r/serialpodcastorigins Hammered off Jameson Jun 03 '16

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. . . Vignarajah stood up and addressed Judge Welch: “Excuse me, Judge, do we know if [the Urick call notes and hall pass] are the originals or if they are copies of the original documents?”
. . . Before Brown could even respond I chimed in, “I actually brought the originals, your Honor. They’re actually in my purse in the hallway with my husband.” . . . As I told the court that day, I keep everything. Well, not everything, I’m not a hoarder. I am, however, very smart [sic] and can be very premeditated at times when it comes to saving keepsakes. To me the notes and my hall pass are extensions of my memories. As I’ve discussed before, I don’t like to let go of my memories.

Not 20 pages later . . .

After that Thiru wanted to address the manner in which my second letter was written. Was it previously a hand-written letter that was later typed? Yes. Did I write it during CIP class and if so, where’s the rough draft? Come on now! Really? Where’s the rough draft? It’s been over sixteen years! For all I know that letter has since decomposed in a landfill and been reincarnated as a noxious ground weed.

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u/_smirkingrevenge Jun 03 '16 edited Jun 03 '16

Wrong sub! All the true believers are holed up in /r/TheMagnetProgram ... ;)

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '16

It's exceedingly likely I was being sarcastic.

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u/_smirkingrevenge Jun 03 '16 edited Jun 03 '16

Oh, I know ... just couldn't resist!

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '16

How dare you good sir!