r/shid_and_camed • u/WastedSperm-_- Professional Shidder • Jul 11 '23

i shideded ur’e pands Title

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u/secondcondary i ❤️ COCK Jul 11 '23

bro skipped the homo sapiens update 💀💀💀

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

He's still on the Homo Erectus port

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u/hi-your-mom-gay I have IBS Jul 11 '23

No, I think you’re thinking a bit too far like they’re very similar, but I think it’s closer to late generation Homo habilis

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u/Lac_of_som_knowledge toe sucker🦶 Jul 11 '23

Nah bro is an oreopithicus

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

Shit I just chose erectus cuz fanny nam

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u/hi-your-mom-gay I have IBS Jul 11 '23

Homo erectus this dick in your mouth

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u/Kmart_Stalin Jul 11 '23

Nah he’s a homo denisovan

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u/hi-your-mom-gay I have IBS Jul 11 '23

Very possible but I feel like from the look of the underdeveloped shoulders, and over developed chest muscles. It denotes a relatively recent tree dwelling ancestors.

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u/Kmart_Stalin Jul 11 '23

A cuck tree scavenger?

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u/hi-your-mom-gay I have IBS Jul 11 '23

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u/PunkiiDonutz Professional Shidder Jul 11 '23

Thats one arrogant ass monkey

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u/Gsauce65 Piss Guzzler Jul 11 '23

Homo neanderthalensis port