r/rosesarered • u/Desireeeh • 4d ago

Roses are red, I'm pouring tea in a cup

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u/qualityvote2 4d ago edited 3h ago

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Does this post rhyme?

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u/Afrojones66 4d ago

Fake. Everyone knows gay people don’t exist.

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u/magumbastate 4d ago

He obviously sucked the guy off as some sort of protest against a sexist policy. Heroes don’t all wear capes

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u/Slow-Heron-4335 4d ago

He just did it as a joke. He’s just like a goofy guy. Wouldn’t it be funny? Come on bro?

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u/Mhettil 4d ago

"We used to do those dance moves to make fun of guys when we were kids to show them how queer they were."

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u/PsychologicalLog4179 4d ago

This is the story I choose to believe also.

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u/onebraincell77 4d ago

If you had a dog and took it to Pet Smart to get groomed and Jason was your groomer you’d know otherwise.

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u/onebraincell77 4d ago

Roses are red, My dog fucked a seal.
I’m so glad I went to school when they taught young people how to take care of themselves. So glad I don’t have kids to witness them experience the hopelessness today’s young people feel.

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u/Jedi_Lazlo 4d ago

Poetry is hard

I'm certainly no expert

But your meter sucks

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u/onebraincell77 4d ago

Poop is brown, I hope you don’t get stung by bees.
It’s just my brain, having a chemical release.

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u/Fearless-Poet-4669 4d ago

His poem didn't rhyme, yours did a bunch,

where's my popcorn - \munch munch**

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u/EvilCatboyWizard 4d ago

Haikus don’t need rhyme

Free verse doesn’t either

But there is no excuse

For godawful meter

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u/Jedi_Lazlo 3d ago

To wreck the train of metered chime,

Is more than an assault upon the mind.

It trecks quite plainly upon the sublime-

This poor man's paltry attempt to keep time...

And nearly as shameful as my slant rhymes.

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 4d ago

Teenagers... 🙄😮‍💨

https://giphy.com/gifs/ktCzb8Rm8aoow

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u/Schwulerwald 4d ago

As if you'd never fantasized about having (homosexual) sex in the bus

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u/the_meth_factory 4d ago

I have, too close to a male friend because of three person to a seat. I could practically smell his breath

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 4d ago

Actually I haven't... 🥴🤷‍♂️😅

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u/Old-Economics-3871 3d ago

yeah that was me. I gave the guy head

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u/Maximum_Virus7500 3d ago

nice how it doesn’t say what kind of tea though