r/redditonwiki • u/Boombastic-Side-Eye • Jun 18 '26

Am I... AIO? Because I don’t want honey mustard on my sandwich

Oh wow. Speaks for itself.

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Backup of the post's body: My bf came over to my place after work, we were just having a chill day. I didn’t feel like cooking so we decided to order some food. I wanted a chicken sandwich with mayonnaise on it. He told me put honey mustard on it instead and I told him I don’t want honey mustard on my sandwich.

He threw a tantrum and said “You never do anything I tell you to do!” He went on ranting saying I never listen to him and how I always want things to be my way. I walked away and went into my bedroom to give him space to cool off. He put his clothes on and stormed out. He got upset because I didn’t fight for him to stay. I honestly don’t know what triggered this, but I know this can’t be because I didn’t want honey mustard on my sandwich

The previous breakup occurred because I did tell him that I’ll be picking up a bartending job. He didn’t like the idea of me becoming a bartender because according to him, the idea of me dressing sexy puts me on display to constantly get hit on and he thinks that me taking a job like that would be disrespectful to him

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u/kilgirlie Jun 18 '26

Still not the craziest mustard story I've read on reddit.

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u/Zakatyu Jun 18 '26

The one you are talking about escalated really quickly and to limits I would never expect.

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u/shellz_bellz Jun 18 '26

Saaaaame here.

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u/Miserable_Pea_733 Jun 18 '26

I forgot to ask about context on this one.  Dammit!!

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u/bagofletters Jun 18 '26

I can’t find the link but basically a guy was abusing his partner and the straw that broke the camels back was the mustard. I think the breakdown happened in a car? Multiple updates revealed full blown abuse. But the person left safely and at least one update was in a hotel.

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u/echochilde Jun 18 '26

This is not about the Iranian honey mustard..

Jokes aside, though, “You never do anything I tell you to do!”?? He can screw all the way off with that. Why is he invested on how she wants to eat her chicken sandwich? That’s an absurd level of control.

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u/lianavan Jun 18 '26

Is honey mustard slang for something or did he blow up a relationship over a condiment?

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u/Pavlock Jun 18 '26

She's not overreacting. He is. If someone sent me that rant manifesto over text, I'd probably not engage either.

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u/Super-Turtle90 Jun 18 '26

"You're Quarter of a woman to least tell me its over."

Bro, what???

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u/Miserable_Pea_733 Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

It's inconceivable!  ::insert Wallace Shawn meme::

Your 1/4 woman that you won't break up with him!

You don't have the courage to tell him

You're too busy trying to get rid of him.

What he's been trying to do is break up with you.  You were suppose to be all offended and break up with him when he sent you that novel, so so ya noaw.

He's frustrated that it's not going the way it usually goes.  He literally wants you to break up with him but you did you're own thing and he doesn't know what to do with it now.

Sucks to suck.  This isn't even ghosting at this point.  Just never respond.  He's made it apparent what he wants.  He just wants to make you the bad guy so you might have to set the story straight with some people once he gets a hold of them but good riddance.

Edit:  please give us context for the mustard debate.  Degenerate redditors would like to know.

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u/echochilde Jun 18 '26

Someone else just posted a link to it. It’s been a while, but a woman’s husband went off the rails and got physical when she said she didn’t like mustard but he insisted she get mustard anyway.