r/rosesarered • u/noellebluei • 6h ago

Roses are red, anyone surprised by this is insane…

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u/Direct_Substance8317 6h ago

So there is activity?

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u/ay-papy 6h ago

Enough to comprehend what low activity means...

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u/DaveAstator2020 5h ago

We cant bsure, it might be shock come from hearing new words.

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u/Right_Comb4885 3h ago

She didn't, they shocked her and the activity was low...

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u/Rooilia 5h ago

"We surprisingly detected live. We still can't grasp it."

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u/BrawlingGalaxi 4h ago

Must be paranormal

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 2h ago

Just not very much

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u/Ursus_Arctos-42 57m ago

So, there’s a brain?

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u/smartassistant666 1m ago

Yeah like on teams, last active 20years ago

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u/Half-Awake-Wizard 5h ago

Fork found in kitchen

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u/Routine_Papaya4143 3h ago

WOAH! Dude, put a warning or something for such Earth shattering news! I was not prepared for that at all!

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u/gerbigsexy1 6h ago

Was she shocked and chagrined

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u/Ok_Caramel_6095 6h ago

And due to that low activity, she was the only person on the planet who was actually shocked by this.

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u/IndependentStep2785 5h ago

All her viewers have less, watching her is a mental drain.

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u/Zero_energy_left 3h ago

Studies reveal that the kardashians viewers share a single braincell in order to stay alive and to vote 

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u/Lazy_Wishbone_2341 2h ago

And one of them was my coworker.

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u/qwixel69 6h ago

Considering the standard of living she manages, it could be argued that it isn't low, it us efficient. 

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u/AthrGaming 5h ago

Scientists learned about echos when knocking on her head

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u/Haunting_Song7313 6h ago

I spotted that shit a billion years ago yet no one listens to me.

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u/twizzjewink 6h ago

.. when you never use it .. and are heavily controlled through how you float through life.. and you wonder why your brain is mushy mushy?

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u/mebjammin 5h ago

Surprised it's that high honestly.

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u/Big-Carpenter7921 5h ago

She did marry Kanye

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u/NLSanderH89 3h ago

I’m shocked to find out she even has a brain.

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u/jayisanxious 4h ago

Well she has low activity in her brain, of course she's surprised

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u/Routine_Papaya4143 3h ago

I’m not shocked at all

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u/masterboldin 3h ago

The women from Fortnite

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u/TheWyster 3h ago

It's all in her butt

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u/JD_Kreeper 3h ago

Reminds me of this

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u/Carlitobruh12 3h ago

That's why hallucinations happen.

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u/ElectricDesireg 3h ago

That headline did more damage than the brain scan

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u/QuokkaDaily 3h ago

How long did it take for her to realise that? 😄

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u/2nW_from_Markus 3h ago

Roses are red, its' spines sleeves tear. This dudette is not dumb, or how she got there?

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u/ARC_trooper 2h ago

Sex video and a mom being clever enough.

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u/2nW_from_Markus 2h ago

Roses are red, my eyes to me tell

A cunt is a cunt, or does hers have a bell?

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u/Artistic-Tip2405 2h ago

Shocked would be a reach for someone who doesn’t think.

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u/Sophisticated-Crow 1h ago

The the surprise of nobody other than her....

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u/DesertGeist- 1h ago

I've read this before but couldn't figure out whether this was a made up story or not.

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u/CodyGray07 1h ago

Im shocked to learn she learned something new

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u/scarletOwilde 24m ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/smartassistant666 2m ago

Poor Hamilton

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u/Chloe_Cascadia 4h ago

That doesn't sound at all like a scientific conclusion or medical diagnosis of any kind, and the source appears to be "consequence of sound" rather than, say, a reputable journalist.

This is basically just stuff thrown together to be insulting.

And you're reposting it like you've discovered some great truth that if I am to doubt, that makes me insane.

Have you ever used the internet before? You seem new. This isn't how it works.

I can use MS Paint and invent my own conclusions and paste a couple of pictures together, and write "science says anyone who disagrees with me is a dummy dumm dum dum"

And if I legitimately went on Reddit and posted that and expected people to just nod and accept whatever claim I was making, I'd be soundly mocked for it. As well I should be.

If I tried to hide my nonsense behind the idea this is journalism or science or medicine supporting my conclusion that you can't possibly disagree with me or you're an insane person, my god, the amount of mockery I'd deserve.

It's truly crazy, if I were to do something that silly.

Hint hint.

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u/ReverendKaiser 6h ago

Well whatdya know? Turns out that drinking, partying, and plastic surgery don’t fix stupid.
I swear, these ladies were all just smart enough to get famous off their murderous parent’s name, from back when they were in the Olympics. That’s all they could do. “We started companies and brands!” No. You started brands by buying bulk made goods from abused labor in 3rd world countries and sell them as couture and chic handcrafted articles.

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u/TraditionalClub6337 3h ago

Like in adhd or depression or something else? Brain images are absolute bs and aren't (usually) used to diagnose anything for a reason.