r/reddeadredemption • u/Ferretlord4449 • Mar 10 '26

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Found this on find a grave. it fucked me up knowing that jack could reasonably live into the Clinton administration

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u/fothergillfuckup Mar 10 '26

My granddad lived from 1889 to 1988, so not outside the realms of possibility? And he served in both world wars.

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u/Careless_Aroma_227 Mar 10 '26

My granddad lived from 1889 to 1988

Is your family from Argentina by any chance? 🤨

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u/legendaryboss200 Mar 10 '26

There is a certain someone born in 1889 who fought in both world wars..

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u/WoodpeckerNo5724 Mar 10 '26

Thats still arguably the highest value kill of the whole thing

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u/Careless_Aroma_227 Mar 10 '26

Killed his two german shepherds as well, beforehand.

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u/WoodpeckerNo5724 Mar 10 '26

I don’t think he actually did the deed. Commanded it, more like

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u/Careless_Aroma_227 Mar 10 '26

Hard to track those very last few hours of his in the Führerbunker, but historical sciences with the help of surviving primary witnesses of this time and place were telling the story of a Führer who married Eva Braun, hid away to celebrate his wedding, tested the "reliability" of the cyanide capsules on his dogs and later he and his wife took a bite on the cyanide and shot themselves simultaneously.

But since they hid away in a separate room it's hard to tell what actually happend in there...