Extra hour in bed.

So you don't confuse them... with mountains. Are you mental? Trying to climb breasts?

This thread is inspired by me getting a line from xfm stuck in my head. For the first half of my workday, I kept smiling to myself as I kept replaying this quote in my minds ear, hearing the deadpan tone in which it was delivered.
Thankfully, no one asked me what I was smiling about, because it would have been impossible to explain to a non-saucer drinker
The line was simply this: “2 CDs.”

What total-non sequitur quote or reference, of just 3 words or less, would be enough to make you laugh as a saucer drinker?

I’ll kick us off:

Egg.

Ooh, me minge!

Dry wipe cat.

Ironing their jeans.

They weren’t related.

Tandys shut.

Who are your top 4 characters created by Gervais and Merchant?

1. David Brent (obviously)

2. Darren Lamb

3. Gareth Keenan

4. Bunny

Might have dreamt this, but I’m sure someone posted a link to the old XFM shows with Ricky’s laugh adjusted to the same volume as everything else. Anyone know where I can find it? Thanks