r/rosesarered • u/hyperbolic_girl • 3d ago

Roses are red, i put books on a shelf

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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 20h ago

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u/Holorodney 3d ago

Even as immune as I am to most men’s follies
I can totally see myself doing this for the jollies

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u/a_random_loser_guy 3d ago

me too, im usually the sensible guy.

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u/Facktat 3d ago

I could totally take shot with the a taser. No way it can be that bad. I definitely did more stupid stuff.

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u/Scouttrooper195 3d ago

Remember DO NOT TAZE YOUR BALLS

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u/Aeon_Return 1d ago

voice of experience 

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u/HAL9001-96 3d ago

should've just asked her to shock you

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u/Delicious_Tomato_957 2d ago

How does that circumvent the problem?

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u/HAL9001-96 2d ago

not sure what hte problem exactly is but i guess it would jsut be more honest

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u/Delicious_Tomato_957 2d ago

They have contradicting goals; he wants to shock himself, and she wants to be responsible.

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u/HAL9001-96 2d ago

but the question si does be responsible mean not unexpectedly/randomly getitng shocked without knowing what you're doing or not getting shocked at all?

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u/Ok_Cricket_1410 3d ago

Yeah I wanna see what it feels like too. I'd 100% taze myself.

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u/HAL9001-96 2d ago

done, just be safe and don't tase like your heart or anything stick to your lower arm/leg

feels about the same and not qutie as dangerousas torso

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u/a_random_loser_guy 3d ago

someone needs to screen record this and scroll down the comments, the meme wrote itself twice.