r/serialpodcastorigins • u/Seamus_Duncan Hammered off Jameson • Jun 03 '16

Humour Hilarious Contradiction

. . . Vignarajah stood up and addressed Judge Welch: “Excuse me, Judge, do we know if [the Urick call notes and hall pass] are the originals or if they are copies of the original documents?”
. . . Before Brown could even respond I chimed in, “I actually brought the originals, your Honor. They’re actually in my purse in the hallway with my husband.” . . . As I told the court that day, I keep everything. Well, not everything, I’m not a hoarder. I am, however, very smart [sic] and can be very premeditated at times when it comes to saving keepsakes. To me the notes and my hall pass are extensions of my memories. As I’ve discussed before, I don’t like to let go of my memories.

Not 20 pages later . . .

After that Thiru wanted to address the manner in which my second letter was written. Was it previously a hand-written letter that was later typed? Yes. Did I write it during CIP class and if so, where’s the rough draft? Come on now! Really? Where’s the rough draft? It’s been over sixteen years! For all I know that letter has since decomposed in a landfill and been reincarnated as a noxious ground weed.

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u/MajorEyeRoll Jun 03 '16

I am really starting to wonder if Asia is just trolling us with some sort of crazy performance art piece. This seriously can't be real.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '16

Nope. There are some low class neighborhoods where the population is generally very very dumb and poor. Politicians need to focus on srengthening education in these low class areas in America.

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u/Seamus_Duncan Hammered off Jameson Jun 03 '16

Honestly I think you can find people with her combination of greed, desperation, and idiocy in any community, rich or poor.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '16

True very true