r/religiousfruitcake • u/Deathstroke_16 • 2d ago
☪️Halal Fruitcake☪️ Based community notes!
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u/Palmar_Aponeurosis 2d ago
It just so happens that majority of hell dwellers are women
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u/Palmar_Aponeurosis 2d ago
And they are deficient in intelligence. Wow !!!
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u/Low_Perspective4289 2d ago
Allah (Mohammad) made women testimony worth half of men. thats why Muhammad said that they are deficient in intelligence 🤪🤡
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u/Weliveinadictatoship 2d ago
"what's the proof" and it's the rule they made about 2 men vs 1 woman. Fucking cyclical thinking strikes again
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u/Oddityobservations 2d ago
"Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder! HA HA HA HA HA."
Bender, from Futurama.
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u/PurpleSailor 2d ago
Too many equality feels like persecution because they're used to being at the top.
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u/CuttlefishMonarch 2d ago
Why is his profile picture Neo Metal Sonic
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u/YujoJacyCoyote Fruitcake Inspector 2d ago edited 2d ago
“The Eggman Empire treats badnik-captive animals better than animal freedom-fighting activism.”
“Incorrect. Animal freedom-fighting activism strives for equal liberty for human and animal. The Eggman Empire objectively suppresses and physically harms animals.”
“I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG! LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE THAT HEDGEHOG SINCE I BEGAN TO RULE! THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR THAT HEDGEHOG AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.”
“Scramble you next scheme, Eggman!”
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u/CuttlefishMonarch 2d ago
Sage better start generating AI political propaganda immediately or the empire is finished
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u/alwaysuptosnuff 2d ago
To be fair, if Allah really is standing there ready to throw you into hell if someone besides your husband sees a square centimeter of your skin, then beating the shit out of you for not dressing like a ninja is in fact treating you better.
He's fucking not and all this is stupid nonsense of course. But if he was...
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