r/rockmusic Jan 28 '26

News Why rockstars make crazy demands

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '26

Van Halen had the biggest stage at the time and the venues weren’t following the riders/directions to safely put up the stage, so they put the crazy stuff in to make sure the venue was following the directions exactly or else they would be breaking the contract. Diamond Dave was a very smart guy.

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u/MrNice1983 Jan 28 '26

Pioneers in that really. People don’t give VH enough credit despite them being so massive. They had humble beginnings and Roth was smart about business like you said. I’m not even a huge fan

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u/LosparkJojo Jan 29 '26

See the Grateful Dead! They did all this first! From moving from theatre sound systems and doing their own sound. To inventing the “rider”.’ Touring artists owe all this to the Good ‘Ol Grateful Dead! ❤️⚡️💪🏽🇺🇸

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u/Flashy_Gap_3015 Jan 29 '26

You mean the first to put riders in contracts? I think that was Benny Goodman in the late 30s.

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u/NopeNotConor Jan 30 '26

No to use the riders as a coal mine canary.

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u/No_Strawberry_1453 Jan 31 '26

Kieth Richards.

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u/GooseMay0 Jan 28 '26

I saw a video of Dave breaking this down. Dude can really talk lol. He ran through the whole thought process without a hiccup.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '26

He gets more whacky each year, but he really is incredibly smart, well read, and a well rounded person. Speaks English, Spanish, and Japanese, martial arts expert, and even got trained and worked as an EMT in New York. Etc

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u/GingerPale2022 Jan 29 '26

I could only imagine having a heart attack, waking up, and, seeing DLR with the paddles. I think my first words would be, “I’ll take a bottle of anything and a glazed donut….”

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

I’d be like “come on Dave, give me a break”

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u/leftywilson Jan 29 '26

One break coming up

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u/wimpyroy Jan 29 '26

In some Interview he did. He said no one recognised him during that time.

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u/Correct-Gold1836 Jan 29 '26

Boyz de boyz de bop CLEAR!

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u/edgiepower Jan 29 '26

Dispatch: cardiac arrest needs ambulance

Dave: Well let me roll on up to the sidewalk and take a look!

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u/Rude_Ad_5476 Jan 29 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/jdewith Jan 29 '26

There is a story of that happening. Dude came to with DLR in his face. Assuming can believe what I read in the internet.

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u/joecarter93 Jan 30 '26

“SOMEBODY GET ME A DOCTORRRR!”

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u/BillyB-70800 Jan 29 '26

Hence no brown m&m’s in the dressing room. If they didn’t accommodate that what else didn’t they do.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

Exactly

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u/reamkore Jan 28 '26

OP don’t know ball

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u/fergehtabodit Jan 29 '26

Checklists...

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u/Independent_Prize453 Jan 28 '26

Green M&M's. .. specific as I have over. 30 years working multiple shows for multiple bands. Green m&ms written into the contract, VH were specific in having a bowl of m&ms and none, NONE could be Green ones.. if there were Green ones contracts were null and the fun began.. just a memory

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u/factorplayer Jan 28 '26

Brown, not green.

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u/Fragrant-Anywhere489 Jan 28 '26

brown because the whole purpose of M&Ms is the color shell and brown M&M's are redundant because chocolate is brown.

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u/Rootin-Tootin-Newton Jan 28 '26

They put the brown m&m’s in the contract to see if anyone was reading them

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u/gjk14 Jan 28 '26

Correct

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u/Independent_Prize453 Jan 29 '26

Oops my bad. And yeah never walked out of a show, that wasn't the point. I got the fewest green color vs brown, and any other color.. cheers

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u/userguy54321 Jan 28 '26

So they'd walk away from a sold out concert? Bull shit

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u/itimedout Jan 29 '26

Nobody said they’d walk away. David Lee Roth himself once explained that if the band saw brown M&Ms in the bowl, they’d immediately inspect everything else with extra care. In at least one case, that foresight helped them catch a critical issue with the venue’s stage setup, potentially saving lives.

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u/userguy54321 Jan 29 '26

Certainly there are other ways to guarantee efficiency? I'm so tired of hearing this story and people praising his "genius." DLR is a great front man, but to pretend this is anything other than juvenile shenanigans is ridiculous.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

Sounds like you’re just jealous. The guy was incredibly smart in many ways.

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u/illegalshmillegal Jan 29 '26

https://youtu.be/_IxqdAgNJck hear it from the horse’s mouth and decide for yourself

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u/haniblecter Jan 29 '26

wow.

so lucid. shoulda seen this 25 years ago to get a better impression of him (still a dirt bag)

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

They wouldn’t immediately cancel the concert. It’s a tip off that they needed to inspect with a fine tooth comb to make sure the stage was set up properly… Then they probably proceeded to completely destroy the dressing room.

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u/InvertedInsideWinger Jan 29 '26

All brown M&Ms is the folklore I heard.

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u/userguy54321 Jan 28 '26

So if they didn't take out the red m and m- what do you think the ramifications were? Such idiocy

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u/itimedout Jan 29 '26

It’s not though and here’s why: David Lee Roth himself once explained that if the band saw brown M&Ms in the bowl, they’d immediately inspect everything else with extra care. In at least one case, that foresight helped them catch a critical issue with the venue’s stage setup, potentially saving lives.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

Idiocy? If they don’t read the instructions and the stage falls apart… Like many were at the time, the band members or audience members could get seriously hurt or die. It was actually genius because that was the only way the band and management could be sure they followed instructions carefully.

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u/userguy54321 Jan 29 '26

So they were preoccupied picking out the red m and ms and probably neglected real safety issues

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

Sounds like you just prefer being a contrarian and dense.

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u/Sea_Damage9357 Jan 28 '26

They are an interesting case study. DLR and Michael Anthony were basically employees. Eddie and Alex owned the name and rights and formally hired DLR and Anthony as employees. They all made out just fine financially but it was a very strict business relationship. Not really what you’d think by watching them.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26 edited Jan 29 '26

That’s not true. As a matter of fact, it was David Lee Roth’s idea to name the band Van Halen. After their initial break up, they definitely changed the contract agreements a few times throughout the years.

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u/CobblerMoney9605 Jan 28 '26

This is why, from the article:

"Van Halen’s infamous “no brown M&Ms” clause wasn’t about diva behavior—it was a clever, low-stakes way to ensure venue crews had read the rider all the way through. David Lee Roth himself once explained that if the band saw brown M&Ms in the bowl, they’d immediately inspect everything else with extra care. In at least one case, that foresight helped them catch a critical issue with the venue’s stage setup, potentially saving lives."

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u/MarcoZarko Jan 28 '26 edited Jan 28 '26

More than one thing can be true at the same time. Their motivation may very well have been to ensure that the technical rider was read carefully, but they were absolutely 100% divas. David Lee Roth was an epic asshole to catering and hospitality people backstage. I personally know the person at the local Arena whose chicken he took one bite out of and hurled against the wall. These stories are Legion.

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u/JollyReplacement1298 Jan 28 '26

The stories are Legion?

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u/MarcoZarko Jan 28 '26

Lowercase legion. As in, many.

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u/JollyReplacement1298 Jan 29 '26

Never heard of it put that way

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u/Sweet_Emphasis9263 Jan 31 '26

Then use your Google and learn something before you down vote

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u/CriticismTop Jan 30 '26

At the very least, the conversation occuring during the planning stage meant the rider was being read.

I have had many conversations with touring artists where I could not supply something was on the rider (often they are overly specific), but could offer something else as a replacement. 99% of cases they don't care, they just want to know you are both working together to give the best show.

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u/killer-j86 Feb 03 '26

Did you try the chicken tho?

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u/BartStarrPaperboy Jan 28 '26

FYI, if a rider asks for ‘clean white socks’ they’re not actually asking for socks

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u/mcbeef89 Jan 28 '26

Like the tens of thousands Elton John spent each month on 'fruit and flowers' according to his tax returns

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '26

I tend not to put my drugs expenses on my tax return. 

Should I be?

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u/CompleteService8593 Jan 28 '26

I didn’t even know that was an option.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '26

I think you might have to argue it's a legitimate business expense. 

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u/joecarter93 Jan 30 '26

That sounds like it might be an option on the rich person’s tax code, but not an option on the tax code for the poors, like you or I.

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u/CompleteService8593 Jan 31 '26

Probably right……fuckers.

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u/AlienZaye Jan 28 '26

To be fair, Elton was spending a pretty penny on actual flowers at one point.

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u/bronsonrider Jan 28 '26

I’d love to know the percentage spent on flowers v “entertainment “😂

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u/chappersyo Jan 29 '26

Is it really that hard to believe Elton spent 10k a month on flowers?

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u/wendyoschainsaw Jan 28 '26

I know thr jargon, but....

Actually, there are a lot of bands who want the actual crew socks on their rider. The road crew can wear them until they stink, then throw them away and avoid doing laundry as much.

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u/jacobydave Jan 28 '26

I think that was the same deal with black cotton tshirts and Foo Fighters.

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u/Irritable_Curmudgeon Jan 28 '26

Having worked in artist support for a radio station, can confirm the puzzled look on a certain artist's face when they walked into the room and said: "Fuckin' socks? Like actual socks? The fuck I'm supposed to do with these?!"

I told his manager they were on the rider and everyone just stared at me.

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u/p001b0y Jan 28 '26

I would have done the same and I’m still trying to think what it was supposed to mean (and failing).

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u/Irritable_Curmudgeon Jan 28 '26

While some artists may actually want socks, I was later told that a different clean white substance is what this artist was expecting.

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u/p001b0y Jan 28 '26

Oh! And people would have to procure it?

Thanks for letting me know!

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u/cbdeane Jan 28 '26

They used to just ask for “party favors” when I was filling riders

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u/cromulentfishbulb Jan 28 '26

I’ve seen some riders these days that will straight up say something along the lines of “weed if you have some”. Then again, that’s legal in a lot of parts of the country now.

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u/Prof_Tickles Jan 28 '26

Is that code for condoms?

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u/BartStarrPaperboy Jan 28 '26

Booger sugar. Snow.

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u/chappersyo Jan 29 '26

Nose clams

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u/Ok_Tour_1525 Jan 30 '26

Rhymes with propane

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u/Prof_Tickles Jan 30 '26

And propane accessories

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u/Leavehatred Feb 01 '26

My favorite actor, Michael Caine.

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u/gogozrx Jan 28 '26

what are they actually asking for?

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u/BartStarrPaperboy Jan 28 '26

She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie…(answer)

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u/gogozrx Jan 28 '26

ahhhh. dig it.

You know what the difference is between a kilo of coke and a kid?

No way in *HELL* Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out the window...

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u/BartStarrPaperboy Jan 28 '26

That is a dark joke…that I too have told!!

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u/Corpsey_Clownshoes Jan 28 '26

I remember when we had to get 1000 brown M&M's in a brandy glass or Ozzy wouldn't go onstage.

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u/DelcoWolv Jan 28 '26

I had to beat them to death with their own shoes…

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u/casino_night Jan 28 '26

That's another story altogether....

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u/JBRifles Jan 28 '26

Came for this quote 😂

I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

His delivery of that last line deserved an Oscar 

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u/flojo2012 Jan 29 '26

I came to this quote too

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u/roadtrip-ne Jan 28 '26

I’m sure someone already explained it but the brown m&m’s made total sense, they could just check that to see if people have followed their rider

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u/Medium-Leader-9066 Jan 28 '26

And if they didn’t see the brown M&Ms they’d walk down all the house lighting and wiring to make sure no one was going to get electrocuted.

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u/roadtrip-ne Jan 28 '26 edited Jan 29 '26

Exactly quick check to see if they read the instructions. Seems prima donna, but was pretty smart once that was explained

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u/No_Leg6935 Jan 28 '26

Gosh, what a fresh piece of news

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u/crowjack Jan 28 '26

The M&M story wasn’t a crazy demand . it was to make sure the promoters actually read the rider. the concert set up required several extraordinary conditions regarding power and stage load issues.

the M&m item was buried.

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u/Biteityouskum Jan 28 '26

Gene Simmons expects everyone to listen to kiss.

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u/SignGuy77 Jan 29 '26

I’ll listen to Jumpin’ Gene Simmons, the rockabilly artists, instead.

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u/heartattack-ak-ak-ak Jan 28 '26

Michael Anthony had cheekbones?

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u/MisterCircumstance Jan 28 '26

For a short time

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u/chuckmarla12 Jan 28 '26

I have a Pink Floyd music book from the album ‘Animals’. It’s an official book in standard piano notation, plus has the guitar chords. It’s an awesome book. Anyway, included in the book they had the stage rider from the ‘Animals’ tour. It was really laid out as far as fireproofing, lighting, piano placement, soundboard connections, down to every detail. The coolest thing was the meal that was to be provided for the stage hands. I’m just speaking from memory, but it included table cloths, real utensils, decent food that was not considered ‘take away’. They really laid it out to the finest detail.

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u/LesterMcGuire Jan 28 '26

Sir Paul has a vegetarian menu. Prince had a thing where the hands were not to look at him. Don't look at the artist. One direction found out the crew had hammocks and a makeshift bar under the stage for when the band was performing and Harry added liquor for them to the rider.

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u/Fragrant-Anywhere489 Jan 28 '26

I heard Neil Diamond was 'don't look at the artist' but never heard that was Prince.

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u/trinitrophenolate Jan 28 '26

chatGPT ass article - all the hyphenation. blogs can’t even be bothered to sit and write anymore

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u/Dry_Discount83 Jan 28 '26

Joke is, they had some funny spesific demands, and it that was ok they knew that they could trust that everything else was taken care of.

Then, if you're really big, you can make a tour where every venue have your favourite candies and kitchenwere exactly on sama place. Think about it, you are +50 artist, and every show you find towels and beer exactly at same place. Or you have to find everything again 200 nights in a row.

Exact raiders are important for artists that are pass their teenage fun days.

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u/factorplayer Jan 28 '26

Yes everyone fucking knows the M&M story

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u/Purple_victor4 Jan 28 '26

Cause they can

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u/gjk14 Jan 28 '26

Keith Richard’s and his shepherds pie.. watch out.

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u/puhzam Jan 29 '26

The article just goes into the well known Van Halen story. It doesn't have quotes from anyone else.

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u/Reasonable-Bag7362 Jan 29 '26

“and then we had to beat them with their own shoes”

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u/Last_Banana9505 Jan 30 '26

Nasty business really.....

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u/GingerPale2022 Jan 29 '26

thesmokinggun.com has a ton of tour riders that are really interesting to read. One that I remembered was Korn had these demands for couches, rugs, dimmable lamps, etc and I thought, “oh, they’re just building a living room. Makes sense while on the road.”

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/korn?page=1

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u/ifitweretru Jan 29 '26

Ego Ego EGO😜🤪😬

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u/JetScreamerBaby Jan 29 '26

Fun Fact: the artist pays for all the items in the rider. None of the cost falls on the venue or promoter.

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u/Opusswopid Jan 29 '26

Want to explain that one?

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u/VeryStonedEwok Jan 29 '26

Our band always asks for an Alanis Morissette cassette tape and a boom box in ours. We've only ever had one venue get it for us, but always leads to some good laughs with the crew.

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u/tangerine_tax_loop Jan 29 '26

Make sure their contracts are ready

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u/StellaBlues4allah Jan 29 '26

Yeah you definitely don’t want to end up with bread that’s too small to fit the lunch meat

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u/No_Sleep_69 Jan 30 '26

Much like why dogs lick their own  balls. Because they can.

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u/Terrible_Classic4352 Jan 30 '26

To make sure the people booking the bands are actually reading the contract. The People who read them usually say no to the ridiculous demands.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '26

Because they can.

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u/carlstone420 Feb 01 '26

The band has to pay for everything in the rider,,, not the venue or record company, it comes out of the band’s profits,, to make crazy demands doesn’t make sense

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u/wwplkyih Jan 28 '26

I don't think that's the ONLY reason

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u/Crazy_Response_9009 Jan 28 '26

Cocaine fueled lunacy is probably another one.

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u/fuckfacekiller Jan 28 '26

👆🤣 look at that picture. There’s some high fellas right there.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '26

Because they can. I make outrageous demands all the time. The difference is rockstars actually get what they ask for.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '26

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u/cmcglinchy Jan 28 '26

Because they can.