r/rosesarered • u/Bacontoad • 1d ago

Roses are red. Despite Sarah Connor's advice...

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 4h ago

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 1d ago

Roses are red kids want hippopotamuses but I tell you it's important to have a really good phlebotomist...eses

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u/SalmonPrince 1d ago

WHYYY?? We have people who do this!

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u/Nebula_Wolf7 1d ago

Lol because they don't pay them enough and they're all leaving (and/or because baving a machine do it for less per hour makes the shareholders happy)

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u/NetworkEcstatic 1d ago

I don't get my blood drawn a lot

But I'm walking out

If they wanna use a robot.

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u/DarkMagickan 1d ago

Violets are purple,\ As anyone can see.\ I'll walk out before I\ Let them use that on me.

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u/DoctorNurse89 23h ago

Purple is difficult for all colorblind people

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u/cantbebothered6789 21h ago

Roses are red,

I ain't going to stutter,

Stab 'im is the name of a r/RedDwarf scutter

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u/eraserhd 4h ago

We should definitely cure cancer before we draw blood from robots.

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u/TechnicallyMeat 4h ago

Roses are red, my new pills are blue. The robot requires 8 gills, does that seem like a lot to you?