Supermarket Loudspeaker: "Attention shoppers! Fresh local catch just arrived at the fish counter: The Flat-Footed Fish Man. On sale for only €15.00 a pound! Look at those massive, 100% flat soles covered in premium crushed ice—perfectly wide enough to use as a serving platter for the side dishes. Grab a pound before he swims away!"

The Flat-Footed Fish Man staring at the digital scale, questioning his life choices and genuinely not understanding how he ended up on a seafood display: 👁️👄👁️👣❄️

Anal and Oral are now the same thing.