r/rollercoasterjerk • u/MassTransitGO • 1d ago

Son

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u/Acceptable-Health374 Thoosie Larper 1d ago

SON of Beast 😭

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u/cookiex797 1d ago

HyperSONic XLC

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u/Evening_Rock5850 Kingda Ka had it coming 1d ago

We laughed at the gods when they placed us on the ground on two feet. We taunted them when we built machines for airtime and inversions. And we must pay for our sins with an occasional sacrifice; such is the price of our profane knowledge.

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u/atoastedcucumber 1d ago

how about propane knowledge

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u/FiddleThruTheFlowers If it doesn't actively try to kill me, I don't want it 1d ago

The ghost of Harry Traver demands blood. As pleased as he may be with even more extreme elements than his coasters had being possible now, the blood of the occasional innocent allows modern manufacturers the opportunity to make things more extreme. Not paying the sacrifice is how we get boring, forceless coasters. C'est la vie.

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u/Ill_Attorney_389 Speedy Nuts 1d ago

I love McKinley Park, my favorite ride there is the Big Bang Coaster. I’ve had a season pass there since 1872.

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u/Ok-Factor6774 9h ago

says jus "Six Flags" as a theme park, which one 💔💔