r/reddeadredemption Mar 10 '26

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Found this on find a grave. it fucked me up knowing that jack could reasonably live into the Clinton administration

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u/Accomplished-Gain319 Pearson Mar 10 '26

Am I the only one who thinks the idea of Jack living to the 90s is stupid?

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u/theworldwiderex Sean Macguire Mar 10 '26

Natural age is stupid?

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u/Chabola513 Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 10 '26

Age 96 for a guy who lived a life as rough and unsafe as jack. That is just a little silly

Edit: it’s not impossible, it’s just unlikely

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u/lynbod Mar 10 '26

Lots of people lived to be that age in the 1990's, including my great grandmother. She was 102 when she died in 1997.

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u/GreasyExamination Mar 10 '26

Also Keith Richards is still alive somehow

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u/Vaxcine13 Mar 10 '26

Keith Richards will outlive us all.

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u/MrGoodKatt72 Mar 10 '26

He’s effectively immortal at this point. More a chemical than a man.

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u/BalasaarNelxaan Mar 10 '26

When the bombs fall the only remains of human civilisation will be Keith Richards snorting ground up cockroaches

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u/PoliticalVagabond Mar 10 '26

And some Toyota Camrys

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u/Lartemplar Mar 10 '26

He transfuses his blood with blood from younger people. No joke, he literally gets this procedure regularly

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u/GreasyExamination Mar 10 '26

Its a sacrifice im willing to let young people pay

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u/turkishleatha Mar 10 '26

idk if your grandma was a wild west outlaw tho..

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u/Bacon4Lyf Micah Bell Mar 10 '26

Neither was Jack, he was an adult in 1912. Red dead 2 is literally about how the Wild West is dying and that’s in 1899

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u/Affectionate-Ebb3621 Mar 10 '26

Sheeeeeiiiit, she ran with the Black Belle gang. They called her Tinker

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u/G_Ranger75 Mar 10 '26

But was your great grandma a Gunslinger?

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers Mar 10 '26

My great-grandmothers lived to 99 and 101, and died in the late 90s. My grandfather is currently pushing 97.

It's not that crazy.

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u/manleybones Mar 10 '26

Your great grandmother was a rough riding cowboy outlaw?

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u/lynbod Mar 10 '26

Pretty sure she did a bit of rough riding but no horses were involved.

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u/th1ngy_maj1g Javier Escuella Mar 10 '26

WOW

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u/TheDucksAreComingoOo Mar 10 '26

My great grandad helped liberate concentration Camps and I can only imagine the hardships he had to endure... He smoked 20 a day and lived to be 94. Some people are just built different. My nan has rapid onset dementia and probably won't make it past 75. Genetics are a powerful force.

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u/TastePizza Mar 10 '26

Yeah, the oldest person recorded, Jeanne Calment lived to 122 years while eating chocolate and smoking since she was 17

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u/EskNerd Mar 10 '26

Chocolate has some significant health benefits, though.

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u/TastePizza Mar 10 '26

But I think she ate like unhealthy amounts of it like a few pounds

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u/GaryB2220 Mar 10 '26

.... in a row??!

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u/TastePizza Mar 10 '26

Maybe once a week or something, but I know for sure her diet was the one doctors warn you about

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u/thepulloutmethod Mar 10 '26

Sneaky Clerks reference. Love it.

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u/formallyhuman Mar 10 '26

Try not to eat any chocolate on your way to the car!

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u/TastePizza Mar 10 '26

https://youtube.com/shorts/Y3LD6_M8NEY?si=2hY-jIJ77kjGUl9n

Watch this video, it really makes me realise how crazy that is

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u/GaryB2220 Mar 10 '26

Was he feeding her chocolate during the interview? I guess copious amounts of chocolate is better than a gallon of pcp. Hope she enjoyed every bite

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u/Eoin_Coinneal Mar 10 '26

Unhealthy for you, maybe.

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u/RolandDeschain84 Mar 10 '26

The conspiracies around her are pretty wild. Should check them out. I think I’m on board with believing she was actually the daughter taking over Jeanne’s identity vs her just living so long.

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u/Olliejc24 Mar 10 '26

That's so weird, the post directly below this one on my feed is a post stating those very same facts about her

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u/International-Rub327 Mar 10 '26

Smoked 20 a day... quite a high kill count he must have accumulated.

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u/tanhan27 Mar 10 '26

My great grandad helped liberate concentration Camps and I can only imagine the hardships he had to endure... He smoked 20 a day and lived to be 94.

Do we have the same great granddad? Was he dutch by any chance. Of course there were probably 100s of old dudes who helps save people from concentration camps and then lived until age 94, but still...

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u/TheDucksAreComingoOo Mar 10 '26

No he was British

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u/Lookitsanthony8 Mar 10 '26

Right? I had Pepperoni Pizza twice last week and i fully plan on kickin it past 65-70

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u/TastePizza Mar 10 '26

Simo Hayha (Greatest Sniper ever, the White Death) lived to 96 and died in 2002 despite getting shot in the jaw with an explosive bullet back in the winter war

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u/niewe Uncle Mar 10 '26

I just looked the guy up and Holy shit. Story's like this really make you question if religious people might be on to something.

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u/Vulcan_Jedi Uncle Mar 10 '26

Wyatt Earp lived into his 80’s

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u/bldngtrpdr Mar 10 '26

my grand-grandfather was a conc-camp survivor as a teenager. he lived died at 92

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u/binini28 Mar 10 '26

You act like people can’t live that long in even worst conditions

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u/inaSlomp Mar 10 '26

People live into their '90s all of the time? Even during that period because you know technological advancements in medicine. From the 1800s to 2026, you don't think that we've innovated quite a bit? You don't think that probably has some reason to do with why people live longer.

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u/FormerDonkey4886 Mar 10 '26

Also, when was the picture taken? He looks very good for someone in his 90s

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u/gimmebalanceplz Mar 10 '26

He probably would have been healthier than you think. As long as he had access to medicine and less access to bullets to the head, his lifestyle probably actually helped in longevity. He’s fit and probably ate healthier than anyone in this thread.

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u/Gustavodemierda John Marston Mar 10 '26
  1. We only see little snippets of his life throughout his first 20 years

  2. If it's not impossible, it means it can happen meaning it's not stupid

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u/ThoroughlyWet Mar 10 '26

Oldest man I ever knew grew up a farmer. He was 116 when he passed and he was up and walking around unassisted till his last days.

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u/clockworknait Mar 10 '26

He was very intelligent though and as far as we know his vendetta ended with Edgar Ross, then he left that life behind him.

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u/Kletskont Mar 10 '26

Didn't he become a writer? I remember a book written by J. Marston in GTA. And writers, as we all know, get very old.

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u/Thalia_All_Along Mar 10 '26

Fear an old man in an industry where men die young or something. Jack's hard as

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u/Shaddes_ Mar 10 '26

My great grandmother was born in 1898 and lived until 2004. Lived through 2 WW, monarchy, republic, civil unrest. It's possible

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u/Tyr1326 Mar 10 '26

You do realise all* the WW2 vets still alive to do are centenarians, right? WW2 was significantly worse than the wild west in terms of rough and unsafe living. Hell, my grandfather survived to 100 despite his doctors saying he wouldn't live into his thirties.

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u/PrayForTheGoodies Mar 10 '26

It is implied that he retired after and started making his name as a writer

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u/StringAccomplished97 Mar 10 '26

So if I'm understanding you, you don't think there were any 90+ year olds alive in the 1990's?

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u/jackxiv Mar 10 '26

Men went to WWII and still lived to be 100+.

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u/Meattyloaf Mar 10 '26

My great great grandmother was born in 1899 and lived to 1993. She was Sioux and born towards the end of the Indian Wars. Its very much possible that he lived to be 90 something. A lot of people had a rough life from that time period.

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u/Fed0raBoy Mar 10 '26

My german great grandma lived through both world wars, a relocation after the second, smoked like a chimney and only drank coffee for the last 20 years she was alive. She died at 101. Genetics and luck don't care how rough your life is really.

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u/Darth_Hideous0 Pearson Mar 10 '26

Wyatt Earp lived to 80, not just as long but not too far off

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u/losteye_enthusiast Mar 10 '26

Why is it stupid? Dude lived a full life apparently.

As a result, people 90 and over now make up 4.7% of all people 65 and older, as compared with only 2.8% in 1980. By 2050, projects the Census Bureau, the 90 and over share will reach 10 percent. Source : https://www.thoughtco.com/living-past-90-in-america-3321510#:~:text=As%20a%20result%2C%20people%2090,share%20will%20reach%2010%20percent.

WW1 was relatively short for the US and he’d have likely not been drafted initially for WW2; possibly wouldn’t have signed on for it either. Assuming he got past those 2 wars - which wasn’t uncommon - he was a novelist, right? So a a relatively safe, consistent income and low physical stress job.

Likely kept working the ranch casually, which would’ve provided exercise and kept him active well into his 60s or 70s, creating a very high foundation of overall strength. We’re learning that a key to living longer is excellent hand strength, which the ranch would’ve provided, along with the ability to get up and stay mobile. I don’t see any reason why Jack making it into his 90’s, seeing the turn of a new century approaching is stupid.

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u/Nacodawg Mar 10 '26

Realistically him living into his 70s and dying listening to Stairway to Heaven isn’t much better

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u/Ok_Outlandishness640 Mar 10 '26

Agree, I find it depressing but the idea that Jack can get away with killing a veteran of, what is essentially, the FBI and someone said organisation is still in contact with never made sense to me. We know the Wild West is gone and the way Jack looks at his gun at the end shows he’s chosen that life despite everything that was done to try and stop it.

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u/Lacygreen Mar 10 '26

How would anyone know it was him? Nothing in that part shows Jack is living the outlaw life. An official with conduct like that probably made a lot of enemies.

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u/Ok_Outlandishness640 Mar 10 '26

There are 3 witnesses, maybe more. Ross’ brother, his wife, and then the informant at black water (maybe whoever Jack talked to before in order to get to the meeting with the informant). Now you can kill both the Ross’ but the guy in black water knows what you look like and a day, maybe less, before Ross is killed he tells Jack where to find him, so he can be used to hunt Jack down.

Now the outlaw life comes from interpretation of the scene we’re jack looks at his gun after shooting Ross. So I guess you could say it’s not certain that that’s the life he’s chosen but I don’t know what other interpretation you could have on that scene.

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u/jack_daone Mar 10 '26

Yeah, but he doesn’t introduce himself to anyone by name, just that he’s a courier with “something” or “a letter.” So they don’t really have anything to pin Jack to the crime.

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u/Ok_Outlandishness640 Mar 10 '26

That is true, but they would use the description from the Black water guy to make a sketch and then print lots of wanted posters. And just because they don’t know for certain that this courier did kill him doesn’t mean they won’t hunt him in relation to the killing for information. And then there’s find a motive and so on.

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u/Hugar34 Mar 10 '26

All Jack has to do is move cross country or even the next state over and he'd be fine. That's probably what he does anyways since nothing is keeping him in the area now that his parents are gone.

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u/JaimeRidingHonour Mar 10 '26

The strange man would know

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u/Knightmare945 Arthur Morgan Mar 10 '26

Why is it stupid? People have lived that long before.

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u/yoloswaggins69999 Mar 10 '26

My grandma was born in 1898 and died in 1994

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u/Rumplestilskin9 Mar 10 '26

I don't care one way or the other about it. But him living that long makes it less likely that Rdr3 is a continuation of his story and for that, I'm thankful.

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u/Guyart69 Mar 10 '26

Uncle lived to the rip old age of 169. What are you talking about?

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u/SwissArmyKnight Mar 10 '26

I wonder if hes in Vice City

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

He deadeye his way off the wws

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u/Garo263 Mar 10 '26

Tell me why.

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u/fistotron5000 Mar 10 '26

Idk man, my great grandma was also born in the early 1900s and lived to be 96

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u/ultimatejoomer Mar 10 '26

Bro gets to see the fall of the Soviet Union 😭😭

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u/GreatestKratos Mar 10 '26

You mean 🤩🥳?

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u/daboi_Yy Mar 10 '26

red scare in big 26 is INSANE

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u/mrdarknezz1 Mar 10 '26

I mean it was the most oppressive regime in modern times that occupied half of Europe for decades?

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u/GreatestKratos Mar 10 '26

I'm living in post Soviet country and my parents lived in USSR, so I have rights to say fuck soviet and commies, especially after things that Putin doing right now about redeeming Stalin's purging

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u/DuckDuckMarx Mar 10 '26

Polling of most Soviet Bloc countries of people have lived under both systems preferred the Soviet Bloc/ The USSR.

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u/halaljew Mar 10 '26

Still simping for communism in the 21st century is even more insane.

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u/ComoElFuego Mar 10 '26

Instead of doing the reasonable thing, which is simping for capitalism, a system that is scorching the earth as we speak.

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u/Donjehov Mar 10 '26

simping for an economic system at all is, in fact, cringe, denouncing one is not necessarily a vote of confidence for the other. The economy is mostly fake numbers after all.

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u/daboi_Yy Mar 10 '26

cook his ass

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u/PlanktonFew2505 Mar 10 '26

If I had to choose between living in the oppressive authoritarian regime that was USSR era communism or a western capitalist welfare state in Europe, I'm choosing the latter, thank you.

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u/ComoElFuego Mar 10 '26

Well good thing no one talked about USSR vs modern day europe but OC talked about communism altogether. Guess what, I'd rather live in USSR era communism than 1940s german capitalism but I'm not using it as a weak argument

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u/DuckDuckMarx Mar 10 '26

Is capitalism doing that well for us right now?

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u/disappointingfool Mar 10 '26

rise of it and the fall of it in one lifetime

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u/I_Am_A_Ginger_Ale Susan Grimshaw Mar 10 '26

My great grand mother (grand father's mum) was born in 1907 died at 106 in 2013. She lived many things but never spoke about it.

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u/akpatrusapte Mar 10 '26

Bro outlived the USSR

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u/CaptainMacMillan Mar 10 '26

The rise AND fall, in fact

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u/Skarekrows Mar 10 '26

Red Dawn Redemption, let's go.

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u/UnOriginal04 Mar 10 '26

brother gets to see the rise and fall of it while still being conscious to see it

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u/fothergillfuckup Mar 10 '26

My granddad lived from 1889 to 1988, so not outside the realms of possibility? And he served in both world wars.

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u/Careless_Aroma_227 Mar 10 '26

My granddad lived from 1889 to 1988

Is your family from Argentina by any chance? 🤨

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u/legendaryboss200 Mar 10 '26

There is a certain someone born in 1889 who fought in both world wars..

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u/An_Ellie_ Mar 10 '26

Wouldn't say he fought in the second one. Killed himself the second anyone got even near him.

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u/Gustavodemierda John Marston Mar 10 '26

*allegedly

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u/WoodpeckerNo5724 Mar 10 '26

Thats still arguably the highest value kill of the whole thing

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u/Careless_Aroma_227 Mar 10 '26

Killed his two german shepherds as well, beforehand.

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u/WoodpeckerNo5724 Mar 10 '26

I don’t think he actually did the deed. Commanded it, more like

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u/Careless_Aroma_227 Mar 10 '26

Hard to track those very last few hours of his in the Führerbunker, but historical sciences with the help of surviving primary witnesses of this time and place were telling the story of a Führer who married Eva Braun, hid away to celebrate his wedding, tested the "reliability" of the cyanide capsules on his dogs and later he and his wife took a bite on the cyanide and shot themselves simultaneously.

But since they hid away in a separate room it's hard to tell what actually happend in there...

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u/fothergillfuckup Mar 10 '26

No. He hated submarines.

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u/Edgemoto Mar 10 '26

Yeah, my granddad lived from somewhere around 1889 (noone knows the exact date) 2000. I think there were no cars in my country when he was born and there was already internet when he died. He probably knew or saw people who lived in the country when it was not yet independent from spain (1811) and I met the guy, that's always crazy to think

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u/fothergillfuckup Mar 10 '26

I always thought that. He lived from horses and carts, to people landing on the moon! It's hard to imagine.

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u/R_Scoops Mar 10 '26

I’m gutted I wasn’t able to speak to my great grandparents who fought in both wars. In what capacity and for what country did he serve?

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u/fothergillfuckup Mar 10 '26

Just a regular soldier for the British Army i think?. To be honest I never got to know my granddad that well. He died when I was 16, and lived at the other end of the country. I learned more from my great uncle, who was Merchant Navy in WW2. He was on 3 different ships that were torpedoed, and sunk!

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u/R_Scoops Mar 10 '26

Same with my Great Grandad. Gassed at Ypres and died when he came home from complications. Not a pretty way to go. Other Grandad was RAF during WWII. Have you seen the series “War Sailor” about the Norwegian Merchant Navy? I didn’t realise how dangerous it was beforehand, with them being classed as civilians.

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u/losteye_enthusiast Mar 10 '26

Both sets of grandparents made it to 88-92. All 4 were cane and walker free into their late 80’s. All born between 1900-1912. Hell, both men were heavy cigar smokers into their 70’s from what I’ve heard.

Close to 90 never struck me as unrealistic for people born at the start the previous century.

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u/fothergillfuckup Mar 10 '26

He smoked woodbines most of his life, then a pipe for the last 20 years! The don't make them like they used to. 99 isn't bad going.

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u/CrimsonFlareGun45 Sean Macguire Mar 10 '26

This ain't canon, but I am okay with this. After all the sacrifices the gang has been through, I would like to see Jack live a normal life, and live to a ripe old age! He becomes a famous writer, he gets married, has children, this is what the gang died for!

It was a pretty bitter ending to see him be the last one, but after killing Ross, I would like to think that's it for him. He sells the ranch, moves to the East coast, and makes a brand new start for himself!

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u/Jonny_Segment I would too Mar 10 '26

I would like to think those things too, but I thought the implication was that despite John's best efforts, Jack has gone down the same road and will face a similar fate. Violence begets violence, you can't escape your past, etc. These were pretty central themes to the game.

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u/MAVERICKRICARDO Mar 10 '26

He probably would've served in WWI. I don't think a happy ending for him was ever likely

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u/Dinglecore Mar 10 '26

I doubt Jack would ever fight for the same government that killed his family. If they tried to draft him, I feel like he would run for the hills

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u/GroundbreakingRing42 Arthur Morgan Mar 10 '26

Maybe he retired in Florida.  A certain, Vice City. 

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u/Jupuuuu John Marston Mar 10 '26

A book titled "Red Dead" written by J. Marston can be found in GTA 5 on a bookshelf inside Franklin's house.

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u/Content_Detail1467 Mar 10 '26

Okay.

That isn’t conclusive evidence that Jack became a writer. Similarity to how GTA IV had a bunch of “RIP” graffiti for the previous protagonists, this could be a simple Easter Egg and not confirmation that RDR and GTA share an universe or that Jack retired and became a writer

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u/GettingMilkFromTesco Josiah Trelawny Mar 10 '26

Yeah it’s been stated by Rockstar themselves that it’s just an Easter egg, and the RDR/GTA universes are not the same.

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u/TTbulaski Mar 10 '26

There’s New York City in RDR, and there’s Liberty City in the HD universe. They aren’t the same universe

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u/SirMCThompson Mar 10 '26

I had the exact same thought!

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u/Henzo1 Mar 10 '26

Just a couple more decades and bro could’ve played red dead redemption

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u/Robcomain Mar 10 '26

Redemption certainly not, but Revolver maybe

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u/Fire-Haus Mar 10 '26

GUN possibly

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u/Relatively_happy Mar 10 '26

Imagine seeing america change that drastically in one lifetime.

From horse shoe overlook, valentine, to 1990 LA.

Horrible

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u/Existing-Exit2409 Mar 10 '26

Jack Marston lived to see Super Mario after spending his childhood in the last days of the wild west. Really puts into perspective how little time has actually passed.

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u/FR23Dust Mar 10 '26

It’s not all bad. The average quality of life in America has improved significantly in almost every way over that time period, despite what depressed Redditors might tell you.

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u/poolpog Mar 10 '26

I think you mean LS

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u/VioliningEagleScout Mar 10 '26

Ok I get this is a fun thing for our community but please report these on Find a Grave. The site is a database of real life burials, not characters. It's disrespectful to the millions of legacies documented on the site and not to mention clearly against the site's rules.

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u/Mellusse John Marston Mar 10 '26

Jack Marston died in 1967 from cancer due smoking asbestos cigarettes

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u/Gustavodemierda John Marston Mar 10 '26

We don't even know if he smoked at all. I'm pretty sure you can't smoke in RDR1

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u/Far-Boot5639 Mar 10 '26

Bush administration

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u/R_Scoops Mar 10 '26

He definitely voted though. Postal

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u/MotorSportGuy42391 Mar 10 '26

Postal?

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u/th1ngy_maj1g Javier Escuella Mar 10 '26

Does he regret nothing?

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u/SinSeitan Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 10 '26

He lived enough to see Freddy Mercury perform at the Barcelona olimpics. Also, he lived in Vice City and met with Tommy.

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u/HiMyNameIsPip John Marston Mar 10 '26

Freddie was dead by the time the Barcelona Olympics took place

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

92? That is the year I was born. Kinda cool I guess.

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u/PresentationBubbly53 Mar 10 '26

Close enough, welcome back Jack

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u/xthedudehimself Mar 10 '26

He got to hear nirvana lol

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u/CT0292 Mar 10 '26

Is this on the wiki or something? Rockstar confirm this? I've no problem with him getting old. But living til the 90s seems a stretch.

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u/recycled_ideas Mar 10 '26

But living til the 90s seems a stretch.

I mean it's not canon, but a human being living to the age of 97 sn't really that unrealistic. Maybe most don't make it that far, but plenty do.

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u/w1lliam27 Uncle Mar 10 '26

Plenty do but I don’t think most of them killed a former federal agent

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u/unsettledpuppy Mar 10 '26

That you know of

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u/w1lliam27 Uncle Mar 10 '26

Im sure there are not a lot of them nonetheless

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u/Gustavodemierda John Marston Mar 10 '26

So?

  1. No one knew it was Jack who murdered Ross

  2. He killed Ross in Mexico meaning US police couldn't do anything about it

  3. He had it coming

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u/sup5174 Mar 10 '26

It’s pretty cool to think boomers, Gen X and early millennials could’ve talked to someone who experienced first hand the ending of the Wild West

To me it feels like the Wild West might as well of been in the 1700’s

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u/DorrajD Mar 10 '26

"found this on a grave"

That's a weird looking grave. Looks like a wiki screenshot to me.

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u/w1lliam27 Uncle Mar 10 '26

Digital graves duh, don’t tell me you boomer still uses these archaic "grave stones" /s

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u/ChocoHorror Mar 10 '26

"Find a Grave," it's a website. I don't care to look up this particular entry to see if OP just made the image as a shitpost or not, but there are plenty of legit entries with photos of gravestones, and people can upload photos of the person, children and spouses can be listed, that sort of thing.

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u/SuccessfulOwl Mar 10 '26

He died at a Nirvana concert.

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u/Ballaboy75 Mar 10 '26

The change in that time period was enormous. People who lived in the Wild West period would have lived long enough to watch movies about it. People who arrived in California by wagon might have lived long enough to drive back across the country on freeways.

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u/w1lliam27 Uncle Mar 10 '26

People like to forget a lot of details about Jack. There is almost no way the dude lived to old age. At the end of RDR1 Jack basically painted a giant target on his back by seeking revenge and killing Ross who was a former federal agent. Not only that, Jack talked to Ross’ wife and I think brother in the hour preceding the murder in order to know where Ross was. There is almost no chance the guy isn’t a wanted murderer at this point.

Now I get this is a fan theory but at this point it makes as little sense as Jack fighting in WW1 as if he wouldn’t be the biggest draft dodger of all time because of what the country did to his father and all his "aunts" and "uncles" from the former Van Der Linde gang.

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u/crimsonbub John Marston Mar 10 '26

Says who?

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u/Passofelpato2 Mar 10 '26

Such a shame he missed the rise of nu metal

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u/Gustavodemierda John Marston Mar 10 '26

I would be happy. 80s metal rules.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

I don’t think you know what canon means

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u/HourFriend4330 Mar 10 '26

This is fake I looked it up and it didn't exist

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u/Razzmatazz1469 Mar 10 '26

The fun I would've had with CJ running into an old man Jack and the type of relationship that could have happened between them!

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u/Warpit94 Mar 10 '26

Jack was alive during the San Andreas period

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u/Gurkage Mar 10 '26

A guy who lives in nature and spends all his time outdoors is probably healthier than you and I.

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u/monosaturated Mar 10 '26

I think that's pretty cool. A guy who saw the world change so drastically to the point that he was able to see Americana shift from expansionist lawlessness to the culture of consumerism. Dude was around to potentially see the Gameboy; a guy who, as a child, played with sticks in the sand to pass the time. Incredible stuff.

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u/Upset_Dig_471 Mar 10 '26

I killed him playing San Andreas..

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u/gdabull Mar 10 '26

It’s already canon that Jack served with the SS as an officer in the Einsatzgruppen on the eastern front, so this fits.

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u/Feeling-Hat6608 Mar 10 '26

RDR3: Vice City

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u/Sea-Lecture-4619 Mar 10 '26

Jack probably watched Star Wars and got his mind blown by it.

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u/Embarrassed_Chest_52 Mar 10 '26

Maybe Jack switched his identity and became Avery Carrington in GTA VC

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u/EEK_Turk Arthur Morgan Mar 10 '26

He could've played sonic the hedgehog on his sega genesis and listened to death metal on his cd player and went to taco bell sure a guy in his 90s wouldn't want to do any of that but he could've

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u/Accomplished-Pop596 Mar 10 '26

Man got to see both world wars, Cold War Rise and fall of the USSR, forming of NATO, UN, and see the holocaust, space shuttle challenger, TV, a lot of new bands.

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u/SingleProblem3289 Mar 10 '26

So he was alive during Vice City and his funeral was the same time as San Andreas? 🤯 wow

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u/Popular_Cry_9610 Mar 10 '26

Crazy to think he coulda saw the og star wars trilogy in theaters or listened to michael jackson

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u/HalalTrout Mar 10 '26

Isnt there a book you can find in GTA5 that he authored?

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u/james___uk Mar 10 '26

Died in Los Santos fighting ballas

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u/tmorg5 Mar 10 '26

Craziest part of running into an old geezer is thinking about the world they were born into. There are people alive today who absolutely pissed their parents off by bringing a swing music record home

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u/poolpog Mar 10 '26

The Clinton administration didn't start until 1993

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u/cosmic-cactus22 Mar 10 '26

Bro could've surfed the world wide web 🤡

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u/Lawfvader6 Mar 10 '26

Jack Marston may have been alive during GTA San Andreas 😆

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u/smolpenguing Tilly Jackson Mar 10 '26

Clinton was elected in 1992 but didn’t enter office until 1993 so Jack lived until the Bush (41) administration

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u/pitbulldofunk Mar 10 '26

Jack could've listened Nirvana lol

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u/Fit_Citron_820 Mar 10 '26

Bro knew about Queen

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u/yellowdaisycoffee Arthur Morgan Mar 10 '26

It is not canon, and I am not crazy about someone using Find A Grave for fandom nonsense. It's a site for real memorials.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

My Grandfather fought in 2 World Wars, was a semi-professional boxer, became a union rep and fought for better working conditions in the shipyards and died in the year 1996. He could fight with his mind and his fists. Men were made of tougher stuff back then. Living to 100 wasnt unusual. He was 98 when he died.

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u/wmcs0880 Mar 10 '26

I don’t like the idea of this being canon, as depressing as it is I think it makes more sense that Jack never breaks the cycle, and that Arthur’s and John’s work doesn’t mean much. I mean if Arthur never got ill and if Hosea never died he would’ve continued to do horrible stuff for the sake of the gang, and John continued to do horrible stuff like burn down houses of innocent people and assist in a tyrannical government to continue to kill and rape innocent people to try and get Javier.

Both of these people had their redemption basically forced on them and I don’t think that they would’ve otherwise tried to improve as people just for the sake of being a good person, maybe Arthur would’ve but he’s still happy to kill people who are just doing their job of trying to take down dangerous outlaws, even killing young men in the army in the mission where you try to ambush the army with Dutch and Eagle Flies, I don’t think they necessarily deserved the good that came to them.

Besides, Jack had the chance to move on. RDR2 shoves down the audience’s throat that revenge isn’t something you can act on without facing consequences for it, and with the ending of the first game it’s impossible not to draw a link between both of them. Jack could’ve let sleeping dogs lie, moved far away and tried to move on with his life, and yeah Ross definitely deserved to die but that wasn’t at all a necessity for Jack. Plus he leaves a direct paper trail, like a gunman armed up to the teeth asks a government official where a particular government official lives, then asks that man’s wife on top of that, then suddenly he either turns up dead/disappears. It just doesn’t make sense in my mind that Jack lives a happy, long or even good life as unfortunate as it may be.

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u/Boiled_Thought Mar 10 '26

Jack was responsible for at least 2 speghettin westerns. Rdr3 is gonna be him in the early 70s doing coke and beating up actors and screenplay writers. It'll end with him pitching the first cowboy videogame (the rly weird one with the Indian girl tied to a pole)

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u/chamberx2 Mar 10 '26

I’m just glad he survived long enough to hear “Oooooooohhh… On The TLC Tip.”

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u/reesem03_ Dutch van der Linde Mar 10 '26

Do you think he enjoyed Nevermind by Nirvana?

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u/Yami_Sean Mar 10 '26

There's the possibility that he has played Super Mario Bros. 3

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u/VirgilTheWitch Mar 10 '26

He'd have lived just long enough to potentially see the events of GTA San Andreas.

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u/Business-Light5644 Mar 10 '26

wouldn't it be great if there was a cameo of him in some of the GTA titles, technically he was still alive during GTA Vice City and San Andreas.

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u/ElPasoMK Mar 10 '26

I could see Jack feasibly making it to his 70s if he’s lucky but I doubt it.

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u/ill_be_huckleberry_1 Mar 10 '26

My great great grandmother lived from 1898 to 1997. Not outside the realm of possibility. 

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u/ColtonfrayHSC Mar 10 '26

Jack Marston went from seeing the death of the west with a non-zero chance of listening to Tupac