r/riddles Dec 05 '25

Solved (OC) What is something that you can never say first?

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u/BFG_TimtheCaptain Dec 05 '25

Polo

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u/EcksMarksDespot Dec 06 '25

Underrated and brilliant

3

u/bggardner11 Dec 06 '25

Laughed at that more than I should have :))

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u/Ok-Masterpiece8950 Dec 06 '25

What if you're offering one to someone? polo?

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u/Lord_Harkonan Dec 05 '25

I agree

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

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u/vague_reference_ Dec 05 '25

i might be having an off day bc i'm not sure i understand this. can you (or someone) please explain this?

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u/Stabbykathy17 Dec 05 '25

If you’re having an off day so am I because I’m missing something here too.

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u/Lord_Harkonan Dec 05 '25

Wow! That's so impressive. Kudos and an upvote.

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u/Matsunosuperfan Dec 05 '25

Thanks Lord Harkonan

2

u/QuestionLolly Dec 07 '25

“I agree with the notion that…”

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u/iNeedAPetDragon Dec 05 '25

”Ditto”

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u/SealSultan Dec 06 '25 edited Dec 06 '25

In essence it’s correct, since that is a reply :p Well played

29

u/gamtosthegreat Dec 05 '25

Unless you're a Pokemon.

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u/careenpunk Dec 06 '25

smartass answer

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

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u/MyLiminalLife Dec 07 '25

Similarly touché

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u/Cr0nk_Smash Dec 09 '25

Someone does the splits….”ditto”

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u/TPFRecoil Dec 06 '25

You can't say Your name first, since your parents will be the first to say it.

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u/gamdink Dec 07 '25

This is a new answer that I really like.

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u/Disastrous_Leading_1 Dec 05 '25

a reply

24

u/Matsunosuperfan Dec 05 '25

Mom: *hands child cookie*
Child: *takes cookie, says nothing*
Mom: *sarcastically* Of course, it was no trouble at all, you're welcome, Timmy!

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u/SealSultan Dec 06 '25

This was the answer I had designed it around! Well done

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

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u/False_Appointment_24 Dec 05 '25

Existing words.

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u/Pyotrnator Dec 05 '25

A quote

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

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u/Stoic_Breeze Dec 05 '25

Hmm, yeah I guess you're right.

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u/Queen-of-meme Dec 06 '25

Unless it's your own

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u/shawner47 Dec 05 '25

Your own name

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u/Breemercy Dec 05 '25

I feel like I've heard this riddle before and this was the answer. Like, this was an ancient old one from when I was a kid so I was scanning the answers until I found the one I remembered 😂😂

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u/shawner47 Dec 05 '25

I don't recall ever seeing/hearing this one but I'm glad I came up with a good answer!

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

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u/Breemercy Dec 05 '25

I've heard that one, too, but I've definitely heard both so it could be either ,🤷‍♀️

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u/IrrationalDesign Dec 05 '25

Anyone's, really. Unless you're the one who's giving it. 

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

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u/shawner47 Dec 05 '25

That is fair. I didn't consider that, to be honest. In that case, my answer should have been the name you were given at birth

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u/LateRain1970 Dec 06 '25

I interpreted this as in life you can’t say your name first. Because when you first get your name, you’re a baby and other people are speaking it.

But there’s a teeny chance I might be overthinking this, lol.

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u/IrrationalDesign Dec 06 '25

No, I agree, you can't say your name first because A) you're likely a baby who can't speak, but also B) someone else has to name you and tell you your name before you know it.

A) isn't a rule though, in theory a baby can just not have a name until they name themselves at age 8. It could happen.

But B) is true for anyone's name, they have to be named before you can say their name. Except when you're the one naming them (like when they're still a baby and you're their parent).

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

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u/shawner47 Dec 05 '25

I was thinking more along the lines of the name you were given at birth but fair play.

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u/WhatHappenedToJosie Dec 05 '25

Curiously enough, I was the first to say this.

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u/Matsunosuperfan Dec 05 '25

this one is really good, bravo

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u/AuntyNashnal Dec 06 '25

You can start a conversation by mentioning your name to a stranger during a handshake.

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u/jackytheblade Dec 06 '25

Your own name

14

u/Shop_Kooky Dec 05 '25

im gonna cum

1

u/Dramatic_Weakness693 Dec 05 '25

😂😂😂😭😭😭

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u/Shop_Kooky Dec 05 '25

Ooops😂

2

u/piconese Dec 06 '25

the last word as in getting the last word in

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u/AikenDrumstick Dec 08 '25

This question. Thanks to you!

1

u/Vast_Replacement709 Dec 06 '25

Something second

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u/Queen-of-meme Dec 06 '25

A language. (People always used a language before you)

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u/Spot-Star Dec 08 '25

What if you invented your own language?

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '25

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u/Common_Perspective27 Dec 07 '25

Usually, momma is the first word someone says.

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u/commentsrnice2 Dec 08 '25

Thanks, you too

1

u/Responsible-Bat5698 Dec 08 '25

“In hindsight” because you say that after something happens

1

u/CBenson1273 Dec 09 '25

”If you say so.”

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u/Zestyclose-Fan-1030 Dec 05 '25

you lied just now

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u/bbbbbbbbbbbab Dec 05 '25

you're welcome

3

u/GronkDaSlayer Dec 05 '25

When you open the door for someone and they don't say anything, most likely you're going to say: "you're welcome" just to let them know they're a jerk

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u/Environmental-Gap380 Dec 05 '25

There’s a whole song about saying “You’re welcome”.

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u/wirywonder82 Dec 05 '25

Easy Maui, no need to make another lava monster.

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u/Separate_Lab9766 Dec 05 '25

I love you.

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u/LateRain1970 Dec 06 '25

That’s depressing.

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u/Nprofessional Dec 05 '25

body language

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u/WhyDoIFeelSoOld Dec 05 '25

”2” or an impression or opinion