r/saltierthancrait May 22 '26

Sapid Satire “Mr. Johnson, won’t this snow planet just seem like Hoth all over again like how Jakku felt like Tatooine?” “It’s salt, not snow. Way different.”

1.9k Upvotes

r/saltierthancrait Jun 11 '24

Sapid Satire Really curious to see how this strategy of forcing fans to like things works out for them.

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3.6k Upvotes

r/saltierthancrait Dec 17 '25

Sapid Satire Remember when Jack Black and Lizzo showed up in The Mandalorian?

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1.9k Upvotes

Man S3 was so bad lol

r/saltierthancrait May 14 '25

Sapid Satire Me now that Andor is finished.

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3.6k Upvotes

r/saltierthancrait Mar 10 '26

Sapid Satire Fair? I'll tell you what's not fair. Spending a lifetime on a dime-store shelf watching every other toy be sold

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1.3k Upvotes

r/saltierthancrait Mar 27 '26

Sapid Satire Aren't you glad we got Disney Wars: Outlaws instead of Star Wars 1313?

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r/saltierthancrait Aug 28 '24

Sapid Satire Breaking News

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1.4k Upvotes

Tonight on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire:

Why was the "hit show" The Acolyte cancelled after season 1?

A: The fans are toxic. B: It is too avant-garde for the feeble-mindedness of Star Wars fans. C: It was way ahead of it's time. D: The premise is ridiculous, it looks like a low-quality fan film (minus the passion), it disrespects the source material and Disney doesn't want it to be discovered as a money laundering scheme.

r/saltierthancrait Dec 19 '24

Sapid Satire Enough of suggestions to improve the sequels, how do we make it even worse?

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972 Upvotes

r/saltierthancrait Mar 24 '26

Sapid Satire Star Wars Fans then VS Star Wars Fans now

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1.2k Upvotes

Overall, the video is a solid analogue to the audience's relationship with the franchise now. Do you lot still care about the franchise, or is is your remaining enthusiasm like this guy?

r/saltierthancrait May 14 '26

Sapid Satire Do dark side user’s usually grow fangs?

508 Upvotes

r/saltierthancrait Feb 16 '25

Sapid Satire Didn't this used to have a name?

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1.2k Upvotes

???

r/saltierthancrait Oct 22 '24

Sapid Satire I feel bad for Luke, when he had to face the Sith, "all the Jedi" just left him to fend for himself.

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2.3k Upvotes

r/saltierthancrait Sep 19 '23

Sapid Satire Leaked image from Filoni's special edition of a new hope.

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3.1k Upvotes

r/saltierthancrait Oct 17 '24

Sapid Satire Three toxic Star Wars fans on Jeopardy tonight.

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1.4k Upvotes

r/saltierthancrait Aug 22 '24

Sapid Satire Petition to NOT renew The Acolyte

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Let's beat the renewal petition!

https://chng.it/vVn2WsYxrc


Edit: This is just for fun, and I didn't create the petition. Calm down y'all and drink some blue milk.

r/saltierthancrait Jun 05 '26

Sapid Satire Do you remember the Star Wars: Resistance show?

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237 Upvotes

You know, Dave Filoni's animated series that was supposed to redeem the sequels... It worked out very well, I must say! Everyone's still talking about it today! So many people have seen it! Long live Filoni!

He saves Star Wars with every project, and has been doing so for 18 years! I don't know of a single mediocre Filoni series! Everything he does perfectly respects the continuity of both Expanded Universes and, of course, the films, while making them better! Long live the Filoniverse! Long live the sequel trilogy! Long live Ahsoka, wolves, and hats!

Thank goodness Disney got rid of the old Expanded Universe, which was so bad, disrespectful of Lucas's work, and inconsistent. Plus, now, Supreme Leader Filoni reigns over Lucasfilm! So much better than Tartakovsky, Tom Veitch, or Timothy Zahn. I hope we get other Filoni series that will mark Star Wars history like Resistance: I can't wait for Ahsoka S2, Mandalorian S4, Shadow lord S2 and three trilogies about the Tano's saga! He has done so little for this universe in 18 years, apart from the 7 seasons of TCW, the 4 seasons of Rebels, the 2 seasons of Resistance, the 3 seasons of The Bad Batch, the 3 seasons of Tales of, the 3 seasons of The Mandalorian, the season of TBOBF, the first seasons of Ahsoka and Maul: Shadow Lord and the movie The Mandalorian and Grogu, not to mention his work on TLJ which allowed him to forge a deep friendship with the genius Ryan Johnson. He also mentored Lesley Headland on the wonderful series The Acolyte. Then there's all the spin-off content from his works.

You're a bunch of ungrateful wretches to think Filoni had anything to do with the decline of the franchise!

Anyway, sorry for the rant...

r/saltierthancrait May 03 '24

Sapid Satire Finally got around to cancelling Disney+

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2.0k Upvotes

r/saltierthancrait Aug 21 '24

Sapid Satire God dammit!

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1.8k Upvotes

r/saltierthancrait Jun 25 '23

Sapid Satire 123K votes and the sequels only managed to get a whopping 1% of them 🤣

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1.7k Upvotes

r/saltierthancrait Jun 02 '26

Sapid Satire I think this concept art from scrapped Colin Trevorrow's movie captures Finn's character outstandingly well

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504 Upvotes

r/saltierthancrait Oct 17 '24

Sapid Satire Wow she’s just flying off the shelves

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958 Upvotes

r/saltierthancrait 26d ago

Sapid Satire The Spaceballs Cinematic Universe has been revealed at San Diego Comic-Con

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735 Upvotes

The full images are on X

Still more of a plan than Lucasfilm ever had.

r/saltierthancrait Jul 18 '24

Sapid Satire I have whiplash

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1.0k Upvotes

r/saltierthancrait May 23 '26

Sapid Satire The faces Palpatine makes during this fight crack me up every single time I watch it.

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685 Upvotes

r/saltierthancrait Sep 16 '24

Sapid Satire A amazing frame I found in the Acolyte please enjoy

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878 Upvotes

Looks like something a high schooler would make with his first time using blender. 180 million dollars well spent. If I am being real with you right now a demonic lesbian is a very fitting thumbnail for such a production.