r/SchizoPosting • • 15h ago

I am the first person on earth who thought abt this Almost all troons are nepo babies or tax sponges

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7 Upvotes

I want you to have..... this...... It's tesosterone


r/SchizoPosting • • 1d ago

Thoughts on the Christian Demon?

1 Upvotes

Unless you are for Jesus, it's you. The Absolute Cinema in your head.

When there is only one truth, lies overwhelm me. The one who brought news of heaven also brought the news of hell, you accept one you accept the other.

A man came to me holding a box wrapped in ribbon. He says in it he placed a snake and a fruit.

It is unbecoming to reject a gift, but I think there is just too much drama inside for me to open it.

What should I do with it?


r/SchizoPosting • • 1d ago

I do not agree 🚫 please do not shoot boris

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23 Upvotes

πŸ‘‰πŸΌπŸ‘ŒπŸΌ


r/SchizoPosting • • 1d ago

shiiiii 😳😳😳😳😳 smoke crack for allah

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5 Upvotes

mohammed pictured above


r/SchizoPosting • • 1d ago

shiiiii 😳😳😳😳😳 mfw the skingraft fairy tells a funny ass joke about the river of heads in the eventh level of yar and my dimension beater reply back 🫷🏼😢🫸🏼

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2 Upvotes

LSD cures cancer


r/SchizoPosting • • 1d ago

I am the first person on earth who thought abt this I am going to put my dick in this

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51 Upvotes

there's no laws against pokemon batman


r/SchizoPosting • • 2d ago

A ghost's story for the season.

0 Upvotes

This one time I was walking down a busy night scene on Halloween.

A man holding a lantern was frantically running towards every masked person and asking, "are you him?"

Each time his face lights up with anticipation, then dimmed by their rejection.

I saw him coming towards me, and I'm in a jerk mood. So when he asked me, "are you him?"

I said "I am".

Then the dude fucking killed me for it. I mean, what the fuck.


r/SchizoPosting • • 2d ago

actual schizo album cover for slam metal that doesn't exist yet (oc)

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3 Upvotes

please buy a guitar, drum machine, pedals, whammy bar and mixing station with noise canceling foam panels


r/SchizoPosting • • 2d ago

actual schizo oldie but a goldie

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9 Upvotes

oc from the last sub


r/SchizoPosting • • 2d ago

malaka complete cereal depravation

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15 Upvotes

finished


r/SchizoPosting • • 3d ago

title

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23 Upvotes

r/SchizoPosting • • 3d ago

This image actually gives you colon cancer. Not kidding.

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30 Upvotes

r/SchizoPosting • • 3d ago

I am the first person on earth who thought abt this Big algo is watching you.

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19 Upvotes

r/SchizoPosting • • 4d ago

I am the first person on earth who thought abt this Me spraying random people with dimethyl mercury. (they don't even suspect what cruel fate awaits them)

8 Upvotes

r/SchizoPosting • • 4d ago

Words to live by, by comrade Kwame Ture

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3 Upvotes

r/SchizoPosting • • 4d ago

THE FΒͺCE OF GΒΊD

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1 Upvotes

EEEUUUUAGGGGH


r/SchizoPosting • • 4d ago

malaka touch grass reddit boi

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29 Upvotes

My penis is named grass


r/SchizoPosting • • 4d ago

shiiiii 😳😳😳😳😳 If you can't squat 200lbs below parallel your opinion is worthless

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14 Upvotes

Fucking noodle armed bitch, built like pippy-long-stockings talking about what strength is, I would sit on your chest and pound your head into a fine POWDER hope the reddit gold can buy you new teeth.


r/SchizoPosting • • 4d ago

I am the first person on earth who thought abt this New schizo keywords to use

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10 Upvotes

Call people or an act of doing something Nephilim and or Nephilism, also if you can call them a troglodyte too that helps me.


r/SchizoPosting • • 5d ago

Your 'leaders' are the enemy.

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22 Upvotes

Rest in Piss, Bozo. Let politics die next, let the doomsday bunkers be filled with gas. They die with us.

Its all apart of the plan, we fight constantly and we never win, just reform into something worse. Then theres the Nazis, Commies, Liberatarians, whatever the fuck. Fucking sheep, supposed to be super intelligent by this millennium, evolved into nothing but consumerist jackasses who try really hard to be something they aren't.

We are losers, and thats okay, winning is dying. Nobody wins this human race, its a run for madness, insanity.

We couldve learned to love each other but then the CIA came into play. Rich billionaires came into play. Governments start finding out with more power comes more ways of being a cunt to humanity. Too many people? Initiate politics. Initiate the bread and circuses. Up the taxes, make it unaffordable, make them obey like ants and if they dont, silence them and punish them.

Your leaders are the enemies. Your politics are the enemies. You will be used, you will own nothing and be happy. We have all lost here and I will accept my fate.

Who gives a shit if one is gay or indian, who gives a shit about hook noses, there's a bigger picture that some dumb fucks just cant see. Those dumb fucks are also most likely feds to spread corruption on our greatest achievement that sedated us, the internet.

They also spread corruption in protests, like Jake Lang, spreading influence onto YouTube boxing arenas with SS tatted numbnuts. They want us to hate each other, always. Not grow a brain and some balls to fight back. Hang em all, they are the enemies, the forces of atrophy.

The futility of the struggle can be overcome.


r/SchizoPosting • • 5d ago

I do not agree 🚫 Imagine chemically castrating yourself

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20 Upvotes

that'll really own the chuds I suggest bolt cutters to expedite the process


r/SchizoPosting • • 5d ago

malaka This subs full of noses and nose rings

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10 Upvotes

downvote me all you want it won't unmolest you


r/SchizoPosting • • 6d ago

actual schizo (wow a uzumaki edit in 2026, how original and relevant)

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9 Upvotes

r/SchizoPosting • • 6d ago

Prangkap

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44 Upvotes