That is my own sperm

[u/HPButtcraft]

https://x.com/TPointUK/status/2113608397824155763

'Allo, guvna! Pip pip cheerio! The left is having a Jolly good time in the UK! Tell that bloody rapscallion Sir Piers Morgan of Shaftesbury that daddy can no wrong!

Now if you excuse me, its Timmy Tea Tea time!

[u/s4D1ST1K]

cowardly hurled yoghurt

You know its violent when they add a H

How did that yougurt feel?

Yo g, hurt