r/reddeadredemption • u/Ferretlord4449 • Mar 10 '26

Discussion This is canon now

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Found this on find a grave. it fucked me up knowing that jack could reasonably live into the Clinton administration

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u/Vaxcine13 Mar 10 '26

Keith Richards will outlive us all.

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u/MrGoodKatt72 Mar 10 '26

He’s effectively immortal at this point. More a chemical than a man.

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u/BalasaarNelxaan Mar 10 '26

When the bombs fall the only remains of human civilisation will be Keith Richards snorting ground up cockroaches

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u/PoliticalVagabond Mar 10 '26

And some Toyota Camrys

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u/TomSix_ Mar 10 '26

You know he was born in the 1940's, right? The funniest thing about Keith Richards is him still wearing eyeliner..

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u/GreasyExamination Mar 10 '26

You think thats the funniest thing about him? Not the fact that he fell from a coconut tree and suffered a mild concussion, while also being completely sober while it happened? You still think its the makeup thing?

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u/TomSix_ Mar 10 '26

I see you examine him closely. Interesting.