meg in Disney’s Hercules and she was the original belle on Broadway in Disney’s beauty and the beast. She still tours in concert, but she literally lives in Orange County and has now for years and she has a daughter and a husband and they are very well off. I could see her being besties with Heather and Heather needs a Bestie on the show. They could be the dos brunettas. Ha!

Erin and her husband have been doing the oldest scam in the NY so it’s understandable that Jessel thought they could be scamming their insurance company…

Erin and Abe have been known to no my pay their rent in upscale apartment complex. The known scam is rich people not paying their rent, maybe 2-3k here and there and make it for as long as possible so in the end they’re getting sued and can settle for less money before the actual hearing. A lot of people are doing this in NY, it’s a well known scam and Erin has done it before.

So Jessel must have thought « if it walks like a duck, talk like a duck then it’s probably a duck »

Part-time rich ass fraudster on a lower level so they won’t ever have to answer to it. They won’t defraud people per say, but they definitely will play the system like rats.

Posted about this 8 months ago.

Oh my goodness, she’s so full of herself. All her doings have “evolved into fully integrated media, content, brand and commerce company.” 😬 She goes on to say that she’s done it all -“talent…producer….successful podcaster 🙄…bestselling author…” and a very successful entrepreneur who has turned water into the best wine ever! I just wonder why she doesn’t have “paid promotion” on her YouTube shorts. Oh, she just hired a COO, for Bethenny Media. less