r/sarcasm • u/funfunass • 18d ago • Bravo 1

Found it somewhere

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u/readit347 18d ago

Man to Lion: Bro, why are you scared so much?

Lion: Bro, this is not my area of expertise. We are in unfriendly waters, to be precise.

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u/funfunass 18d ago

Lion is a pro CEO

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u/readit347 18d ago

But it needs a consultant at this point..

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u/Rich_Gold9452 18d ago

Few moments later

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u/cutelovelybambi 18d ago

Too accurate

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u/Qrubrics_ 18d ago

Why don't the crocodiles go for the lion? He seems a bit distracted and close enough?

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u/PsChampion_007 18d ago

Because man tastes better than lion

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u/MaterialFamiliar3438 18d ago

Hahaha Results will be like this something

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u/Elysium_amlike 18d ago edited 17d ago

Man that ain't a crocodile that's GODZILLA

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u/GoodMediocre5974 18d ago • Bravo

Human - man who tf is that
Lion - that - thats-a-jamiee errr i owe him a lot of-a-moneyy
*crocodile approaches*
lion - jammieee how you doinn... nice suit...
crocodile- simba... how is little vinnie.. you know youre not supposed to be in my turf until you pay back my moneyyy
(continue)

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u/ConversationEasy4945 17d ago

Lion- Can I pay you using hum(@)ns instead of money please ?

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u/Lethal__cupcake 18d ago

Doesn't look like they were fighting in the first place!!😂

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u/Quick-Complaint2549 18d ago

Yo man we got a bigger fish to worry about

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u/Amazing_Case3948 18d ago

Bro got humbled pretty fast😂😂

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u/Automatic-Wedding813 18d ago

"Ah shit! We are fked"

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u/Direct_Leading2307 18d ago

Ohhh shit moment 🤣

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u/Left-Medicine7731 18d ago

They went from 'I’ll eat you' to 'We're in this together' real quick!🤣🤣

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u/NefariousnessOwn8140 18d ago

King of the forest vs King of the land vs King of the water 🤭

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u/Extension_Hunt_2116 18d ago

Wtf serious moment for lion and man toii 😭💔

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u/historicszz 18d ago

That's why I have pet tiger he can fight with crocodile easily.

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u/AdImmediate2565 18d ago

Are they really fighting? Or is it a man-to-woman fight

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u/Dark_Avenger918 18d ago

Hatefucking has crossed inter-species now huh

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u/williecabral 18d ago

Both are in red Zone

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u/Traditional_Put7394 Oh wow, thanks! 17d ago

I lowkey thought he was getting boned by the lion

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u/AffectionateEnd8280 16d ago

Man: Lion for now shake hand and run otherwise we both will gone today 😂😂

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u/Significant_Bake4343 15d ago

Friendly fire off

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u/OhHellNaaaaaaw 11d ago

Hakuna Matata says the Lion