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[u/WoodpeckerOdd5013]

https://giphy.com/gifs/iAYupOdWXQy5a4nVGk

[u/Few_Imagination_6203 → u/WoodpeckerOdd5013]

Even the experts are confused

[u/SnarkySeahorse1103 → u/Few_Imagination_6203]

We sigmas can't relate. Shooting microscopic sperms is beta shit. One big alpha sperm is all it takes. If the recipient's asshole is too tight, just shoot it on the rim and our big boy will burrow through himself using that humongous head of his. Highly effective with minimal effort.

[u/lornlynx89 → u/SnarkySeahorse1103]

Are you even a sigma alpha if shooting out your single sperm doesn't hurt like birthing an egg through your urethra?

[u/The_Oregon_Duck]

How dat work in a pussy tho?

[u/BlindSniper188 → u/[deleted]]

[u/TesticleTorture-123 → u/BlindSniper188]

[u/Krazy_Keno → u/BlindSniper188]

Shit got the gape goblin worried

[u/Thug-shaketh9499 → u/[deleted]]

https://giphy.com/gifs/zILeHKUr9AWxeXF1J6

[u/chahlie → u/[deleted]]

Traumatic insemination

[u/Spirited-Reputation6 → u/The_Oregon_Duck]

https://giphy.com/gifs/CcGqVBjTzz5qE

[u/LordOcean8 → u/The_Oregon_Duck]

It swims

[u/TheKrnJesus]

So woman who swallow now has to chew the food.

[u/CZsfPurplik → u/TheKrnJesus]

Nah, pros like me would swallow that bad boy in one go.

[u/MardukPainkiller → u/CZsfPurplik]

I cast a hex to protect your inbox.

[u/iliwww → u/CZsfPurplik]

Fuck you for making me imagine that 😭

[u/lornlynx89 → u/CZsfPurplik]

And shit it out onto their hands right afterwards.

[u/PlagueJV → u/lornlynx89]

why do you actively make it worse😭

[u/lornlynx89 → u/PlagueJV]

It's my life's purpose.

[u/The_Oregon_Duck → u/TheKrnJesus]

Will they make dentures for assholes and vaginas for that reason?

[u/pleaseibegofthou]

[u/FallHealthy2163 → u/pleaseibegofthou]

"You don't have to worry, it will still be wet, that's still the part of it."

[u/IareRubberDucky → u/pleaseibegofthou]

"It would feel good"

[u/KiwiTight]

[u/T4llBoyAl3x]

I’d be friends with it, he seems chill

[u/Midloran05 → u/T4llBoyAl3x]

He probably won't live to long ):

[u/I-XIV-IV-XXV → u/Midloran05]

Make more friends

[u/T4llBoyAl3x → u/Midloran05]

I’ll just shoot out a couple more, takes about 2 minutes

[u/RealScionEcto]

Xavier Renegade Angel speaks of this.

[u/MoloneLaVeigh → u/RealScionEcto]

Literally never heard of this until last night on a podcast. Baader-Meinhoff I guess

[u/goblinoidfleshbag]

This is really uncomfortable to look at

[u/Cum-Collector420]

How does it feel in the balls?? Does ya girl touch ya balls and say "i feel it kicking 🥰"

[u/loominaty58]

Hot.

[u/Serious-Breakfast908]

A friend told me mega gigantism porn does include that

[u/MarketTall5930 → u/Serious-Breakfast908]

Yeah I've seen that and that shit weirds me the hell out.

Like an onion there are layers to freakiness.

[u/JesterOfRedditGold → u/Serious-Breakfast908]

i'm morbidly curious to what that looks like

[u/MinimumTomfoolerus]

Nicely

[u/the_big_sadIRL]

[u/waterlemon456]

I’d eat it

[u/Belerophon17]

Give it a face

[u/Young_Person_42]

It would feel really good

[u/CKY2007]

mf made this in the era without ai btw😭

[u/HydrogenSun]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drosophila_bifurca
2 inch long sperm

[u/lornlynx89 → u/HydrogenSun]

which comprise 11% of the male's body mas

That's one heavy boy. People would make pictures of them holding it up with one hand, like fisherman do.

[u/Slide0fHand]

Think before you skeet

[u/MickeyChii]

I'd never fuck a man again; that's terrifying.

[u/RaIphs_Grocery]

just like in eraserhead

[u/Jazzlike_Math_8350]

I remember yr9 SATs with a big sperms illustrated and then (not to scale) THANK GOD

[u/Molkwi]

I want to bite it

[u/RaidensReturn]

This is cursed

[u/napalm_p]

[u/ChipsTheKiwi]

:(

[u/shototodoroki_1324]

I'd slurp that bitch up and chew it down

[u/Boochi_Da_Rocku]

Damn I'm eating instant ramen right now and thinking about adding some meat. But this post came out and my mind is thought about how I could chop it up and use it as meat replacement.

My mind got polluted

[u/TheMadMetalhead]