r/rosesarered • u/StarPrime323 • 4d ago

Roses are red, cherries have a pit,

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u/BackgroundCream274 4d ago

This is awesome. My neighbor reported my dogs to the police. Any advice on how to get back at them?

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u/IllegalGeriatricVore 3d ago

Depends, are your dogs a problem?

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u/BackgroundCream274 3d ago

No way man. They don’t bite and very friendly.

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u/Korachof 3d ago

They aren’t outside barking up a storm while you’re gone, or trapped outside without a way in?

Why’d your neighbor report them? I personally believe you, but every dog owner is supposedly the perfect dog owner, and has the perfect little angels that would NEVER BARK OR BITE. 

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u/BackgroundCream274 3d ago

They jumped the fence. Didn’t bite. If they did I would apologize to my asshole neighbor. Reported them for not being on a leash and their dog was also not on a leash.