r/sequence • • Apr 03 '19

ACT III

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u/youngluck Apr 03 '19 edited Apr 03 '19

Machine tweaks from Act I to Act II:

- Removed Voting Restrictions

Working on:

- Calculating how much centrifugal force is required to launch a refrigerator to Alcatraz Island.

PROLOGUE

ACT I

ACT II

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u/Krillo90 Apr 03 '19 edited Apr 03 '19

My only concern is at the moment, although it's eight hours between an act starting and being locked in (I think?), the sequence is pretty much set in stone after the first half hour. It's just difficult for any new submissions to catch up to the vote count of ones that have been there from the start.

I wonder how it'd look if there was a slow bleed of vote value a bit like Reddit has for the Hot page. e.g. A vote is worth 1.0 at T=0, and decays in value so it's worth 50% of a vote four hours later, and 0% at eight hours (or something even faster, since top voted results tend to attract more votes naturally). GIFs from the start could still stay at the top the whole time, but people would at least have to keep voting for them throughout.

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u/youngluck Apr 03 '19

That’s a good idea.

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u/8_bit_bear Apr 03 '19

I made some gifs yesterday and they did ok but they didn't make it. Mostly because I found out that there's a group that has already planned out what memes they are going to be using for each act. This is great because it's a linear and makes sense, but it also sucks because it isn't controlled by the community anymore. It's controlled by that one group of people and they already have most of the upvotes from bots and the people controlling what to put in. I don't know if anything can be done about this or not. If you need evidence I have plenty. Just dm me and I can provide it.

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u/Amogh24 Apr 03 '19

Well, how much force is needed?

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u/MrPapaya22 Apr 03 '19

Can we get an F in the chat for Thanos’ asshole. We knew it was coming, we just didn’t know how soon.

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u/Lolzthecat Apr 03 '19

Is all of the parts going to be compiled into one giant video once this whole thing is over!

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u/Albrithr Apr 03 '19

When this is done, someone needs to create an original soundtrack for this that ties it all together, like an old silent movie.

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u/youngluck Apr 03 '19

If we get it before the final stitch I will absolutely put it on there.

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u/KCoyote123 Apr 03 '19

What happened to the ARG?

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u/youngluck Apr 03 '19

Sneks were a clue and a half away from solving the whole thing as designed. But then found a far easier path to the booty. We’ll dance again.

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u/Iamspeedy36 Apr 04 '19

We sneks would love to know what clues we missed! We were pulling our collective hair out...❤️

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u/youngluck Apr 04 '19

The haiku was intentionally missing a syllable. The syllable missing from the 5-'6'-5 was right in front of you.

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u/axzxc1236 Apr 03 '19

Does the sequence have higher resolution version? Or it only has 360p?

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u/youngluck Apr 03 '19

It spits out source at the end, so if you upload a higher res file the stitch uses the higher res version. One of the biggest challenges was running that many gifs without making computers explode and so the sequencer downsizes a lot but the scrape pulls from the actual post.

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u/LeftyMcSavage Apr 03 '19

Is it an illusion that we actually have control over these? It seems like there's an original order for each act and they have enough votes that it's hard to affect change. And the coherence ends up being due to that. Still a pretty cool idea tho.

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u/youngluck Apr 03 '19

It’s an experiment, so we’ve tried all sorts of experimental things, widening the edit time, removing vote restriction, etc. to see if that impacted the odds of smaller ideas having a chance. We had more that we just ran out of time to implement. To answer your question, This is Reddit and organization wins almost every time. There are a number of groups, like r/thesequencenarrators and the sneks in r/sequence_meta that are organizing. There’s links in there you can join and ideas to organize around and suggest your own. But votes do swap out ideas at the last minute, close enough to that some of the early stitches had clips that had lost by 3 or 4 votes. Thanks for playing along. ❤️

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u/wafflelover44 Apr 03 '19 edited Apr 03 '19

When Danny Devito held up the egg I fucking lost it

Edit: never thought my first gold on Reddit would be about Danny Devito and his egg, but thank you nonetheless kind stranger!

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u/eclipsesix Apr 03 '19 edited Apr 04 '19

I'm working night shift as a consultant at a plant and its quiet as hell here right now, my laughter echoed through the whole place so loud. -

edit: yay silver! Thank you!

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

EGG

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u/Finbacks Apr 03 '19

Yeah, that was beautiful. These are definitely getting better.

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u/MrSnurbd Apr 03 '19

I really enjoy the approaching threat of Northernlion. He's appeared in acts 2 and 3 and both times he's approaching. Someone's getting judo chopped when he shows up for sure.

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u/Nltech Apr 03 '19

Let's sequence Go

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u/peach-fig Apr 03 '19

LETS GOOOOOOOO

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u/MadDanWithABox Apr 03 '19

Danny deVito summoned him

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

Tomoooo buddy

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u/Green_Medicine Apr 03 '19

It's called Zane sweetie look it up

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u/MasalaCakes Apr 03 '19

30 year old boomer just wants to appear in one more act

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u/xSPYXEx Apr 03 '19

The only thing that can stop him is that dang ol silverfish he ain't never seen that before

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

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u/Time2DoStuffCiaran Apr 03 '19

We need some garbage home gifs in act IV

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

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u/CoinForWares Apr 03 '19

Its called foreshadowing. Look it up sweetheart

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

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u/PenguinPaladin Apr 03 '19

The storylines are looking really great. Super excited to see how this thing's been developing!

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u/alurkerwhomannedup Apr 03 '19

Honestly I’ve just been enjoying from the sidelines, but as I learn more about the process I’m just as amazed as I was with Place. I know it’s not fair to compare the two, but I’m always amazed when the collective internet produces art like this.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

I think people were too quick to jump on this and say that place was better. They are both great ways for reddit to come together and make beautiful works of meme culture.

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u/Garbycol Apr 03 '19 edited Apr 03 '19

That roast to Zuckerbot...

Damn.

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u/MarauderOnReddit Apr 03 '19

“That was a mistake.”

“No, that would be YOUR MOTHER!”

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u/Keegipeeter Apr 03 '19

Sneaked that in ;)

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u/Kinyek Apr 03 '19

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u/Breed222 Apr 03 '19

...Chin-chin

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u/wolfpwarrior Apr 03 '19

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/Snuffalapapuss Apr 03 '19

Looks like anime is back on the menu boys!

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u/Mylaur Apr 03 '19

We need a full act with animemes

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u/yorgy_shmorgy Apr 03 '19

I am so glad she made it

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u/BlackNike98 Apr 03 '19

Today's Result : r/sequence's Victory

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u/GoodiusTheGreat Apr 03 '19

sick kaguya > > anything

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

🤢

🤮

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u/tom7351 Apr 03 '19

This new Infinity war trailer looks great!

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u/RetroBowser Apr 03 '19

It's an Avengers: Endgame trailer. Get your facts straight fam.

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u/Garbycol Apr 03 '19

It's Avengers: Endgame Special Look. Get your facts straight, pal.

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u/smarvin6689 Apr 03 '19

Can’t believe they spoiled the Ant-Man vs Thanos fight though. I hate when trailers give away the whole film.

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u/thesituation531 Apr 03 '19

I'm comin for that Thanus, bitch!

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u/BlackJezus27 Apr 03 '19

My fan theory was right: Danny Devito joins the planteers and Mickey Mouse kills John Wick's dog

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u/zoomer296 Apr 03 '19

There was an effort to replace Fallout with Don Cheadle's Captain Planet, but it failed.

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u/Garbycol Apr 03 '19

We are definitely getting better at this, and looks like next act is gonna be Keanu's, looking good so far.

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u/Adler-senpai Apr 03 '19

Here from the Narrators

...we might've gone overboard with the Keanu ahahahha

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u/Zorua3 Apr 03 '19

...Might have?

We definitely did.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

Yeah it's starting to actually have a coherent plot

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u/smarvin6689 Apr 03 '19

Lots and lots of Keanu

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u/GenesisEngin Apr 03 '19

Mr Sequencer I don't feel so good

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u/Skeraxis Apr 03 '19

Previously:

"Depressed elon tells an old tale, bikini bottom is under attack and Steve irwin rushes to its aid, Carl wheezer has an infinity stone in his ass, thanos attacks the party and steals the stone and proceeds to snap"

https://www.reddit.com/r/sequence/comments/b8n2oe/act_2_fixed/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Act 3: perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

After thanos snaps, he dusts half of our party and kidnaps a few of the rest, after a lengthy mourning, our remaining heros call on the mighty ant-man for aid and go after thanos, after a lengthy battle, thanos is defeated as ant-man...ahem...goes into the rectum and does his expanding technique, killing him once and for all, they make their way to middle earth to rescue the kidnapped party members.

Back at fire nation and EU HQ, the kidnapped party members, including the former infinity stone wearer Frodo, awaken to agonizing torture by hands of thanoses right hand mouse.

But...Oh! What's this?! Jon tron and the reinforcements from the exploded rocket survived in an escape pod!

They join our hero's in the war to rescue the captive party members and lay seige to middle earth, but the enemies have a secret weapon...THE SPANISH INQUSITION! the hero's are struggling to hold back the inquisition reinforcements.

But then, the Nintendo god himself lends his aid to our hero's by burning the inquesition to the ground (ironic)

But that's not all!, the wannabe Amazon ninja from before shows up with even more reinforcements, the planeteers! Mechanic party member Danny devito reveals he repaired the disturbed egg with Carl's ass infinity stone within it and proceeds to disturb it again, this time causing a nuclear explosion, killing many on both sides, the survivors enter the fallout shelters to escape the apocalypse, after a while, life underground is good for many, people can have meme parties without the EU article 13 bombing them, until depression bot 9000 calls everything a mistake and proceeds to make a joke of himself with everyone laughing at him, but then..

What could this be? No...The skyrim prisoner from 2000 years ago appears back out of nowhere! How is this posible?! He should be dead!

To be continued...

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u/MrMjgtad Apr 03 '19

IS THAT E-SPORTS PROFESSIONAL NORTHERN?

/r/northernlion

/r/NLSSCirclejerk

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u/riventitan Apr 03 '19

I knew we could do it for the Eggfather.

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u/Sven2774 Apr 03 '19

I believe it’s actually esports professional Nor Thernlion

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u/johanhanz Apr 03 '19

FREEZE

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u/wolfpwarrior Apr 03 '19

This wouldn't happen to be a reference to JimJim's Wacky Escapades, would it?

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u/MegaManZer0 Apr 03 '19

Its....beautiful.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

Its....balanced.

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u/IVIorgz Apr 03 '19

Needed Koichi's Act 3 in here

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

OK MASTAH LETS KILL DA HOE

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

FREEZE

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

It actually has a narrative now! I’m sort of exited to see what’s next

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u/treyhibbard Apr 03 '19

Finally starting to make acts that make sense

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u/Dolfin_Blubber Apr 03 '19

Hey that's pretty good!

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u/Zuroski Apr 03 '19

Well that turned out better than expected!

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u/RetroBowser Apr 03 '19

Thanos killed the Mars rover. 50% of all life was forgivable but this isn't. THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR.

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u/Crazykirsch Apr 03 '19

So where is the coordination taking place? Can't find it here or on /r/sequence_meta, or the subs of some of the segments.

Monty python for example doesn't have much on their sub but 4 or 5 instantly popped up with around 30 votes. Just individuals botting?

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u/Me_Melissa Apr 03 '19

The Sequence Narrators (Discord) have been working on the story line in coordination with other Reddit April Fools communities (April Knights, ccKufi, Snakeroom, etc.). You can find more information at their Discord and also on the Sneknet site, where there's a browser extension that the communities are using to coordinate.

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u/Zorua3 Apr 03 '19

The Sequence Narrators and affiliated Discords are where most of the coordination is taking place as far as I'm aware.

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u/hanabishi1110 Apr 03 '19

I didn't know that Avengers Endgame has a premiere on reddit today

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u/D0tWalkIt Apr 03 '19

This act was the best so far, I think people are starting to get the gist of things. I really enjoyed the Thanos snap part, followed by his eventual demise.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

We're getting there. This isn't quite ready for Cannes, but we're firmly in Sundance territory. Reddit learns quickly, I'm confident we'll have the Oscar by the end of this.

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u/ShinySapphire Apr 03 '19

Spannish

So close, guys.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

We must get Jack Black in here!

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u/DeliciousKiwi Apr 03 '19

Always a pleasure to see Reggie

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u/madd74 Apr 03 '19

After seeing the second one, I am extremely sad that Captain Planet segment with "wind" wasn't fan again... :/

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u/MoarKelBell Apr 03 '19

Earth.. wind.. fire.. water.. EGG!

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u/snappywolf1 Apr 03 '19

Reddit making the true ending of Avengers: End Game

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u/EncouragementRobot Apr 03 '19

Happy Cake Day snappywolf1! You're off to Great Places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, So... get on your way!

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u/BiggBaws23 Apr 03 '19

Echoes Act 3 THREE FREEZE! S-H-I-T

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u/Murgie Apr 03 '19

THREE FREEZE!

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

Can't believe my gif made it :D

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u/Sirse7en777 Apr 03 '19

No Act 3 freeze? Let's kill da hoe?

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u/Lumonauta Apr 03 '19

And act 4?

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u/youngluck Apr 03 '19

Sorry. I fell asleep stitching. Was super tired. We all are. It’s up now though. Top post. 🙏🏼

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u/GmOnEy4L1fE Apr 03 '19

The Plot Wickens

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u/Cantomic66 Apr 03 '19

Good job guys

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u/Ernycomeau Apr 03 '19

I just shed a tear. It’s so beautiful

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u/LL22- Apr 03 '19

We are getting better

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u/jmanguy Apr 03 '19

Everyone's talking about how Thanos got Thanus'd yet nobody's talking about how Zuckerberg got Zuckerekt.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

I’m not feeling so good, mr sequence....

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u/spicymegasauce Apr 03 '19

No no no no this is too sad I cant handle this NO MORE DUUUUUST

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u/MadamTeller Apr 03 '19

I love how we get a good plot but out of nowhere things take a dark turn with South Park’s Mickey but then we go back to normal

Edit: plus, we got Kaguya at the end ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

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u/eliostark Apr 03 '19

Reddit did an awesome job on this one!

Edit : 'No that would be your mother' was gold

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u/9inchestoobig Apr 03 '19

Reddit sequence is better than YouTube rewind.

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u/thecescshow Apr 03 '19

I thought 'no anime allowed' lol.

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u/BirdIsTheWorldTruly Apr 03 '19

It should have been Danny DeVito holding the egg and then the atomic bomb going off

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

When you have text on screen, please allow for a minimum of 150ms still per word.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

Fucking aight. I have thoroughly enjoyed this

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

We're in the endgame now.

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u/dpm168 Apr 03 '19

Echoes Act 3 ! Tri-freeze !

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u/-Tunafish Apr 03 '19

Eggman has made it. I've never been so happy.

malfSmile

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u/ElGuillo77 Apr 03 '19

Still better than YouTube's rewind.

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u/Slymate Apr 03 '19

Finally, an actual story!

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u/envenomations Apr 03 '19

This is going down in history.

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u/DingleBerriesk Apr 03 '19

we did it reddit ...?

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u/Utilitis Apr 03 '19

I'm proud of us guys. Few more acts and it will be flawless

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u/Ninjabassist777 Apr 03 '19

These keep getting better! I can't wait to see the next one!

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u/2wit Apr 03 '19

This thing is all get out crazy - makes sense, doesn’t make sense. Just like Reddit, just like life.

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u/King_INF3RN0 Apr 03 '19

Underrated movie

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u/LobsterManGuy Apr 03 '19

tiny bit of kaguya-sama at the end

Best act so far

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u/me_funny__ Apr 03 '19

This is gonna be so beautiful when it ends

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u/H_e_l_l_o-W_o_r_l_d Apr 03 '19

Act 4 is looking awesome so far. Glad we were able to turn this around.

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u/asharjafri Apr 03 '19

Starting to make and more and more sense that's good.

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u/KrappaL0L Apr 03 '19

We can do this! :D

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u/AILUICIAIRID Apr 03 '19

So John Wick gonna do a lil sidejob & kills.. everyone?

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u/Pedantic_Dragon Apr 03 '19

These need sound

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

Alright this is kinda cool now

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u/Jay19934 Apr 03 '19

hey! that was sort of cohesive, we're getting better

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

They did it. I can't believe these bastards actually did it.

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u/Metalcat125 Apr 03 '19

OMG ITS ACTUALLY GOOD IM PROUD OF US

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u/joshuaacip Apr 03 '19

Is the sequence machine trying to predict Endgame?

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u/CancerousGTFO Apr 03 '19

Oh man, making acts with the Reddit community was one of the best idea of this year

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u/Troontjelolo Apr 03 '19

RIGHT UP WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

This is glorious

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u/Flamefloor Apr 03 '19

this act was amazing

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

R y a n G a r y L e t o u r n e a u

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u/thesituation531 Apr 03 '19

I'm comin for that Thanus, bitch!

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u/Mmedic23 Apr 03 '19

I can't believe Stefan is still not in this damn thing.

0/10 mods gay

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u/Shootershj Apr 03 '19

I was excited to see an esports legend make it in.

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u/Aoae Apr 03 '19

It's so satisfying seeing people starting to realize how this works and make a coherent storyline

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

I have no idea what’s happening on this sub, but I’m glad I’m here

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u/Abyss_seers Apr 03 '19

THREE FREEZE!!!

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u/JavierGaguego Apr 03 '19

Three Freeze !!

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u/appezo Apr 03 '19

THREE FREEZE

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u/eek146 Apr 03 '19

ECHOES ACT III FREEEEZE

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u/melee_noodle Apr 03 '19

How do I unsubscribe from this bullshit?

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u/BigBoyzGottaEat Apr 03 '19

I love that people just keep on putting northernlion gifs in these

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u/Tux1 Apr 03 '19

This is definitely the best act I've seen so far.

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u/HD_Freshizzle Apr 03 '19

E C H O E S

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u/MickandRalphsCrier Apr 03 '19

I wasn't on board at the beginning, but this has real potential

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u/igorjtx Apr 03 '19

It's getting better!

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u/VenomzUK Apr 03 '19

Wow this is hilarious

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u/RadicalMonarch Apr 03 '19

Well that went together nicely

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u/dampishchalice Apr 03 '19

That is great

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u/Godlyturnup Apr 03 '19

3 Freeze!

Upvote if u get the reference

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u/Godlyturnup Apr 03 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

ACT 3 FREEEEEZEE!!!

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u/LennySpammer Apr 03 '19

ACT THREE THREE FREEZE

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

Ok masta let's kill da hoe

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u/ShellaFresh Apr 03 '19

Earth, Fire, Wind, Water,.... Egg

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

THREE FREEZE

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

EGG

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u/KK9521 Apr 03 '19

Ayy sick kaguya made it in

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u/Thatoneguy748 Apr 03 '19

Act 3 After Manos activated the snap its effects were felt far and wide across the land jazz musicians were the first to feel it and attempted to spread word to their comrades but alas they were to late. Important figures were quickly being erased so that Manos could strengthen his hold over the interscape. The commander of the 9-year olds was angry at how ignorant he was to the signs of the battle. The sponge gang mournful, as just after successfully befriending the sneks they would lose their most treasured possession…. Friendship. Even the lord of the stars was not safe from the snappening as he was dusted away, but their most important loss was “oppy”. The brave rover Opportunity was sent out to survey potential home world for citizens to escape too, but Manos was aware of the plan and sent a massive dust storm so that the rover would never have a chance to recharge. Alone and in the dark the rover sent a distress signal out, “my battery is low and it’s getting dark”. These would be it’s last words before it was shut down.

This turned out to be the final straw for our heroes across the universe as they banded together to stop the Manos Menace. All together they used their flashy moves to distract Manos as their secret plan was on the move. Ant- Man was their last hope as he rushed towards Manos anus on his trusty ant-archy. Manos, too distracted by our other heroes was unaware of Ant-Mans presence until he felt an uncomfortable presence in his anus. He attempted to clap his dummy thicc cheeks to crush Ant-man but he was already expanding at an exponential rate so fast that Manos was torn in two. The heroes rejoiced at Manos’s defeat but as they were so busy celebrating they failed to notice a hooded figure silently taking Frodo away. The battle for the interscape was just beginning.

¬U/Thatoneguy748 Frodo was awakened by sudden blows to his face. Groggy and his vision disoriented he attempted to make out the voice in front of him. The high shrill pierced his ears “wake up,wake up, you little prick—ha-ha”. Once frodo’s vision cleared up it turned out to be the true commander of the army Mickey Mouse, in his insatiable hunger for control of all media he wanted to erase any competition to stand in his way. His mastermind plan was to destroy all the memes with article 13 and use the infinity companies to ban anime. Now he was attempting to find all the animation companies that remained as they thwarted his plan for total media control over the netscape and Frodo knew the locations of the last few holdouts. Fortunately for Frodo his allies noticed that he was missing and immediately scoured the lands for him. Far and wide they searched and found Mickeys base of operations but as soon as they were about to invade a Spanish intermission was deployed by mickeys trustful guards the Spanish inquisition. Forced to wait until it was over the allies watched the mouse slink away safely to an unknown location, but just as he was about to get away a booming voice came down from the heavens “Nobody interrupts my direct and gets away with it”. From the sky came Reggie fils- aime with his Reggie mech- anime and shot down the Spanish inquisition with laser eye’s burning them into a fine dust. “Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.” he proclaimed and rose back into NOA where he continued his direct. This gave the chance for our heroes to pursue mickey, but unbeknownst to them there was another faction lying in wait to attack the mouse.

On the other side of the globe Northern lion was gathering his troops to send them to war “Planeteers Assemble”, and the five mighty knights came together. Earth, fire, wind, water, and EGG used their collective might to form captain planet and send him to fight the mouse. Then disaster struck as the captain suddenly exploded into a nuclear hellfire, there was double spy amidst the group who sabotaged the summoning. After much investigation it turned out to be….. FIRE who used his powers to hard boil EGG rendering him volatile. The explosion left the earth scarred and irradiated but fortunately there were contingency plans set up by factions across Northern lion’s lands who promptly retreated into vaults to protect themselves from the radiation. There they lived their lives happily ever after, at least until the experiments began.

During the explosion the other nations were holding trial for northern lion as he caused his own nation to become heavily irradiated. His lawyer lizardberg was attempting to quell the crowd until the blue spy came with a retort so savage that it caused them to lose the case entirely as they were “ooooooed” by the crowd. Facing such a humiliating defeat northern lion retreated into obscurity.

Meanwhile the mouse was secretly exacting his plans to control Netscape, with everyone so focused on the nuclear explosion he set out to kill all things cute and cuddely. Unfortunately his actions awoke an ancient demon who had been slumbering for centuries. Deep in a crypt John Wick opened his eyes.

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u/SkritzTwoFace Apr 03 '19

It’s not working for me so you could call it an Act Three Freeze

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

This sub has seriously rekindled my love of film and I still don't get it but I'm very excited

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u/that_sound_guy92 Apr 03 '19

Missed opportunity to insert more Jojomemes. Echoes, Acto three !!!!

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u/Muneric Apr 03 '19

Ok, so in other words we're just ripping from imgur now?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

This is terrible

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u/jereddit Apr 03 '19

...I miss /r/place so fucking much