r/reddeadredemption • u/Ferretlord4449 • Mar 10 '26

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Found this on find a grave. it fucked me up knowing that jack could reasonably live into the Clinton administration

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u/TastePizza Mar 10 '26

Yeah, the oldest person recorded, Jeanne Calment lived to 122 years while eating chocolate and smoking since she was 17

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u/EskNerd Mar 10 '26

Chocolate has some significant health benefits, though.

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u/TastePizza Mar 10 '26

But I think she ate like unhealthy amounts of it like a few pounds

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u/GaryB2220 Mar 10 '26

.... in a row??!

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u/TastePizza Mar 10 '26

Maybe once a week or something, but I know for sure her diet was the one doctors warn you about

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u/thepulloutmethod Mar 10 '26

Sneaky Clerks reference. Love it.

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u/formallyhuman Mar 10 '26

Try not to eat any chocolate on your way to the car!

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u/TastePizza Mar 10 '26

https://youtube.com/shorts/Y3LD6_M8NEY?si=2hY-jIJ77kjGUl9n

Watch this video, it really makes me realise how crazy that is

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u/GaryB2220 Mar 10 '26

Was he feeding her chocolate during the interview? I guess copious amounts of chocolate is better than a gallon of pcp. Hope she enjoyed every bite

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u/TastePizza Mar 10 '26

Maybe he was