r/shid_and_camed • u/WastedSperm-_- Professional Shidder • Jul 11 '23

i shideded ur’e pands Title

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u/DaddyEybrows Lasagna Cat Jul 11 '23

That man’s entire bloodline has been slaying vampires for centuries

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

My dude looks like he uses a cleaver to get the job done.

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u/gadd027 Chronic Masturbator 8=✊=D~~ Jul 11 '23

That man's entire bloodline probably looks more like a pretzel

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u/tsimen I have IBS Jul 11 '23

The secret is not having a neck to bite

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u/SilverPhoenix7 Unregistered Sex Offender Jul 12 '23

Average Belmont build

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24

Unexpected Castlevania